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My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

musk just invented fraudulent charities and all the money that went into his, what a genius!!

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



that's what every billionaire's foundation is for

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



My Linux Rig posted:

hmm I think the people in the science forum might not be that smart

anyone who takes goonsay without immediately assuming they’re idiots is a braver person than i am

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
im not saying there's definitely an elon musk piss tape but maybe somebody should start asking around and see what turns up

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
elon musk is a pedophile so you really don't want to see it

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Jabor posted:

elon musk is a pedophile so you really don't want to see it

no you're thinking of r kelly

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

no you're thinking of r kelly

that's already been released, gosh

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



incels interlinked posted:

The vacuum katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded vacuuming sessions, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of furniture in any living room is a statistically predictable element. The vaccum kata treats the Dyson as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum cleaning zone, inflicting maximum suction on the maximum number of dirt particles while keeping the vacuumer clear of the statistically traditional living room obstacles. By the rote mastery of this art, your vacuuming efficiency will rise by no less than 120%.

Emerging out of my lurking to ask: is this loving real?

mystes
May 31, 2006

KoRMaK posted:

Emerging out of my lurking to ask: is this loving real?
No of course not. It's a slightly modified version of the description of "sword katas" in the movie equilibrium.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

KoRMaK posted:

Emerging out of my lurking to ask: is this loving real?

no are you even serious

the lowest level human-piloted miele wipes the floor with any robot vacuum

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

that particular mod is also the gun mod who gets real mad if anyone talks down to the glazed-eyed psychos in there when they discuss their need to conceal a handgun because they're threatened by *~urban teens~*

is that the gun mod who went on a screed about how he knows how horrible gun violence is because he has to moderate harshly when mass shootings happen

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

mystes posted:

No of course not. It's a slightly modified version of the description of "sword katas" in the movie highlander.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Adding to my list of "Musk is the next generation of Trump" indicia

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Self Dealon

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017

Shame Boy posted:

that thread is goddamn infuriating and i had to stop reading it after one page, jesus

:same:

Im still half asleep so I read the posts without them entering my smooth brain too deeply

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

fishmech posts in that thread a lot

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

mystes posted:

No of course not. It's a slightly modified version of the description of "sword katas" in the documentary Ghost Dog.

NeoHentaiMaster
Jul 13, 2004
More well adjusted then you'd think.

Discendo Vox posted:

Adding to my list of "Musk is the next generation of Trump" indicia

The more I learn about him the more I realize he is exactly like Trump. The only real difference between them is that he sells himself to ignorant tech fetish nerds instead of ignorant insecure racists.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Jabor posted:

elon musk is a pedophile so you really don't want to see it

whats the word for a 30 year old that looks 12

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


hobbesmaster posted:

whats the word for a 30 year old that looks 12

malnourished

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

hobbesmaster posted:

whats the word for a 30 year old that looks 12

grimy

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

hobbesmaster posted:

whats the word for a 30 year old that looks 12

Elon

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

hobbesmaster posted:

whats the word for a 30 year old that looks 12

anime

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


the question was not 3000 year old that looks 12

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
you smell like a roll of nickels

still lol

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



My Linux Rig posted:

hmm I think the people in the science forum might not be that smart

they fuckin love science tho

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

graph posted:

you smell like a roll of nickels

still lol

right up there with 'your shirt look like a dishrag'

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

FAUXTON posted:

Self Dealon

:yosnice:

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


it still blows me away that grimes posted straight up loli to her twitter and it doesn't even register in like the top thirty for most insane things that happened last year

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
isn't that like significantly more illegal in canadia too

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Rex-Goliath posted:

it still blows me away that grimes posted straight up loli to her twitter and it doesn't even register in like the top thirty for most insane things that happened last year

apparently musk also entertained the idea of selling a musk/grimes sex tape when a bazinga raised the question. totally normal ceo

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

apparently musk also entertained the idea of selling a musk/grimes sex tape when a bazinga raised the question. totally normal ceo

everyone wishes they were hot enough for people to pay to watch them gently caress

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

hobbesmaster posted:

whats the word for a 30 year old that looks 12

if a woman tells you she's 26 and looks 16, she's 12
if she tells you she's 26 and looks 26, she's drat near 40

take off that silly rear end hat

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGxCMyLm6js

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

DELETE CASCADE posted:

if a woman tells you she's 26 and looks 16, she's 12
if she tells you she's 26 and looks 26, she's drat near 40

take off that silly rear end hat

not far off

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

NeoHentaiMaster posted:

The more I learn about him the more I realize he is exactly like Trump. The only real difference between them is that he sells himself to ignorant tech fetish nerds instead of ignorant insecure racists.

That venn looks more and more like a circle over time. tbh I'd say the only real difference is Musk is still relatively lucid and competent. Relatively.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Munkeymon posted:

they fuckin love science tho

yes you can tell by their not at all shallow understanding of it

Elukka posted:

This sentiment I don't really understand. SpaceX is doing things that other people have done on paper. On paper, we have antimatter starships flying to the stars at .92c. There's a huge gulf between something on paper or experimenting around with it a bit and actually doing it for real, and that's the part that matters the most. You don't get bonus points for doing something nobody thought of before. That someone might use an idea and actually make use of it is why it's even worthwhile to explore random technologies like transpiration-based heat shields.

we have antimatter starships on paper but not in reality because nobody has bothered to build one yet? :psyduck:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

I’d recognise that date anywhere.

It’s the date of the Trinity test of the atomic bomb.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
There are good threads in SAL populated by subject area experts with a nuanced understanding of the theory and limitations of their fields.


That, uh, yeah, that ain't looking like one of them.

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Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

my tesla is updating right now, and i can't drive it for 45 minutes

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