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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:This is what you are looking for OP. remember when homer put butter in his coffee and it was a joke lol
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 19:09 |
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 19:12 |
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marijuanamancer posted:i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints, and then i smoke two more Me2
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 19:16 |
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*mentions fast food* *also makes sure to mention how I don't normally eat fast food and am literally projectile making GBS threads liquid as I write this post*
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 19:16 |
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Sometimes, ill smoke up to 7 total joints
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 19:16 |
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I drank a melted stick of butter the night before last. It had marijuana in it, but there’s a small but very real chance I woulda drunk it without it.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 19:17 |
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Oh yeah, just had some Jason's Deli :buttflaps crack astoundingly:
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 19:18 |
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naem posted:I force myself to jog off extra weight and I hate jogging, and kind of suck at it, which has made keeping my diet on point a lot easier because otherwise I feel like a wet pile of garbage How do you suck at jogging? I'm honestly curious. I'm not breaking balls, I'm just trying to paint a mental picture. I don't enjoy moving my limbs either but it's not all that difficult, I only have 12 of the things and I manage to keeps em coordinated
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 19:39 |
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If you fat, jogging sucks.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 20:07 |
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The greatest trick the goon ever played was convincing people that he was healthy and in shape.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 20:14 |
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Statutory Ape posted:remember when homer put butter in his coffee and it was a joke lol https://blog.bulletproof.com/how-to-make-your-coffee-bulletproof-and-your-morning-too/ Keto recipes indeed are often a joke
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 20:30 |
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i put weed butter in my coffee once. it was gross.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 20:31 |
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I drank weed butter tea my entire college career.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 20:39 |
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i tried it for a bit but i just find drinking butter to be kind of gross. same w/ coconut oil. vaping got me through college without being kicked out tho
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 20:41 |
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Nooner posted:Butter AND cheese? What kinda greaseball wop dish you making bro?
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 20:43 |
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You left out the word 'peanut'.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 21:31 |
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Space Race Riot posted:How do you suck at jogging? I'm honestly curious. I'm not breaking balls, I'm just trying to paint a mental picture. I don't enjoy moving my limbs either but it's not all that difficult, I only have 12 of the things and I manage to keeps em coordinated mostly just that i’m competitive and everyone seems to be way jogging-er than I am, in the park in the expensive city I somehow live in at the moment like faster and happier and with friends and not hawking up loogies and in stylish jogging clothes and not several day old t-shirt’s and a sweatshirt i febresed out of the hamper and they don’t look like they feel like they are melting or about to barf
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 21:42 |
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joggers and runners just need to calm the hell down, they're not doing anything for themselves that walking wouldn't do and walking is 300x more enjoyable.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 21:49 |
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Try walking 1500 calories bunch.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 22:00 |
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Zoe posted:joggers and runners just need to calm the hell down, they're not doing anything for themselves that walking wouldn't do and walking is 300x more enjoyable. no no no see you have to have both feet off the ground so that your full weight clomps down directly onto your joints and kneecaps, every step, while your head bobs around until your vision blurs, because you’re trying to go fast, otherwise you might enjoy being outdoors and that means it’s not exercise also it’s a competition. everything’s a competition fight fightfightkill ME!! ME IM THE BEST! im ThE bes.. wheeze wheeze hawks up phlegm sweat cough
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 22:04 |
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Deep fried cheese curds.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 22:06 |
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Once you make it past your first mile it feels real good.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 22:06 |
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Human beings were not meant to run. That’s why we have two legs instead of four DUH. You idiots.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 22:22 |
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 22:28 |
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Kraft dinner, extra hot sauce bb.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 22:29 |
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I would add salt so I could die faster
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 22:40 |
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I...have been bested. *scoots out of the thread on my rear end like a dog*
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 22:50 |
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naem posted:mostly just that i’m competitive and everyone seems to be way jogging-er than I am, in the park in the expensive city I somehow live in at the moment Play ping-pong is my recommendation. It's fast and fun and competitive and probably won't hurt .Dont play against me however, cause then it will hurt.If you wanna win I mean, otherwise it'll be ok
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 23:12 |
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Zoe posted:Protest all you like, you people have eaten grilled cheese sandwiches and mac n cheese without a thought IRL and will continue to do so. i was gonna say op better not be hatin on magic butter mac n cheese which is real and my friend
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 23:16 |
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There's nothing better than a clean, white Alfredo sauce. Butter, cream, and cheese. When they start slapping "cheez" in there and it gets a yellowish, Olive Garden-ey hue to it, it's hosed.
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# ? Feb 21, 2019 23:59 |
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I like Alfredo I bet you Alfredo has contributed to the formation of marriages... And also the dissolution
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 01:19 |
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My wife made me fettuccine Alfredo with shrimp for my return home. Gonna eat it up rn
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 02:30 |
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I love alfredo even more now that I've talked to someone born in Milan who gets like, angry that it even exists and keeps pointing out that no Italian has ever eaten it or even knows what it is.
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 02:41 |
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yes garçon, I’ll take the pasta, alfred style
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 03:15 |
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A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:Sometimes, ill smoke up to 7 total joints Smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints then I smoke 2 more The math isn't adding up, bud
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 04:08 |
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Space Race Riot posted:Play ping-pong is my recommendation. It's fast and fun and competitive and probably won't hurt .Dont play against me however, cause then it will hurt.If you wanna win I mean, otherwise it'll be ok
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 04:57 |
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Lol if somebody wants to credit you with inventing Alfredo sauce and you don't just roll with it as a nation Just lol
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 05:00 |
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T H E R M I D O R
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# ? Feb 22, 2019 05:32 |
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i'm no grinch, cinch to inch for a spinch pinch
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# ? Feb 23, 2019 01:39 |