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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
The problem with that plan is that the Indian Air Force does not actually want the F-16.
  • It's :argh: Pakistan's :argh: aircraft.
  • It failed their technical performance requirements for the MMRCA evaluations.
  • It competes directly with their own indigenous light combat aircraft, the Tejas.

Nonetheless, it's ultimately the government's decision, not the military's, so it's not impossible; but Trump-brand diplomacy has made it quite difficult. According to insiders, through the past two years, the Modi government has gone from very eager to buy an American fighter to seal a strategic partnership with the USA to very reluctant to do so because, to put it frankly, the Americans have pissed them off. Which might be why LockMart lobbyists are courting the opposition now in the hope the BJP loses the coming elections.

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HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull





was tickled by this concept, idk

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

HookedOnChthonics posted:




was tickled by this concept, idk

You need an "oh lawd he comin"

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

Yeah someone slap the An-225 on the far right side of that.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Maybe a Beluga?

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
Where's the Spruce Goose/Hercules?

Or the Kalinin K-7? Or ANT-20?

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Feb 1, 2019

marumaru
May 20, 2013



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6QJf83Oe3w

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Craptacular posted:

Yeah someone slap the An-225 on the far right side of that.

I'm quite pleased that my occassional visits to CHS have been enough to get me eyes-on with both Dreamlifter and Mirya

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

shame on an IGA posted:

I'm quite pleased that my occassional visits to CHS have been enough to get me eyes-on with both Dreamlifter and Mirya

Literally the only good parts of Charleston.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

HookedOnChthonics posted:




was tickled by this concept, idk

I like it but it needs an A380, the chonkiest and least loveable of all airplanes.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

hobbesmaster posted:

You need an "oh lawd he comin"

Unfortunately it’s racist to say that now.

meltie
Nov 9, 2003

Not a sodding fridge.

PT6A posted:

I like it but it needs an A380, the chonkiest and least loveable of all airplanes.

Agree, but it actually looks good in BA Landor livery!

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

meltie posted:

Agree, but it actually looks good in BA Landor livery!



Wrong; it looks less bad, but that's not the same thing as looking good. Compare it to a beautiful 747-200 in the same livery and despair.

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007

Cat Mattress posted:

The problem with that plan is that the Indian Air Force does not actually want the F-16.
  • It's :argh: Pakistan's :argh: aircraft.
  • It failed their technical performance requirements for the MMRCA evaluations.
  • It competes directly with their own indigenous light combat aircraft, the Tejas.

Nonetheless, it's ultimately the government's decision, not the military's, so it's not impossible; but Trump-brand diplomacy has made it quite difficult. According to insiders, through the past two years, the Modi government has gone from very eager to buy an American fighter to seal a strategic partnership with the USA to very reluctant to do so because, to put it frankly, the Americans have pissed them off. Which might be why LockMart lobbyists are courting the opposition now in the hope the BJP loses the coming elections.

Isn't the Tejas kind of its own F-35esque clusterfuck by now?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

meltie posted:

Agree, but it actually looks good in BA Landor livery!



Still laughing that they’re Spanish now

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

Inacio posted:

This Star Citizen weirdo asked on Twitter what landing gear this comes from (if it even is real) and now I really want to know



Any guesses? Is it just a dumb prop? I've been trying to figure it out but I don't really even know where to start

Late response, but almost certainly a 3D asset store like turbosquid. Or some poor soul rolled their own. Was originally going to guess Unity Asset Store, but also just found out star citizen is being built with Amazon Lumberyard which is another level of sadness and hilarity.

Edit: Amazon, Lumberyard, boy howdy I'm never going to get over that branding decision.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

hellotoothpaste posted:

Late response, but almost certainly a 3D asset store like turbosquid. Or some poor soul rolled their own. Was originally going to guess Unity Asset Store, but also just found out star citizen is being built with Amazon Lumberyard which is another level of sadness and hilarity.

Edit: Amazon, Lumberyard, boy howdy I'm never going to get over that branding decision.

That'd be from one of the 90s wing commander games that had FMV. Its a physical prop.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

HookedOnChthonics posted:




was tickled by this concept, idk

I like it

My suggestion for ultimate chonkage: one of those new airships

(An-225 - acceptable)

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Plastic_Gargoyle posted:

Isn't the Tejas kind of its own F-35esque clusterfuck by now?

They're both enacting Zeno's paradox with their FOC, but they kinda have opposite problems. Main problem with the Tejas, besides the delays, is that HAL is utterly incompetent at industrial production, and have only managed to deliver like eight of them, prototypes included.

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

HookedOnChthonics posted:




was tickled by this concept, idk


Nebakenezzer posted:

I like it

My suggestion for ultimate chonkage: one of those new airships

(An-225 - acceptable)

oh lawd he comin

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Ardeem posted:

oh lawd he comin


gatdamn

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

Ardeem posted:

oh lawd he comin


I change my answer to this.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Ardeem posted:

oh lawd he comin


:tutbutt:

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

hobbesmaster posted:

That'd be from one of the 90s wing commander games that had FMV. Its a physical prop.

Oh cripes, haha

marumaru
May 20, 2013







I'll never not be sad when people bully the A380. It has the hottest wings in a commercial airliner and this is pretty much indisputable fact.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Inacio posted:





I'll never not be sad when people bully the A380. It has the hottest wings in a commercial airliner and this is pretty much indisputable fact.

Dreamboat wings and a shipwreck face.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Inacio posted:

It has the hottest wings in a commercial airliner and this is pretty much indisputable fact.

That stopped being the case the moment Boeing dropped pics of the 777X.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

99% of the A380's ugly is because they put the cockpit on the first level and gave the plane a fivehead.

Stick it up top, where it properly belongs (q.v. 747, C-5, An-225, etc) and it looks way better:

marumaru
May 20, 2013



Sagebrush posted:

99% of the A380's ugly is because they put the cockpit on the first level and gave the plane a fivehead.

Stick it up top, where it properly belongs (q.v. 747, C-5, An-225, etc) and it looks way better:



Yeah, I have to agree. It looks mean, serious, dignified. They must have had some serious technical reasons for it, because aesthetically it's a pretty obvious choice.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Inacio posted:

Yeah, I have to agree. It looks mean, serious, dignified. They must have had some serious technical reasons for it, because aesthetically it's a pretty obvious choice.

Official reason: being so far away from the runway can lead to ground handling problems like speeding

Unofficial reason: Frenchmen will enjoy Budweiser before they admit Americans got something aesthetically right

REAL reason: Airbus was hoping someone was going to ask them to make a heavy lift transport, and moving the cockpit upstairs will take years and poo poo-tons of money

Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme

Sagebrush posted:

99% of the A380's ugly is because they put the cockpit on the first level and gave the plane a fivehead.

Stick it up top, where it properly belongs (q.v. 747, C-5, An-225, etc) and it looks way better:



The proposed MD-12 is what you’re seeking.

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

N00ba the Hutt posted:

The proposed MD-12 is what you’re seeking.

... It's the airplane version of that photoshop meme where they shrink somebodies face.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


xergm posted:

360 degree panorama of an SR-71 cockpit.

Click the little Windows-looking icon on the bottom left to see the whole catalog of cockpit panoramas. There's some cool stuff in there.

That's really cool! Thanks for that!

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
The ugliness of the A380 translates to the dot on my radar scope. I assume that's why I have to vector aircraft around its very presence. I had to turn two 737's going under one of those monstrosities just a little while ago.

On the plus side, I got to ask one if he wanted to go way behind or if he'd prefer an intercept vector to completely avoid the wake. He picked the intercept :3:

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

fknlo posted:

The ugliness of the A380 translates to the dot on my radar scope. I assume that's why I have to vector aircraft around its very presence. I had to turn two 737's going under one of those monstrosities just a little while ago.

On the plus side, I got to ask one if he wanted to go way behind or if he'd prefer an intercept vector to completely avoid the wake. He picked the intercept :3:

I feel there's a pun to be made/meme to be crafted with comparing the A380 to Big Gay Al from South Park.

"I'm suuuuuper, thanks for asking!"

I still want to fly on one of them before they're consigned to the clearance house, though. I'm sure Air France will keep flying them until those glorious wings fall off as a testament to national pride, and I've wanted to check out the Musee l'Air at Le Bourget.

Tsuru
May 12, 2008

Nebakenezzer posted:

Official reason: being so far away from the runway can lead to ground handling problems like speeding

Unofficial reason: Frenchmen will enjoy Budweiser before they admit Americans got something aesthetically right

REAL reason: Airbus was hoping someone was going to ask them to make a heavy lift transport, and moving the cockpit upstairs will take years and poo poo-tons of money
Actual real reason: in new aircraft there can be no pax seats located forward of the forward-most doors. Here, the 747-8 has the luxurious advantage of being a grandfathered 1960s design.

Air France is actually looking to offload some of theirs. They are difficult to make money with on a lot of routes chiefly because they have so little excess cargo volume remaining after you have loaded all of the bags. At this point the program is doing so poorly I'm not even sure we will ever see a proper 80x80m A380-900.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Tsuru posted:

Actual real reason: in new aircraft there can be no pax seats located forward of the forward-most doors. Here, the 747-8 has the luxurious advantage of being a grandfathered 1960s design.

Why would that matter? In the photoshop I posted, all of the passenger seats are still behind the forwardmost door.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
Emirates still has about 100 A380s, which if they loaded them all up at once, you could have ~50,000 people flying around in them.

Ormy
Apr 5, 2005

I would fly the poo poo out of that.

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Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Sagebrush posted:

Why would that matter? In the photoshop I posted, all of the passenger seats are still behind the forwardmost door.

What do you do with all that space you've freed up forward of L1/R1 by moving the cockpit upstairs? Squash courts?

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