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null_pointer posted:Mental illness is not funny
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:wingwong Oh to be young again.
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Jan 29, 2019 19:14
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I'd like to make a motion to have the thread name changed to Funny Forum Quotes: Mental Illness Is Not Funny. Any takers?
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Jan 29, 2019 19:35
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Jan 29, 2019 19:35
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Heath posted:Nah Clitch posted:*clutches at chest*
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Jan 29, 2019 19:42
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Big Grunty Secret posted:Can someone repost the fingerblast story?  its the first result on google even without quotes and i use google to search for other stories about fingerblasting a lot, so you know its not the algorithm being biasedhttps://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3760639#post455134699
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Long Waffle Beard posted:butthurt over liquor sales folder posted:You're supposed to pay with money Jim
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Krankenstyle posted:
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CannonFodder posted:Sure the fingernlasting the sock monkey part is bad, but I still kinda smile that someone who worked at PAWS Inc marketing Garfield stuff for SE Asia ended up at SA. I'm amazed the job exists, but now that I know it does I'd be more surprised if the Muncie-based Garfield marketer to APAC weren't posting
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Phy posted:Flyin' to a country, gonna steal a lot of leeches
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Jan 30, 2019 19:44
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lol my dramaturge trap workedSomfin posted:Why do you even post here? i'm like 60% certain this dude is still carrying a grudge against me from a forum we both used to post in 12 loving years ago. also he's a dramaturge and only exists to be miserable.
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Jan 30, 2019 20:05
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I might have missed it, did someone say "more like dramaturd", yet?
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Jan 30, 2019 20:23
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More like dramaturgid
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Jan 30, 2019 20:41
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More like dramathird Hey, its me, the third guy making this joke.
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Jan 30, 2019 20:48
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:lol my dramaturge trap worked You should follow him into a theatre and ask him if Hamlet knew Polonius was listening when he gave his "to be or not to be" speech and then, regardless of the answer, whisper "Macbeth" into his ear.
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Jan 30, 2019 23:17
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*kramers into thread* did anyone say dramagirth yet
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Jan 30, 2019 23:19
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christmas boots posted:You should follow him into a theatre and ask him if Hamlet knew Polonius was listening when he gave his "to be or not to be" speech and then, regardless of the answer, whisper "Macbeth" into his ear. imho i think they should update the math to the RENT song since science added extra time to the world.
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Jan 30, 2019 23:56
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:imho i think they should update the math to the RENT song since science added extra time to the world. That song is two thousand years out of date with it's math. 525600 minutes is 365 days, which hasn't been equal to a year since Julius fuckin Caesar. I guess 525,949.2 minutes (which is the approximation that the modern calendar uses) just didn't fit the meter.
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Jan 31, 2019 00:04
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:imho i think they should update the math to the RENT song since science added extra time to the world. This is a good one to use on the type-B variant thespians who don’t know Shakespeare but live and breathe Broadway.
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Jan 31, 2019 00:20
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:lol my dramaturge trap worked More like DRAMAturge then right
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Jan 31, 2019 00:25
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DontMockMySmock posted:That song is two thousand years out of date with it's math. 525600 minutes is 365 days, which hasn't been equal to a year since Julius fuckin Caesar. I guess 525,949.2 minutes (which is the approximation that the modern calendar uses) just didn't fit the meter. this is the poo poo that gives me the most joy, in seeing all those bullshit social media "in class the teacher asked us how long a year is and i knew it cuz drama nerd! lol!" stories. just immense schadenfreud that they don't know what things mean which they learned in a musical theater production. christmas boots posted:This is a good one to use on the type-B variant thespians who don’t know Shakespeare but live and breathe Broadway. (innocently, apropo of nothing, to a group of 20-30 something women who work in offices and live in cities) well they probably don't record or broadcast theatrical productions because there's no demand for them. (while delivering hawaiian pizza to the musical theater sorority) you know, one of my cousins was at a showing of Hamilton, and she started singing along with everyone on stage, and the actors were so impressed they brought her up on stage. anyway, enjoy your pizza and bagged wine. PHIZ KALIFA has a new favorite as of 00:31 on Jan 31, 2019 |
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Jan 31, 2019 00:26
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I got the dramaurge to stop this dramadirge
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Jan 31, 2019 01:37
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Somfin posted:I got the dramaurge to stop this dramadirge it's a dramatrudge, for sure
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Jan 31, 2019 02:06
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DontMockMySmock posted:That song is two thousand years out of date with it's math. 525600 minutes is 365 days, which hasn't been equal to a year since Julius fuckin Caesar. I guess 525,949.2 minutes (which is the approximation that the modern calendar uses) just didn't fit the meter. It's equivalent to some years (most even!), just not the average of a year when taken over a larger span.
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Jan 31, 2019 02:45
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The average year when measured for one year is still more than 365 days.
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Jan 31, 2019 03:20
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Not by a clock.
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Jan 31, 2019 04:54
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:The average year when measured for one year is still more than 365 days. 2018 was about five years long, for instance
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Jan 31, 2019 05:11
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oh, a clock? a piece of poo poo goodwill rear end 24 hour clock???? are you sure? well poo poo if a fuckin CLOCK says 365 then i guess i'll call those fuckin shutins at NASA and let them know what's up. probably gonna have to make a big ole robot to fly into space to shake its fist at the sun and get our bitch of an earth to conform to the mathematical rigors of a battery operated AM/FM radio alarm clock. man, phew. THAT was close.
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The White Dragon posted:yoshitaka amano has the right idea where, no matter if he's making fantasy, sci fi, or modern settings, nobody has fashion sense and everyone wears scarves and bandanas and capes and goggles and poo poo like they got fired through a thrift store by catapult and just kept everything that stuck to them i liked this image
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Jan 31, 2019 05:48
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The song directly rejects the option of using the orbital year, finding it inferior to love.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i'm like 60% certain this dude is still carrying a grudge against me from a forum we both used to post in 12 loving years ago. also he's a dramaturge and only exists to be miserable. So your response to somebody poking fun at you writing fanfiction about a photo that's over a decade old is to write fanfiction about the poster based on offsite forums drama that's over a decade old 
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Jan 31, 2019 06:12
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Guy Mann posted:So your response to somebody poking fun at you writing fanfiction about a photo that's over a decade old is to write fanfiction about the poster based on offsite forums drama that's over a decade old Nobody cares.
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Jan 31, 2019 06:25
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Nobody cares. Don't sign your emptyquotes.
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Jan 31, 2019 06:35
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Aphrodite posted:The song directly rejects the option of using the orbital year, finding it inferior to love. love doesn't have 365 days either, it clearly follows the lunar calendar.
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Jan 31, 2019 06:40
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Guy Mann posted:Don't sign your emptyquotes. that doesn't even make sense, you suck at this
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Jan 31, 2019 07:34
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I want to write fanfic about everyone who was ever mean to me! That would be hilarious.
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Jan 31, 2019 07:37
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I want to write fanfic about everyone who was ever mean to me! That would be hilarious. Wait till next year. Because it's a leap year. And you'll need all the time you can get. It's topical so... I'm not very good at this.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:that doesn't even make sense, you suck at this Don't sign your monitor
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Son of Thunderbeast put two fingers to his forehead and telported behind Fleta Mcgurn. "heh, nothing personnel, kid"
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Son of Thunderbeast put two fingers to his forehead and telported behind Fleta Mcgurn. "heh, nothing personnel, kid" "You seem to forget, Thunderbeast." Fleta didn't even blink as she unsheathed Masamune, its blade still glistening with the power Sephiroth had imbued it with before giving it to Fleta because she was so awesome and then he totally had sex with Vincent. "I've taught in Asia before. My butthole is inviolable." Thunderbeast's head snapped up. The air had suddenly changed. "That sound... impossible! It can't be!" But it wasn't impossible. It was coming. Megazord.
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