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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/KairiSaneWWE/status/1092101488606769153

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Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Tato posted:

Is this what the Monday night wars would have been like if Twitter existed? Lenny Lane, Mark Enos and Silver King passively aggressively bitching about not getting enough tv time?

Not enough sad drunk and pilled up nonsense tweets

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I dunno, I could see a lot of the underused/not used at all guys from WCW's Bischoff years not saying anything, since they'd be loving up their money by drawing attention to the fact they're drawing a cheque to do gently caress all. Iron Sheik and Lanny Poffo both got 6 figures to, essentially, not work for Vince and keep their mouths shut.

Whoa, Iron Shiek? I had heard the Lanny thing before but never realized anyone else had the same ridiculous "just do nothing for a lot of money" deal. Who else was on that gravy train?

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
https://twitter.com/Shotziblack/status/1092169169238405122?s=19 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The fact that there is a 1000% chance people go for that is disturbing

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

for $25 she'll ship it to you.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Phenix Rising posted:

Whoa, Iron Shiek? I had heard the Lanny thing before but never realized anyone else had the same ridiculous "just do nothing for a lot of money" deal. Who else was on that gravy train?

With Sheik WCW forgot to exercise an option to void his deal and it rolled over.

I believe Kevin "Nailz" Wacolz was paid 6 figures/AAV over 3 years for like, 5 appearances or something ridiculous like that.

They also paid Tank Abbott close to 700 K a year.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
This is a must watch - https://www.instagram.com/p/BtcniRYAPEQ/

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


I am so happy Steve Austin got out happy, wealthy and (relatively) healthy.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

HELL YEAH

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !



:bahgawd: : RICKROLLED! RICKROLLED! RICKROLLED!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Mutoh died and went to heaven. Meat AND booze

https://twitter.com/muto_keiji/status/1092459288834920456

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01GSreeMLU8

Kris Wolf announced her retirement. Her current wrestling tour in the States is her last one, and she might do a final show in London. Lingering concussion symptoms. Obviously she just got married too

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Someone needs to edit glass breaking on the intro then it'll be perfect

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

drat I've been Cold Stoned, AGAIN!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

FullMetalJackoff posted:

drat I've been Cold Stoned, AGAIN!

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Numbers don't lie

https://www.instagram.com/p/BteJ9wCHXwG/

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Chris James 2 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01GSreeMLU8

Kris Wolf announced her retirement. Her current wrestling tour in the States is her last one, and she might do a final show in London. Lingering concussion symptoms. Obviously she just got married too

Let's blame the wife.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

rovert posted:

Let's blame the wife.

In my first marriage I learned you gotta tuck your chin.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Awww Daga, ¡Que felíz!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtgnCVEg4ph/

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
https://twitter.com/WHSKITS/status/1092626535868026882

:staredog:

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Nerd

https://twitter.com/WWEGable/status/1092870640279977985

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Looking forward for Chad Gable to throw some mean Shoteis.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/1092875587641737217

lol

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Imagine having a dude who is built like a square and you take off the "Dozovic" from his name

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Now you all gotta act like the Rock now. even do the turnbuckle thing and the catchphrase promo. NO LAST NAMES WE MADE A MILLION DOLLARS WITH NO LAST NAMES

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

those guys should re-use the biscuits and gravy song and then go to TNA

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


Isn't part of the appeal of calling them Heavy Machinery that you can call one of them "Dozer" because of his last name?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



IcePhoenix posted:

Imagine having a dude who is built like a square and you take off the "Dozovic" from his name

Gonna be interesting if they called up "Dominik Dijakovic", seeing as he was originally Donovan Dijak, then they extended his name.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Davros1 posted:

Gonna be interesting if they called up "Dominik Dijakovic", seeing as he was originally Donovan Dijak, then they extended his name.

Or when Johnny Gargano makes his main roster debut as Wrestling.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

Or when Johnny Gargano makes his main roster debut as Sports Entertainment.

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

Or when Johnny Gargano makes his main roster debut as Wrestling.

Mr. Wrestling IV Jr

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i feel like just "DIJAK" would be a killer pro wrestling name.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

just like ryback

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

yeah

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

his theme music can say you're gonna die jack in the same voice as burn it down

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/DBSmithjr/status/1092812344726478849

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

STONE COLD 64 posted:

i feel like just "DIJAK" would be a killer pro wrestling name.

They can’t do that because it’s just his real last name and then then couldn’t hold it over him

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007


Dammit, Harry

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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

He looks like such a happy little toddler in every picture

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