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Giant fuckoff pickup trucks are acceptable iff: 1. They are covered in dirt and have parts from crushed cars embedded in the suspension or big gouges in the side from their duels with Truckasaurus
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i can get behind that policy.
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When I moved out west I bought a big old truck and it was the most fun thing to drive ever. Just load it up and go out camping. Help friends move couches. Pack up your entire life and move back to Chicago. Parallel park it in the city and have people on the street sarcastically clap for you because you look like an rear end in a top hat driving it around an urban setting. Big trucks are fun and it's not the big trucks' fault that assholes are drawn to them.
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Solice Kirsk posted:When I moved out west I bought a big old truck and it was the most fun thing to drive ever. Just load it up and go out camping. Help friends move couches. Pack up your entire life and move back to Chicago. Parallel park it in the city and have people on the street sarcastically clap for you because you look like an rear end in a top hat driving it around an urban setting. oh I absolutely agree that big trucks are awesome and shouldn't be disliked because fuckers like them that applies to lots of things that lame people like, obvs
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I so wanted that to end with (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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The problem with pickup trucks is that they run on some quantum physics poo poo where their speed is entirely dependent on their position relative to the observer: if they’re in front of you they’re always going 15 miles an hour below the speed limit but if they’re behind you they’re aggressively riding your rear end no matter how fast you’re going.
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Feb 2, 2019 18:54
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And if you're overtaking them they'll match your velocity no matter how little sense it makes.
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When I left the zoo just now there was a jackass with a big goodamned dually with one of those loving thin blue line punisher logos on it, parked across three spots and I've been grinding my teeth ever since
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Feb 2, 2019 19:29
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Should of keyed it. Out of all the juvenile vandalism in the world, keying a car is the most effective. Second would be ripping the hood ornament off, but cars don't really have those anymore.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Should of keyed it. Out of all the juvenile vandalism in the world, keying a car is the most effective. Second would be ripping the hood ornament off, but cars don't really have those anymore. Not really what I'm trying to model for the kiddos but I could be wrong about that
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tactlessbastard posted:Not really what I'm trying to model for the kiddos but I could be wrong about that instead of the ABCs, you have to teach them ACAB
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Feb 2, 2019 19:45
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Smear honey on the windscreen. Throw an egg on the bonnet. Smear peanut butter under the door handles. Safety pins in the windscreen wipers. Embed a stiletto in the driver's seat. There lots of juvenile as gently caress things you can do to a car.
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Didn't we have a pretty good "ways to gently caress up a truck" derail ITT recently Someone mentioned just taking the windshield wipers, which are easy enough to remove, so that next time they try to use them their windshield gets ruined There was another even better one about leaving evidence of sugar in the gas tank without actually doing it just because of all the procedure involved at the shop if they're absolutely convinced that's what happened edit: Maybe it was either the CSPAM Tesla or TURM;P threads Happy Thread has a new favorite as of 20:09 on Feb 2, 2019 |
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Bust Rodd posted:please just come out and say what percentage of women you ACTUALLY believe are loving their dogs dude, it’s the right thread for it. Former DILF posted:I don't think we'll ever know, because we're taught by society to be hyperaware of male perverts at the same time to be ignorant of female perversion and the response i'm getting here is ample evidence of those facts Alan Smithee posted:Guess we know what DILF means
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Hide some dope on it call the cops Do a murder in the backseat Boink the dog i guess
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Does sugar in the fuel line actually do anything?
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It gives you sweet gas mileage
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Clogs fuel injectors and filters, probably leaves caramelized carbon poo poo on all the innermost combustion hardware
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I don't think it works anymore.oldpainless posted:It gives you sweet gas mileage Also this.
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chernobyl kinsman posted:have any of you got the "rebendable sausage mountain" quote? that's a lol
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Outrail posted:Smear honey on the windscreen. Throw an egg on the bonnet. Smear peanut butter under the door handles. Safety pins in the windscreen wipers. Embed a stiletto in the driver's seat. There lots of juvenile as gently caress things you can do to a car. Plant a harmonica someplace where it will make noise as they pick up speed 
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Outrail posted:Smear honey on the windscreen. Throw an egg on the bonnet. Smear peanut butter under the door handles. Safety pins in the windscreen wipers. Embed a stiletto in the driver's seat. There lots of juvenile as gently caress things you can do to a car.
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A topical twist on an old classic https://twitter.com/byyourlogic/status/1091789602787151872?s=21
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Furia posted:Don’t clip people Dr. Eldarion posted:idspispopd During an oblique conversation about clip/magazine pedantry, in a thread that has travelled to TFR.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Should of keyed it. Out of all the juvenile vandalism in the world, keying a car is the most effective. Second would be ripping the hood ornament off, but cars don't really have those anymore. BB or a pebble under the cap for the tire refill valve. They'll have a constant slow leak they won't be able to fix, but no actual damage
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thats goddamn diabolical.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Obsession with seeming mature is the most obnoxious kind of immaturity. Just because I'm mature does not mean that I've abandoned my immaturity. The duality of man is bofa.
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What's ligma???
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Seymore Butts.
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Unfunny Dipshits
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Unfunny Dipshits dsyp
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Slippery posted:What's ligma??? about two henways
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Slippery posted:What's ligma??? Steve Jobs.
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Too soon.
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Steve was a shitstain; not soon enough.
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Umberto Neko posted:this thread is a stupid poo poo rear end turd without ncf basically. peace bitches, gonna go post mean poo poo in gbs until i get baned.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Unfunny Dipshits don't sign your posts
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Improbable Lobster posted:BB or a pebble under the cap for the tire refill valve. They'll have a constant slow leak they won't be able to fix, but no actual damage This is the one from the thread I was trying so hard to remember I would hate to have to go forward not knowing this
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Outrail posted:Smear honey on the windscreen. Throw an egg on the bonnet. Smear peanut butter under the door handles. Safety pins in the windscreen wipers. Embed a stiletto in the driver's seat. There lots of juvenile as gently caress things you can do to a car. One I heard about was to piss in the keyholes on the doors. Apparently it gets into the insides of the doors and corrodes them, along with loving up the interior lining of the doors from within.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:One I heard about was to piss in the keyholes on the doors. Apparently it gets into the insides of the doors and corrodes them, along with loving up the interior lining of the doors from within. It's also kinda gross.
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