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anakha
Sep 16, 2009


Starrcast, LLC applied to trademark the term "Dead Man Talking" on 2/14, PWInsider.com has confirmed.

If this is indeed a Taker podcast, I can't wait to hear him start shilling merch.

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hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

anakha posted:


If this is indeed a Taker podcast, I can't wait to hear him start shilling merch.

"Make sure YOU rest in peace, with a mattress from..."

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
https://twitter.com/IISuperwomanII/status/1099837949951111168

Retweeted by Stephanie. Which is funny considering WWE plans on making Lacey Evans a face of their company apparently.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

that tweet is very clearly intentionally empowering to lacey evans

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


hyper from Pixie Sticks posted:

"Make sure YOU rest in peace, with a mattress from..."
And to make sure that my man was right, this week I put him to the test. I had Paul Bearer call out to California - San Fernando Valley to some associates of ours at the Local 81 - Paul said we're gonna need two bikes for a ride in the desert. The guy said 'Brother Paul, now we know that the Dead Man can handle it, but I don't know about the Big Show. It's August, it's 120 degrees in the middle of Death Valley.' He says 'the only things that survive in the desert are the cold-blooded...the snakes and the lizards.' Paul said 'that's all right, and in one of those bikes that you're setting up for us, I want you the Big Show to only have enough gas to get to the middle of the desert and not get back.'

So we're on our way - we get to the middle of Death Valley - 120 degrees, the Big Show's bike runs out of gas. And I pull up next to him and I ask him this question: 'It's 120 degrees, how are you gonna survive?' He looks me straight in the eyes, without hesitation, he says 'I'm gonna wait 'til you go to sleep, I'm gonna stab you in the back, I'm gonna cut your flesh off, make a coat out of it, and I'm gonna eat YOUR flesh until I find some delicious chocolate dipped strawberries from Shari’s Berries.’ You see the big man went to https://www.berries.com clicked on the microphone and typed in ‘RIP’. He got a 40% saving, as can all of our listeners. Go check out Shari’s Berries today.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg/status/1100112187056705536

Lots of others in thread/replies

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


#10 is the best one

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

wow he even got tazz for the clip

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010




Thanks for this, it’s surprisingly fun.

efb

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

imagining taker doing a cum town style ad read fro BluChew

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


That DICK! posted:

imagining taker doing a cum town style ad read fro BluChew

"Just because I'm dead doesn't mean my sex life has to be..."

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
what did kimber lee tweet

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


quite stretched out posted:

what did kimber lee tweet

"i quit" and something else before that about feeling not used and wanting to give up

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Feb 26, 2019

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



quite stretched out posted:

what did kimber lee tweet

One tweet was how she's under contract but not being used. The second was "I quit".

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

quite stretched out posted:

what did kimber lee tweet


She seems very butthurt that Beyond is in love with Kris Stadtlander, who has been wrestling for like two years and is already better than her.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Kimber's got all sorts of unspecified poo poo going on. Best to give her some space.

Anyway, here's something better.

https://twitter.com/HenareNZ/status/1100221946153754624

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
https://twitter.com/shirai_io/status/1100220560943050753

I would like to see Sky Pirates vs Sasha/Bayley but it's something that will likely never happen. Or won't get enough time. :sigh:

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

DarkstarIV posted:

https://twitter.com/shirai_io/status/1100220560943050753

I would like to see Sky Pirates vs Sasha/Bayley but it's something that will likely never happen. Or won't get enough time. :sigh:

I have no idea what to think now because Aleister Black, Ricochet, Tommaso Ciampa and Johnny Gargano can now apparently kick everyone on the main roster's rear end.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Angry Grimace posted:

I have no idea what to think now because Aleister Black, Ricochet, Tommaso Ciampa and Johnny Gargano can now apparently kick everyone on the main roster's rear end.
Don't worry, they'll all be dropped down to the pre-show at WM and given 6 minutes including entrances.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



https://twitter.com/WWEAsuka/status/1100074723067621376

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

RealFoxy posted:

Don't worry, they'll all be dropped down to the pre-show at WM and given 6 minutes including entrances.

I don’t think so. These guys are being pushed as gently caress.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007


So so so so good. Crying with laughter at work when I caught these.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

jesus WEP posted:

#10 is the best one

hard agree

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

https://twitter.com/pepperyprole/status/1100218873205248002

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I am waiting for a hero who pushes the concept to its limit and tries it with Rob Conway's theme

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Paddy stole my bike!

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am waiting for a hero who pushes the concept to its limit and tries it with Rob Conway's theme

I was initially gonna do this, but ended up making the one with Sid instead.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Idk if this has been posted here yet but every second of it is gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLtitOkqvdc

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt/status/1100525132936867840

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

mad

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

With Taker jumping ship they needed a serious self-mark to step up

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Who is bray wyatt?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Cavauro posted:

Who is bray wyatt?

some mark that WWE pays to keep quiet.

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

Basic Chunnel posted:

With Taker jumping ship they needed a serious self-mark to step up

Isn't that Aleister Black's gimmick?

Richter Scabies
Dec 30, 2012

Big Huski Boi posted:

Idk if this has been posted here yet but every second of it is gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLtitOkqvdc

I got to the the first bit for Brennan and he starts talking about putting spaghetti in a container and his pocket and my eyes rolled so far back into my head they became black holes

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
I can't believe Roman Reigns never got cancer and Bray Wyatt got Very Mad online

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Sister Abigail gives him tendies and dew when he gets fired up online.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Cavauro posted:

Who is bray wyatt?

John Galt

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Nah, John Galt is a guy who disappears for a long stretch of time and then shows up and rambles on forever about stuff that makes no sen.... :aaa:

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ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Bray is tragic

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