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revwinnebago
Oct 4, 2017


The fat guy needs to be way more gross. Is there any way to visually convey that he posts using an anime avatar?

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

legit am glad i checked the new posts, those gifs are great

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

food court bailiff posted:

legit am glad i checked the new posts, those gifs are great

You like gifs? We got gifs.









And for those of you who may not know it, this is a song Chris commissioned for star citizen and then tried to hide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr-I8XIAj8I

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
Hey there was this one video of star citizen that featured crude animations, space court, and a remix of snoop dogg's the next episode, I've never been able to refind it though. Any chance you know what I'm talking about?

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Pitdragon posted:

Hey there was this one video of star citizen that featured crude animations, space court, and a remix of snoop dogg's the next episode, I've never been able to refind it though. Any chance you know what I'm talking about?

Say no more, fam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGRsEF953n0

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

That's the one! From 2015 no less! Thanks!

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Pitdragon posted:

That's the one! From 2015 no less! Thanks!

Just check out that guy's videos. He's got a bunch of funny star citizen ones. And he's a goon who had a personal relationship with the project.

iron buns
Jan 12, 2016

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

:yarg: :laffo: :gary:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



not gonna lie i'd buy this game

lalaland
Nov 8, 2012

that loving salute lmao

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Ratjaculation posted:

not gonna lie i'd buy this game

You don't buy Star Citizen, you lease it from your children

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you




Hey, that's not bad for a indy VR game developed by one guy in his basement on the weekends and sold on Steam for $2.99!

How much? Two hundred million?

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Star citizen backer/streamer invades some lady's DnD stream. Proceeds to get drunk and grope everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWSiFqRN6Ew

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



Star Citizen backers post weird things:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Dementropy posted:

Star Citizen backers post weird things:





That post is 100% serious.

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:
It took me a while to figure out if this twitter account was a bot, satire, or honest fan.


https://twitter.com/CUST0D1AN/status/1097975476319072256



Star Citizen: inverse kinematics solution for linking fingertips

Programmer Humor
Nov 27, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

new octodad looking good

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

spacetoaster posted:




That post is 100% serious.

:stare:

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
this FULL BURN song is the greatest thing i've ever heard. has this game failed yet? i love the gifs on this page. tia.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


Are you not aware of the Goonrathi declaration of war against this guys org and the ensuing peace treaty?



I forget what goons were involved but we did what we do best and pretended to take him completely seriously and drew up a peas treaty, had negotiations, and everything.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

The citizen meltdowns when Goonrathi announced that we were going to play star citizen was immense. And it fueled an artistic extravoganza from goons.







Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

spacetoaster posted:

The citizen meltdowns when Goonrathi announced that we were going to play star citizen was immense. And it fueled an artistic extravoganza from goons.









Will there be a goon presence in SC? Playing SC would suck, but trolling in SC might actually be fun.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Rad-daddio posted:

Will there be a goon presence in SC? Playing SC would suck, but trolling in SC might actually be fun.

Lol as if the game is ever coming out.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Rad-daddio posted:

Will there be a goon presence in SC? Playing SC would suck, but trolling in SC might actually be fun.

There would have been. But that time is long gone. The game was supposed to be out years ago, and there's nothing but a buggy demo now.

The excitement years ago was the idea that it'd be like EVE, but first person. Or something like that.

That's not going to happen though.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMcp06Sdwe8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IhjG43Ckiw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_NN8XWrHn8

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

spacetoaster posted:

There would have been. But that time is long gone. The game was supposed to be out years ago, and there's nothing but a buggy demo now.

The excitement years ago was the idea that it'd be like EVE, but first person. Or something like that.

That's not going to happen though.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMcp06Sdwe8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IhjG43Ckiw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_NN8XWrHn8

When you game sucks so hard that it can't even be properly trolled.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Rad-daddio posted:

Will there be a goon presence in SC? Playing SC would suck, but trolling in SC might actually be fun.

There are a number of goons who play, and some of them still get great joy from trolling the true believers. But like others said, it's extremely hard to grief people playing a game that naturally griefs it's players.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Hell, there's some arguments/theories that a good chunk of Star Citizen's true believers are people who couldn't hack it in EVE and blame goons, or otherwise have PTSD from being griefed in other sandbox games.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

spacetoaster posted:

Are you not aware of the Goonrathi declaration of war against this guys org and the ensuing peace treaty?



I forget what goons were involved but we did what we do best and pretended to take him completely seriously and drew up a peas treaty, had negotiations, and everything.

My favorite was the PM chain that the entire goon corp got invited too, and mods.

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
If the game comes out there will be real life suicides when goons crash 100s of tiny worthless little ships into their 30,000 dollar whaleboats. They're so invested in this game that they'll lose their minds at goons for "ruining" it

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



From another thread:

https://i.imgur.com/1Z9Rjjt.gifv


Original Twitch clip

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

what a buggy game

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Would have been nice to see goon trolling in this game.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Pennywise the Frown posted:

Would have been nice to see goon trolling in this game.

Goons can't troll you in-game if you don't have a game forehead_tap.jpg

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I'd say Star Citizen is obviously going for the most generic sci-fi aesthetic possible to maximise crossover appeal, but I'm giving them far too much credit aren't I?

And goons are already trolling in Star Citizen from day one, only the foolish believe the idea ends with the mere game.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I'd say Star Citizen is obviously going for the most generic sci-fi aesthetic possible to maximise crossover appeal, but I'm giving them far too much credit aren't I?

you are giving them too much credit.

It doesn't look generic because of Chris Roberts grand vision, it looks generic because they stole the designs from a variety of other scifi mediums. one of their "salvaging" ships is copied straight from EVE online

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

I've only casually paid attention. Hasn't this thing been "in development" for longer than most AAA games at a much larger budget? Development of course meaning a scam.

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!
Basically the only reasons AAA games like GTAV had budgets in the same category as SC is a combination of marketing and licensing a bunch of stuff for the in-game radio stations.

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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

soy posted:

what a buggy game

What a strange trick.

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