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galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'm calling it now: Idris Elba actually evolves into a sentient car by the end of the film

Fast and Furious was a Night Rider prequel the whole time!

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Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

Fallen Rib
thats arguably one of the worst trailers ever made but the rock & statham & elba carry it so whatevs

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

EL BROMANCE posted:

Some weirdos say they love Crank but hate Crank 2. Don’t trust them, about this or any other matter.

Crank was suitably OTT, but Crank 2 was just gratuitous a lot of the time.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'm calling it now: Idris Elba actually evolves into a sentient car by the end of the film

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




Battle Angel level body horror itt

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Calling it: movie makes a squillion and the next film the 3 of them team up

Wendell
May 11, 2003

algebra testes posted:

Calling it: movie makes a squillion and the next film the 3 of them team up

Tyrese Gibson will officially become the angriest person on the planet on that day.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Wendell posted:

Tyrese Gibson will officially become the angriest person on the planet on that day.

He will try to start his own action movie franchise but it will actors have like Lou Diamond Phillips and Eliza Dushku.

Kawabata
Apr 20, 2014

You plebians just don't know what epic literature is. You should try reading Stephanie Meyer, E.L. James, Dan Brown, or Ayn Rand.

Late to the party but this is, no exaggeration, the best loving trailer I've seen in the last 10 years or so. It's cool that sometimes Hollywood remembers how good trailers are made.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Gonz posted:

The best scene from Statham in Spy was when he was explaining how he took an outrageous amount of ilicit drugs in order to break up a drug ring.

It was Bill Brasky levels of absurd.

Couldn't find the drug scene but managed to find this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAaKs3M1ZOY

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfInGEdTz18

lol

Shageletic fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Feb 2, 2019

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Krankenstyle posted:

I watched Revolver back when and it seemed to me it had its head up its rear end. Or Guy his own rear end, anyway. Is it worth revisiting? I thought RocknRolla was alright, fwiw

Never seen the movie, just thought it would be funny to post the only picture I've ever seen of Statham with hair.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



He sells this so hard, I can’t help but imagine these are all plausible scenarios in Jason Stratham action movies.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

He sells this so hard, I can’t help but imagine these are all plausible scenarios in Jason Stratham action movies.

After two Crank movies everything is possible.

Edit: And while not as extreme, also a trilogy of Expendables movies.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

we really ought to have Jason Statham take up his rightful place as the modern Leslie Nielsen. he was able to sell everything in Spy so perfectly without breaking character one.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

DC Murderverse posted:

we really ought to have Jason Statham take up his rightful place as the modern Leslie Nielsen. he was able to sell everything in Spy so perfectly without breaking character one.

That’s actually not a bad idea, if nothing else the martial arts skill likely lends itself to pratfalls

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Wasn’t Statham in Snatch?

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat
Yeah some of his stuff was posted earlier and it was his big break.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Don' fookin' call me Shirley, mate.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Naked Gun Reloaded, starring Statham as Drebin Jr.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Superbowl trailers

Wonder Park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh6t8cxLIq4

Us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKuvOrCmFTY

Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark adaptation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GahjfdW-fw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I5gXleLmfY

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Super Bowl trailers part 2

Alita
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIbPFmi0xk8

Avengers Endgame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9Lcgbr78WA

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender
From the producers of Avatar :psyduck:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Captain Marvel trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCoPycawxUk

married but discreet posted:

From the producers of Avatar :psyduck:

James Cameron wanted to adapt the manga ages ago.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 7 days!)


is this movie being made by the air force?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Something else from Jordan Peele.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKCIgtstpSQ

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Another Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark TV spot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZe6U6NDrrA

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Is this the lady with spiders in her face? I want to see the lady with spiders in her face.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Shneak posted:

Is this the lady with spiders in her face? I want to see the lady with spiders in her face.

https://twitter.com/ScaryStoriesMov/status/1092253659994349568

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Toy Story 4 Superbowl trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHMuLecu6zw

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

I hope Peele's new horror career will also involve him getting in front of the camera occasionally. He was so good at playing unsettling characters on Key & Peele.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Well, gently caress watching that movie. Not because of the content; because they're saying del Toro thought it all up.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



davidspackage posted:

I hope Peele's new horror career will also involve him getting in front of the camera occasionally. He was so good at playing unsettling characters on Key & Peele.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiWIOKKuyGE

PST
Jul 5, 2012

If only Milliband had eaten a vegan sausage roll instead of a bacon sandwich, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Jedit posted:

Well, gently caress watching that movie. Not because of the content; because they're saying del Toro thought it all up.

quote:

based on the iconic book series

It's there in the teaser, and in the tweet. What are you talking about?

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
Thread Head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxY2vnJiByw

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




yes

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
:nws: teaser for Gillian Anderson's series about giving a handy

https://twitter.com/NetflixUK/status/1092456814619344897

goddamn

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Dillbag posted:

:nws: teaser for Gillian Anderson's series about giving a handy

https://twitter.com/NetflixUK/status/1092456814619344897

goddamn

She's definitely in the first season but it's very much a story about the teenagers. In case anyone thinks it's Netflix's Erotic Adventures of Scully.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Dillbag posted:

:nws: teaser for Gillian Anderson's series about giving a handy

https://twitter.com/NetflixUK/status/1092456814619344897

goddamn

I've never felt so at one with the gif comments

kanonvandekempen
Mar 14, 2009

Eh, seems we're just recycling the plot of Babadook now.

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Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

kanonvandekempen posted:

Eh, seems we're just recycling the plot of Babadook now.

It looks more like a horror take on season 2 of Stranger Things to me.

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