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SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

that's how you know your hosed i'm glad they cut the feed when they did

that pug got more hate in its heart than scooter could dream

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:57

RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Screaming Idiot posted:

I lost my poo poo when it stopped eating and just went EEEEEEEEEEEEHH!!!

That's just the sound of a pug breathing through their hosed up inbred nose.

# ? Mar 3, 2019 08:43

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Broccoli is bad for dogs, rip fuckface

# ? Mar 3, 2019 08:56

RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Broccoli and most vegetables/fruits are fine for dogs, just make sure they don't choke. Grapes/raisins, cherries, onions, and garlic are all toxic to dogs. Citrus fruits can also make them sick though they're not technically poisonous.

# ? Mar 3, 2019 09:13

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

RatHat posted:

That's just the sound of a pug breathing through their hosed up inbred nose.

Yeah, but it's still a funny sound for what's essentially a hosed up tiny inbred wolf to make.

# ? Mar 3, 2019 09:19

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 3, 2019 09:29

spaceblancmange: Apr 19, 2018; #essereFerrari

Mother: Alexa, read the bedtime story My Comfy Bed

Alexa: Today it seems to me providential that Fate should have chosen Braunau on the Inn as my birthplace. For this little town lies on the boundary between two German states which we of the younger generation at least have made it our life work to reunite by every means at our disposal....

# ? Mar 3, 2019 11:12

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

spaceblancmange posted:

Mother: Alexa, read the bedtime story My Comfy Bed

Alexa: Today it seems to me providential that Fate should have chosen Braunau on the Inn as my birthplace. For this little town lies on the boundary between two German states which we of the younger generation at least have made it our life work to reunite by every means at our disposal....

lmao

# ? Mar 3, 2019 11:24

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

That dog died of making GBS threads itself to death after eating the broccoli, rip Fuckface 2018

# ? Mar 3, 2019 11:56

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

jobson groeth posted:

Imagine being a child and listening to a computer read you The Death of the Little Hen.

# ? Mar 3, 2019 12:31

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

spaceblancmange posted:

Mother: Alexa, read the bedtime story My Comfy Bed

Alexa: Today it seems to me providential that Fate should have chosen Braunau on the Inn as my birthplace. For this little town lies on the boundary between two German states which we of the younger generation at least have made it our life work to reunite by every means at our disposal....

Haha

# ? Mar 3, 2019 13:25

Cephalectomy: Jun 8, 2007

Mokbek posted:

# ? Mar 3, 2019 13:50

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/F73/status/1101366508087734272?s=19

# ? Mar 3, 2019 15:12

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

That's funnier than it should be

# ? Mar 3, 2019 15:37

End of Shoelace: Apr 5, 2016

goose willis posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2h0rw921Ds

# ? Mar 3, 2019 18:48

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/F73/status/1101366508087734272?s=19

firefighters in reverse are cops

# ? Mar 3, 2019 18:51

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

spaceblancmange posted:

Mother: Alexa, read the bedtime story My Comfy Bed

Alexa: Today it seems to me providential that Fate should have chosen Braunau on the Inn as my birthplace. For this little town lies on the boundary between two German states which we of the younger generation at least have made it our life work to reunite by every means at our disposal....

# ? Mar 3, 2019 19:06

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

i own every Bionicle posted:

I�m pretty sure it�s Scooter the coyote. Angry boi+hilariously awkward singsong babytalk from the camera (wo)man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsrlWjFGJu8

He is in a large fenced-in area. The videos are really funny. It�s like he never stops snarling and attempting murder but he also wants belly rubs.

The comments in this made me mad as hell. It's people getting the same three things wrong forever.

# ? Mar 3, 2019 20:12

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

scooter is one of the rare blessed curses because while he was rescued from being orphaned + starving + dehydrated + covered in ant bites and has a quality of life that wild animals could only dream of, he's also plagued by anxiety and depression because he's constantly fighting his instincts and has no other coyotes to interact with

i'm just glad that his people are extremely committed to his care because coyotes are not pets and most folks would try to train his natural behavior out of him (which would make the whole anxiety/depression even worse)

# ? Mar 3, 2019 21:23

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

Das Boo posted:

The comments in this made me mad as hell. It's people getting the same three things wrong forever.

reading, writing, and 'rithmetic?

# ? Mar 3, 2019 21:26

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