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Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

Aniodia posted:


Shitter: "Oh, well I'll just come down there and make a scene then."
Me: "On your way, could you grab me some popcorn? I love a good show."

God's own work.

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Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Aniodia posted:

Shitter: "Oh, well I'll just come down there and make a scene then."
Me: "On your way, could you grab me some popcorn? I love a good show."
:munch: that is fantastic.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Aniodia posted:

Shitter: "Oh, well I'll just come down there and make a scene then."
Me: "On your way, could you grab me some popcorn? I love a good show."

https://i.imgur.com/6Al1WVW.mp4

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Aniodia posted:


Shitter: "Oh, well I'll just come down there and make a scene then."
Me: "On your way, could you grab me some popcorn? I love a good show."

Guy hung up on me, and I haven't seen him yet, but I hope I do (and I hope he brought my popcorn, too).

LOL nice one. Worth it if they complain to corporate or whatever too.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Aniodia posted:

At that point, I told him that it wasn't our fault you don't have the receipt, and without it I can't do any returns.

I hate people who act like it's our fault they can't keep track of their receipts (especially when they're trying to return an online order, something we don't have any access to at all? we can look up receipts from our store but that's it) and start screaming at us until my boss gives in. god

really appreciate anyone who can just tell these people to gently caress off

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

I love when people expect me to look up their purchases through their card.

You really think that they'd let a guy making a dollar above min wage have the access to look up your transaction history?

Funktastic
Jul 23, 2013

dovetaile posted:

Of course! And, at least the particular Ross I work at, if you would like a large selection of Wu-tang Clan shirts (I've seen 5 different ones), you are also welcome to them.

Can confirm, ross is good for Wu Tang Clan shirts

Also we got in 50 boxes of clothing the past two days plus stuff leftover from last week and we have one person who can actually hang clothes anywhere near the goal lol

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

Roth posted:

I love when people expect me to look up their purchases through their card.

You really think that they'd let a guy making a dollar above min wage have the access to look up your transaction history?

I get that all the time as well.

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

I always think of this one woman who kept insisting that it should be possible because it's 2019.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



Roth posted:

I always think of this one woman who kept insisting that it should be possible because it's 2019.

I remember when I worked at a local pizza delivery shop just out of highschool in 2005. Some guy got pissed I needed to see his drivers license to accept a check from him and started shouting that he ordered from Conan's all the time and that I could totally look him up in the store's computer system.

I was too much of a scared, socially awkward dork to explain to him that our "computer system" was basically diner/restaurant notepads with carbon paper duplicates because this was basically a little mom-and-pop store not PIzza Hut. I spent what few points of courage I had at that time on making the buff guy shouting at me get his drivers license out of his truck to show it to me before he got his pizza.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Alkydere posted:

I remember when I worked at a local pizza delivery shop just out of highschool in 2005. Some guy got pissed I needed to see his drivers license to accept a check from him and started shouting that he ordered from Conan's all the time and that I could totally look him up in the store's computer system.

I was too much of a scared, socially awkward dork to explain to him that our "computer system" was basically diner/restaurant notepads with carbon paper duplicates because this was basically a little mom-and-pop store not PIzza Hut. I spent what few points of courage I had at that time on making the buff guy shouting at me get his drivers license out of his truck to show it to me before he got his pizza.

What monster pays a delivery driver with a check???

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



areyoucontagious posted:

What monster pays a delivery driver with a check???

There was a reason our policy was "Driver has to see your DL, and your DL # has to be written on the check", it was as much to generate enough of a headache to keep them from doing it again as it was to prevent fraud.

Either way it wasn't long after that the guy who owned the shop said "gently caress this, we're not taking checks anymore. It's the 21st century."

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




I can look up transactions if they know the day they purchased it and the last 4 of their card but other than that you're kind of out of luck

and it's literally just me ctrl+f-ing through a loving plaintext log

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
Checking stations with scanners are older than I am, but old women seem to think I apparently manually enter in prices.

Ghostnuke
Sep 21, 2005

Throw this in a pot, add some broth, a potato? Baby you got a stew going!


areyoucontagious posted:

What monster pays a delivery driver with a check???

My local pizza place only takes cash or check. I never have cash, so :shrug:

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Ghostnuke posted:

My local pizza place only takes cash or check. I never have cash, so :shrug:

Is your local pizza place owned by a 73 year old grandma?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Leal posted:

Is your local pizza place owned by a 73 year old grandma?

tbf if it was i bet she makes a slammin pizza

Ghostnuke
Sep 21, 2005

Throw this in a pot, add some broth, a potato? Baby you got a stew going!


Leal posted:

Is your local pizza place owned by a 73 year old grandma?

nah, I think they just do it to avoid cc fees

Aniodia
Feb 23, 2016

Literally who?

therobit posted:

LOL nice one. Worth it if they complain to corporate or whatever too.

Best part is that "corporate" is my buddy and his wife, and they'd have my back since the guy said he was specifically coming to make a scene.

Also actually had to call police today, because this guy we banned about 7 years back for creeping on kids decided to blow my phone up to the tune of 14 calls in as many minutes . Said officer answered call 15, and got it through to the guy not to call or come in.

Edit: Now that I'm home and not phoneposting, gonna go into more details. Apparently, when the first store opened way back in 2010, before there even was a second store, this guy had gotten his rear end banned from following younger kids around the store. He's not on any sex offender registries, even now, but we're not really gonna allow him the chance to hop on, at least not while he's at our stores.

I'd only really started working with the company later in the year 2015, so never heard of this guy, never dealt with him, etc. All of a sudden, back on January 25th, he starts just nuking our phones from orbit. Like, not just the one store, but all three, over the course of an hour. He was told in no uncertain terms by all three of the employees at the time that we did not want his business, if he kept it up it would be harassment, and to please stop calling. At that point, I'd had Ray, one of my other employees, put a note in the back office with his number and a message not to pick up, and when I was in the next morning I'd found the guy's number in the phone and changed the caller ID to "Don't Answer". Figured that was the end of it.

Let it be known that age does not bring wisdom, as I was naive enough in my mid-30s to believe that this would actually be the end of it.

Today was actually surprisingly busy for a Wednesday, little did I realize that it was because there was a snowstorm incoming. So my phone was ringing off the hook for a while, people constantly coming in and out of the store all day. Then I get a phone call, and wait to see the ID.

"Don't Answer"

:bang: Considering how busy I was, I muted the ringer and let it go to machine, hoping he'd just leave a message and I can just delete it. Nope, couldn't be so lucky. So around call #4 or 5, I pick up, immediately let him know that he was told not to call our store, and if he were to continue I'd call the police. Didn't even wait to hear if he was actually on the other side, didn't give him a chance to get a word in edgewise, just told him to leave us alone and hung up. Of course, the fucker calls again. I'm with a customer by now, so I mute it again for the next three calls, then have to wait until he's done before I can pull up the local police on our speed-dial. First time I'd had to use it, but nice to have it there.

So I explain that I'm the manager of this branch, that this guy has kept calling the store, we'd told him that we didn't want his business the last time he blew up our phones and that if he called again that we'd get law enforcement involved, and well, here we are. Dispatch lets me know that an officer is on the way, and by the time douchebag finishes call #14, the officer walks in to take my statement. I don't even get a word out of my mouth, even to say hi, before he obviously calls again. I look at the officer and ask her if she wants to take it, because it's the guy again.

After she gets off the phone with him 10 minutes later, she's like, the first words out of his mouth were, "I want to speak with a police officer." So I explain the situation, why he's banned, etc, and get told that the police would appreciate it if we blocked his phone number, but if things escalated they have my back.

She then also asked about what may be going on with her NES, as she plays a lot of Mario, and the second player port doesn't want to work. Come to think of it, I should stop by the station tomorrow and see if there's anything I can do to help fix it, as NES controller ports are incredibly simple to replace...

Aniodia fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Feb 28, 2019

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009
I thought the thread might enjoy this:

https://twitter.com/jacobinmag/status/1099505375794118656

Revalis Enai
Apr 21, 2003
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-revalis_enai.gif"><br>Wait, what's my phone number again?
Fun Shoe
The bathroom lock was broken today and the manager insisted on re-installing the latch inside the bathroom. I told him it was a bad idea because we had a drugged up guy who locked himself in and slept in our bathroom for hours and the cops almost had to break the door open to get him out. He insisted on it so I told him if he wants it that bad he could install it himself and I walked away. The manager goes on a temper tantrum so loud that all the customer could hear him. I finished up poo poo that was supposed to be his job, then replaced the broken lock while he did nothing.

The fucker is a giant snitch so I won't be surprised if he complained to the GM and probably gossip to everyone about me. So much for staying low, but gently caress I'm not gonna put up with bullshit from arrogant old farts.

Aniodia
Feb 23, 2016

Literally who?

Revalis Enai posted:

I finished up poo poo that was supposed to be his job, then replaced the broken lock while he did nothing.

Honestly, if the guy is as much of a piece of poo poo as you say, I wouldn't touch a drat thing that's supposed to be under his purview unless it directly impedes you from doing your job. I'd just let him hang himself. If you do end up doing a bunch of his work, though, be sure to be loud and obnoxious about how you're helping him out by taking on some of his work while you have tons of your own to get to as well. Just slather it on with the passive-aggression, not just to him and your co-workers, but also point out how much of a good guy you're being to customers, taking on another manager's entire workload so he can sit around and not have to worry about anything.

If you can't gently caress him, kill him with kindness.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Holy poo poo, how bad do you have to be that three stores walk out?

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Given the working conditions in most sonics I've ever seen, their standard bullshit works.

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?


Megillah Gorilla posted:

Holy poo poo, how bad do you have to be that three stores walk out?

The thing im seeing going around is that the new management knocked wages down from minimum wage to $4 plus tips.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Sankis posted:

The thing im seeing going around is that the new management knocked wages down from minimum wage to $4 plus tips.

At the sonic? Dude gently caress that- nobody tips at the loving sonic.

take me you ANIMAL
Nov 28, 2002

Congrats big boy
What the gently caress, how can they turn a fast food restaurant into a service job that takes tips? How could they even get that to be legal?

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

That would not be in my state (MA), tipped workers have to make the regular minimum wage ($12/hr) when wages and tips are combined (min wage for tipped employees is $4.35).

https://www.mass.gov/info-details/massachusetts-law-about-minimum-wage#massachusetts-minimum-wage-

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Kilonum posted:

That would not be in my state (MA), tipped workers have to make the regular minimum wage ($12/hr) when wages and tips are combined (min wage for tipped employees is $4.35).

https://www.mass.gov/info-details/massachusetts-law-about-minimum-wage#massachusetts-minimum-wage-

In good states (like Oregon) they make minimum wage and tips are on top of that. OR Minimum wage is currently like $10.50 but is tiered for increases every year until it hits $13.75 in most counties, $13.00 in "non urban " counties, and $14.75 in the Portland area. After that it is supposed to be tied to inflation. But if you add tips for a decent server on top, that would actually be a living wage, at least while you're young.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

take me you ANIMAL posted:

What the gently caress, how can they turn a fast food restaurant into a service job that takes tips? How could they even get that to be legal?

They bus the food to the car, nominally. Yes, it's monstrous and a systemic source of abuse at Sonics.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
...the gently caress? You’re supposed to tip at a Sonic’s?

The Lord Bude
May 23, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE
The only person from whom I'm happy to accept an object that's been in their mouth is my dog. I would very much like my customers to realise this. Put your drat phones away and stop holding you money in your mouth. It's filthy.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Preechr posted:

...the gently caress? You’re supposed to tip at a Sonic’s?

This is news to me. It's fast food, when have you ever tipped at a Wendy's?

NerdyMcNerdNerd
Aug 3, 2004


Lol.i halbve already saod i inferno circstances wanttpgback
I've been selected for jury duty two weeks before inventory. I am the only one in my department. If I actually serve, it'll be incredibly funny. To me.

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
What are some strategies to increase the odds of being selected?

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Volmarias posted:

This is news to me. It's fast food, when have you ever tipped at a Wendy's?

Some independent places do, but I've never heard of a fast food chain taking tips.

Yesterday I had a full-on weeb in my store who got mad that our manga section didn't have any comics written in Japanese.

If she wants her hiragana and katakana and all that Kanji she can ship some books over with all the import fees she likes. Paying a ridiculous mark-up for cheap merchandise would make her that much closer to being an exploitable Otaku anyways. My store has exactly two bays for French books and you expect us to have an up to date manga section that isn't in English?

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
I realize that I work at one of the last Kroger stores in America to finally get self-checkout systems, but I'm just going to start shooting every single person that complains about their mere presense right in the loving head. Same for the old fucks I have to educate on how to use a debit card.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Preechr posted:

...the gently caress? You’re supposed to tip at a Sonic’s?

Yes. Like others have mentioned, the people giving you your food are functionally waiters and making like $4 an hour. It's monstrous.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009
Holy poo poo :psyboom:

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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Seriously why are people coming into my bookstore expecting us to carry books in Swedish or Japanese or Russian this week.

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