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They approached me as I was exiting GameStop. "What's up this is discord country" one them yelled as he swung an original Xbox controller like a flail, connecting to my face and shattering my teeth instantly. The other one came around and starting stomping on me while making the noise sound louder by using his other foot connecting with the ground for effect. "What's the matter, you don't like having the same conversation 4 or 5 times in a row, bitch!?" He then took down my wranglers and laughed at my balls. "Looks like Master Roshi in 4k!" as they held up their sleek brand new Microsoft Surfaces to take crisp, clean images of their work. I blacked out for a second. I only came to as they were splashing Guava Mango Monster in my face. There was a LAN cable around my neck. Then the fatter one uttered a phrase that will stick with me forever: "Bring it in guys!!!" At least 15 bodybuilders emerged carrying the original Xbox console. They heaved it up and dropped it on me, completely crushing my entire body effortlessly. My legs sticking out like the witch from The Wizard of Oz. Luckily my homeboy had just paid $3.99 for a premium slurp juice, or I wouldn't be alive to tell the tale.
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Feb 18, 2019 23:17
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This is just horrible. I thought we were long past the Sega vs Nintendo days, but it seems that we never even left them at all. These vicious attacks can’t, and won’t be tolerated in the gaming community any longer. We ALL stand with you.
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Feb 18, 2019 23:25
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Just a heads up: the IKs and mods WILL be monitoring this discussion closely. Anyone attempting to blame or shame victims of console violence, or shed doubt on Synthy’s story because they “just wanna ask questions!!!” WILL be punished accordingly.
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Feb 18, 2019 23:27
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i have a sneaking suspicion who these maniacs are..
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lmao
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:They approached me as I was exiting GameStop. "What's up this is discord country" one them yelled as he swung an original Xbox controller like a flail, connecting to my face and shattering my teeth instantly. The other one came around and starting stomping on me while making the noise sound louder by using his other foot connecting with the ground for effect. "What's the matter, you don't like having the same conversation 4 or 5 times in a row, bitch!?" He then took down my wranglers and laughed at my balls. "Looks like Master Roshi in 4k!" as they held up their sleek brand new Microsoft Surfaces to take crisp, clean images of their work. Lumpy the Cook posted:Just a heads up: the IKs and mods WILL be monitoring this discussion closely. Anyone attempting to blame or shame victims of console violence, or shed doubt on Synthy’s story because they “just wanna ask questions!!!” WILL be punished accordingly.
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Feb 19, 2019 00:03
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Woke up with a backwards D carved on my face
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Feb 19, 2019 01:27
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Woke up with a backwards D carved on my face
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Feb 19, 2019 01:33
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The chime of a text message and the robotic drone of VOIP are forever poisoned to me. “Wubba lubba ding dong.” I shutter at the syllables now.
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Feb 19, 2019 01:40
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Woke up with a backwards D carved on my face
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Feb 19, 2019 02:02
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Obvious poo poo that didn’t happen dot txt. No one is strong enough to lift an original xbox controller, let alone wield it.
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Feb 19, 2019 14:51
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Lmao
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Feb 19, 2019 15:32
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Feb 19, 2019 15:45
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Some sick gently caress has been spamming my inbox with Henny Youngman routines and the subject line "here you go, cuck" and the police are doing NOTHING
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Feb 19, 2019 15:47
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tao of lmao posted:Obvious poo poo that didn’t happen dot txt. No one is strong enough to lift an original xbox controller, let alone wield it.
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Feb 19, 2019 16:14
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Suspects were last seen puttering down the road in dxracers with $1000+ force feedback steering wheels
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Lmao
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Woke up with a backwards D carved on my face
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lmfao @ all
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"What are you doing?" I moaned, "The X Box One isn't even... " but my words were cut off as two of them pried open my mouth, painfully. "It's pretty good, RAM-wise, actually!" their leader smirked, as he forcefully shoved the console down my throat.
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Bicyclops posted:"What are you doing?" I moaned, "The X Box One isn't even... " but my words were cut off as two of them pried open my mouth, painfully. 
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Feb 19, 2019 21:33
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woke up at noon and saw that my alarm clock was hacked no matter what firmware im on
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Feb 19, 2019 21:39
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The "secretly modded my brother's NES sound chip while he was walking his dog" is the most deviant and disgusting post ever in the history of these forums, and that's including Tails Butthole Guy and the old YCS guy who had a giantism fetish.
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Feb 19, 2019 21:42
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Well, you woke up this morning, got yourself a GunCon.
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American McGay posted:The "secretly modded my brother's NES sound chip while he was walking his dog" is the most deviant and disgusting post ever in the history of these forums, and that's including Tails Butthole Guy and the old YCS guy who had a giantism fetish. Hurr lets call the legendary game developer of hit fighting game Gigamaidens, RancidpsychoJosh, a "guy" as if we could apply such labels to a collosuss who dwarfs mere mortals with his girth and genius
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mysterious loyall X posted:Hurr lets call the legendary game developer of hit fighting game Gigamaidens, RancidpsychoJosh, a "guy" as if we could apply such labels to a collosuss who dwarfs mere mortals with his girth and genius
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His name was Cabbagepots actually I remembered it as I was typing the post but I didn't figure anyone else would know who he was.
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Feb 20, 2019 02:01
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American McGay posted:His name was Cabbagepots actually I remembered it as I was typing the post but I didn't figure anyone else would know who he was.
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Feb 20, 2019 02:04
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American McGay posted:His name was Cabbagepots actually I remembered it as I was typing the post but I didn't figure anyone else would know who he was. It's RancidPsychoJosh you maroon
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American McGay posted:His name was Cabbagepots actually I remembered it as I was typing the post but I didn't figure anyone else would know who he was. He was steam messaging me about the anime girl in my avatar and congratulating my posting months before I saw him post himself. RIP cabbage pots. Praise be.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afBo33SoWOc Check out the description lmfoa.
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In Training posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afBo33SoWOc Check out the description lmfoa. 
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