Self-Indulgent Mafia [Mafia]

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Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

KhediveRex posted:

I Had A Dream.

I Was In a Hotel Room Watching Cable Television. There Was No One Else In The Room, But I Was Distractedly Carrying On A Conversation With My Mother.

And In The Dream, I Noticed The Oddity. How Can I Be Talking With Anyone When I'm The Only Person In The Room? I Realized I Was Dreaming.

And Then I Felt The Real World.

I Was Keenly Aware Of Myself, Lying In My Bed, In A State Of Deep But Unsettled Sleep. And I Tried To Wake Myself, But Couldn't. No Matter How Hard I Tried, I Was Just Too Deeply Asleep. I'd Roll. I'd Open A Single Eye. I'd Tell Myself "You've Absolutely Got To Wake Up". And Then I'd Fade. Stumble Back Into The Warm Embrace Of Dream.

And In My Dreams I Was Asleep In Bed, Desperately Trying To Wake Up.

And In The Waking World I Was Asleep In Bed, Desperately Trying To Wake Up.

This Persisted For What Felt Like Hours. UNTIL I COULD NO LONGER DISCERN WHAT WAS REAL AND WHAT WAS DREAM.

I Crawled From Bed On More Than One Occasion. Threw Myself to the Floor and Scurried To The Adjacent Office Chair, Breathing Deeply In Exhaustion. Only To Notice A Spider On My Floor. Which Took Flight And Landed On My Bedspread. And I Noticed The Oddity Of A Flying Spider And Told Myself, "I Am Still Dreaming".

And Then I Was Keenly Aware Of Myself, Lying In My Bed, In A State Of Deep But Unsettled Sleep. And I Tried To Wake Myself, But Couldn't.

I Threw Myself To The Floor And Scurried To The Adjacent Office Chair, Breathing Deeply In Exhaustion. And I Noticed The Hymns Of A Distant Children's Choir. And I Told Myself, "I Am Still Dreaming."

But For The Dozen Times I Fooled Myself Into Thinking I Was Free, For Each There Were A Dozen Struggles Where I Did Not Succeed, Could Not Wake. I Was A Prisoner Of My Dream. And My Dream Wore The Mask Of My Reality. And For Hours I Wondered Who I Was, The Man Fighting In Dream Or The Man Fighting In Bed. It Changed Too Quickly For Me To Be Certain.

And Then I Woke Up. And Pinched Myself For Roughly An Hour. I Stared Into My Mirror, Scurtinizing The Face Inside. Was It The Same Face That I Remembered? I Recited Everything I Could Remember About The Preceeding Day With A Manic Paranoia. How Much Of It Was True? How Much Was A Cruel Illusion?

Finally, I Ate A Banana. And Went Back To Bed.

And For All These Reasons.

##vote Snooze Cruise

tldr

# ? Feb 6, 2019 14:58

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# ? May 28, 2024 23:20

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

chaoslord posted:

So does anyone want a mystery thing to happen to them? Quote this post if so.

chaoslord posted:

So does anyone want a mystery thing to happen to them? Quote this post if so.

chaoslord posted:

So does anyone want a mystery thing to happen to them? Quote this post if so.

chaoslord posted:

So does anyone want a mystery thing to happen to them? Quote this post if so.

chaoslord posted:

So does anyone want a mystery thing to happen to them? Quote this post if so.

chaoslord posted:

So does anyone want a mystery thing to happen to them? Quote this post if so.

chaoslord posted:

So does anyone want a mystery thing to happen to them? Quote this post if so.

chaoslord posted:

So does anyone want a mystery thing to happen to them? Quote this post if so.

chaoslord posted:

So does anyone want a mystery thing to happen to them? Quote this post if so.

chaoslord posted:

So does anyone want a mystery thing to happen to them? Quote this post if so.

chaoslord posted:

So does anyone want a mystery thing to happen to them? Quote this post if so.

# ? Feb 6, 2019 14:59

Tobbs Gnawed: Apr 4, 2007; All round mafia nice guy

KhediveRex posted:

Dammit Tobbs. I Just Can't Quit You.

##vote Tobbs

Can I Lead A Vote On Snooze And Keep My Vote On Tobbs?

gently caress It. Let's Try.

# ? Feb 6, 2019 15:37

chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

Kashuno posted:

##Leap kashuno

I literally have no idea what this does

# ? Feb 6, 2019 15:54

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Kashuno leaps. :siren:

As you were.

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Votecount for Day 1

Tobbs Gnawed (4): Tobbs Gnawed, Mr. Humalong, KhediveRex, ~~KhediveRex~~, KhediveRex, OMGVBFLOL, ~~KhediveRex~~, KhediveRex

Soaring Kestrel (2): Chic Trombone, Nep-Nep

b-minus1 (2): Rhjamiz, chaoslord

Chic Trombone (1): Kashuno

Kashuno (1): b-minus1

OMGVBFLOL (0): Soaring Kestrel, ~~Soaring Kestrel~~

KhediveRex (0): Mr. Humalong, ~~Mr. Humalong~~, Epsilon Plus, ~~Epsilon Plus~~

xiw (0): Chic Trombone, b-minus1, ~~b-minus1~~, ~~Chic Trombone~~

Snooze Cruise (0): KhediveRex, ~~KhediveRex~~

Not Voting (7): A Sometimes Food, Azurelana, Epsilon Plus, peramene, Snooze Cruise, Soaring Kestrel, xiw

With 16 alive, it's 9 votes to execute. The current deadline is February 06^th, 2019 at 10 p.m. EST -- that's in about 11 hours, 51 minutes.

The vote count is currently accurate.

Jen X fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Feb 6, 2019

# ? Feb 6, 2019 16:06

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

chaoslord posted:

So does anyone want a mystery thing to happen to them? Quote this post if so.

# ? Feb 6, 2019 16:34

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

drat.

drat!

# ? Feb 6, 2019 16:35

chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

Asiina posted:

drat.

drat!

asiina I will do tomorrow's mystery action to you

# ? Feb 6, 2019 16:38

Tobbs Gnawed: Apr 4, 2007; All round mafia nice guy

chaoslord posted:

asiina I will do tomorrow's mystery action to you

# ? Feb 6, 2019 16:39

chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

Tobbs Gnawed posted:

No that�s my night action

# ? Feb 6, 2019 16:41

Tobbs Gnawed: Apr 4, 2007; All round mafia nice guy

chaoslord posted:

No that’s my night action

# ? Feb 6, 2019 16:44

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Kashuno posted:

tldr

# ? Feb 6, 2019 16:45

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

chaoslord posted:

##Leap kashuno

I literally have no idea what this does

# ? Feb 6, 2019 17:08

A Sometimes Food: Dec 8, 2010

Kashuno posted:

As a DRG main until Stormblood.

Ouch.

# ? Feb 6, 2019 18:01

Nep-Nep: May 15, 2004; Just one more thing!

Kashuno posted:

# ? Feb 6, 2019 18:09

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

chaoslord posted:

No that�s my night action

OMGVBFLOL lets out a hearty guffaw.

# ? Feb 6, 2019 18:49

Chic Trombone: Jul 25, 2010

well its good to see that i haven't missed anything by not checking the game this morning

# ? Feb 6, 2019 19:14

Azurelana: Nov 6, 2018; Too cute to function

I would.

Mason Chic because she's been chatting a lot and I like chatting with people when I can.

Cop Chaoslord to see if the leap power is good or bad.

Vig SK to see if Chic is on the up and up about her suspicions.

# ? Feb 6, 2019 19:28

Nep-Nep: May 15, 2004; Just one more thing!

Azurelana posted:

Vig SK to see if Chic is on the up and up about her suspicions.

https://twitter.com/edgar20dguez/status/1091456639767535618

##vote Azurelana

# ? Feb 6, 2019 19:34

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

##vote Nep-Nep no tweets

# ? Feb 6, 2019 19:56

Chic Trombone: Jul 25, 2010

Azurelana posted:

Vig SK to see if Chic is on the up and up about her suspicions.

this statement is incredibly weird and i don't like it

# ? Feb 6, 2019 20:04

Chic Trombone: Jul 25, 2010

Kashuno posted:

##vote Nep-Nep no tweets

i don't Get this vote

# ? Feb 6, 2019 20:04

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

Chic Trombone posted:

i don't Get this vote

I explained my rationale in that post

# ? Feb 6, 2019 20:05

Chic Trombone: Jul 25, 2010

Kashuno posted:

I explained my rationale in that post

what i'm saying is, why are you taking such a hard line against tweets

they are quoting other people so taking other people's tweets and quoting them should be fine ???

i don't see the issue

# ? Feb 6, 2019 20:10

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

tweets come from birds
I am currently in the air leaping, birds are dangerous up here
no birds
no tweets
no nep

# ? Feb 6, 2019 20:14

Chic Trombone: Jul 25, 2010

hm,

not a fan

# ? Feb 6, 2019 20:24

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

vig kash

# ? Feb 6, 2019 20:57

peramene: Oct 13, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

i fell asleep

brb

# ? Feb 6, 2019 20:57

peramene: Oct 13, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

peramene posted:

i fell asleep

brb

we didn't mean to gently caress up but we did and for that we apologize

# ? Feb 6, 2019 21:29

peramene: Oct 13, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

Chic Trombone posted:

upon further reflection that was unnecessarily bitchy and i apologize for my conduct in the previous post

# ? Feb 6, 2019 21:29

peramene: Oct 13, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

Asiina posted:

I'm not kidding. I had a dream that we were playing this mafia game in real life in a field, but it was just nonsense and people were running around being idiots.

Then I kissed a boy I liked, but it wasn't any of you, sorry.

##VOTE ASIINA

# ? Feb 6, 2019 21:29

Nep-Nep: May 15, 2004; Just one more thing!

Kashuno posted:

tweets come from birds
I am currently in the air leaping, birds are dangerous up here
no birds
no tweets
no nep

https://twitter.com/dril/status/556985205320609792

# ? Feb 6, 2019 21:32

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

b-minus1 posted:

vig kash

gently caress off with this trash post you loving idiot fucker gently caress you

# ? Feb 6, 2019 21:33

peramene: Oct 13, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

we refuse under any circumstances to support a day 1 or day 2 vote for nep nep, who lives in our hearts forever

and is also a much better dragoon than kashuno

# ? Feb 6, 2019 21:40