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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3dHaWPska0

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Me at butt doctor: "This taint it ches."

Beerdeer
Apr 25, 2006

Frank Herbert's Dude

nerdz posted:

wow gently caress

EDIT: for content, this is the best cranberries cover without question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QnVVZZyzaI&t=37s

What’s the joke here?

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Beerdeer posted:

What’s the joke here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw
:piss:

AFewBricksShy has a new favorite as of 20:16 on Feb 28, 2019

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

I'm gonna buy a poodle and cut his hair like this and name him Humpty

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I still can’t read DDR in any context and not think East Germany.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Kenny Loggins, singing a variation of his 1979 hit to the former mascot of the Cleveland Indians, trying to explain that their relationship has run its course: "This ain't it, Chief."

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Forget the psychics; how many poodles would the cost of an average body casting buy?

Asking for a friend.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



dialhforhero posted:

I still can’t read DDR in any context and not think East Germany.

Whereas I can't ever read it without thinking

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Exactly what I need in these trying times.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

What wack-rear end Armenian would consider Russia a greater enemy than the cursed TURKS?!

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

She gets me

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Scratch Monkey posted:

What wack-rear end Armenian would consider Russia a greater enemy than the cursed TURKS?!

Yeah for reals that's what I was thinking.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Fister Roboto posted:

Exactly what I need in these trying times.

Lucky you, there's more
https://k-eke.tumblr.com/

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

MarcusSA posted:

Yeah for reals that's what I was thinking.

:same:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I asked a turk about this and they had no idea what Armenians could have against them. :iiam:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

I just recently learned that "nubile" doesn't mean at all what I nor she thinks it means.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Karate Bastard posted:

I just recently learned that "nubile" doesn't mean at all what I nor she thinks it means.

What did you think it meant? Fuckable chick is almost always the context that it's used in and I'm assuming in this case deliberately used to poke fun at how male writers always suck at describing women.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Data Graham posted:

Whereas I can't ever read it without thinking


Are you saying that picture isn't what east germany is like?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Zereth posted:

Are you saying that picture isn't what east germany is like?
Nothing there is meant for anyone. It just happens.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
This kills the pupper. :smith:

Smackdillion
Feb 18, 2001

Someone paid :10bux: to give you this shitty icon and give Lowtax his cyborg spine parts

Android Apocalypse posted:

This kills the pupper. :smith:

it's already dead on the inside

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

If I was a genetic abomination affront to nature I would be cavalier about death too.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Shifty Nipples posted:

If I was a genetic abomination affront to nature I would be cavalier about death too.

sry to hear u don't care about dying :(

SuddenExpire
Jun 29, 2005

expired...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZY4ovo5hjM

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

jobson groeth posted:

What did you think it meant? Fuckable chick is almost always the context that it's used in and I'm assuming in this case deliberately used to poke fun at how male writers always suck at describing women.

I thought it meant nude. Can't recall ever having seen it used when someone wasn't.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Karate Bastard posted:

I thought it meant nude. Can't recall ever having seen it when someone wasn't.

lol

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Well I feel noobile.

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Karate Bastard posted:

I thought it meant nude. Can't recall ever having seen it used when someone wasn't.

correlation is not causation!!

It was originally meant 'can be married, as a young woman' but after looking it up to verify, I see this :

quote:

(of a young person, usually a woman) sexually developed and attractive

quote:

(of a young person)

quote:

sexually developed and attractive

uggghhhh

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yeah, I don't feel I have much use for that word in my life.



:siren: BRACE YOURSELVES CHAOS DUNK INCOMING :siren:

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Karate Bastard posted:

Yeah, I don't feel I have much use for that word in my life.



:siren: BRACE YOURSELVES CHAOS DUNK INCOMING :siren:

:perfect:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
This is what happens when people don't think they need dictionaries.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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If it was about an older person, they’d be oldbile

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

oldpainless posted:

If it was about an older person, they’d be oldbile

Sir, I'd like to award you with the Best Dad Joke of PAGE 1294.

Here's your honorary tube socks and pair of Brickenstocks.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

oldpainless posted:

If it was about an older person, they’d be oldbile
A prime example

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

A prime example


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