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TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

Melthir posted:

:eek: wonder if his wife knew. poo poo his poor kid.

So daddy like to party with his friends... like really party.

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Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.

TCD posted:

So daddy like to party with his friends... like really party.

Till one of the fuckers pops up with "your dad died getting fisted with a butthole full of meth." Kids are dicks.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Imagine being so bored with normal gay sex that the only way you can bust is to drop a bunch of meth and poppers while a man fists you on your sick day. Slaanesh would be proud

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
My order of diabetes girl scout cookies arrived and they are delicious.

e; what the gently caress is this avatar

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Terrible Robot posted:

My order of diabetes girl scout cookies arrived and they are delicious.

e; what the gently caress is this avatar

I believe it's a terrible robot

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Your garfield avatar is way more mentally damaging.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Hahahaha what the gently caress

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Super Troopers 2 is on HBO. I was entertained. The Mountie impersonation bit was very funny.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Super Troopers 2 is on HBO. I was entertained. The Mountie impersonation bit was very funny.

I saw it in theaters and enjoyed the hell out of it. I know people who didn't like it but apparently they went in expecting something other than a sequel to Super Troopers.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
One of the two kickstarters I've supported, and I have no regrets (unlike the other).

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Godholio posted:

One of the two kickstarters I've supported, and I have no regrets (unlike the other).

i dontated to the border wall too

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTG1TTR1CJk&t=454s

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:getin:

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Gat drat that's a lot of cookies, RIP your toilet

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Toilet, hell. RIP blood sugar.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I'll take some of those cookies off your hands.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Toilet, hell. RIP blood sugar.

he's gonna lose his feet from fallen arches, diabetes, or running those calories off

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Naked Bear posted:

I'll take some of those cookies off your hands.

my cold, dead hands

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008


https://wjla.com/news/crime/man-who-helped-out-girl-scouts-has-been-charged-with-heroin-trafficking

Anyone heard from EBB recently? Do they let you mod from jail?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Internet Comment Etiquette has long been great, and I really enjoyed Nubleborsky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JCn3kzDNbc

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Broke up with my gf tonight wooooo

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Deathy McDeath posted:

Broke up with my gf tonight wooooo

did you get bday sex before this?

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

ded posted:

did you get bday sex before this?

Nope

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
A good reason to break up then!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
My car's brakes apparently decided to destroy themselves over the course of the year so I'm out $1000. gently caress rear end bitch motherfuck

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
$1000 for calipers, rotors and brake pads? Must be somethin' fancy

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Slim Pickens posted:

$1000 for calipers, rotors and brake pads? Must be somethin' fancy

It's just a Volvo, but it was break pads and a control arm.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



wiggle wiggle
:nms: https://giant.gfycat.com/DapperMeatyBlueshark.webm :nms:

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Well I imagine I'm going to be seeing that again in my nightmares.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

thatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequinthatsamannequin

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004


Not gonna lie that's actually pretty awesome.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
What in the flying gently caress

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
That's a hell of a cavity

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
wow

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
I saw that linked in a slack chatroom earlier today and thankfully did not click it this time, deducing what it would be only from the "wiggle, wiggle" comment.

That poo poo is loving horrifying and is going to haunt my nightmares forever.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


What exactly is going on there?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Well I'm no doctor but it appears that their mouth has broken.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Drinking one of my bottles of Goose Island Bourbon County Rare that I'd been saving for the last 3 years to pop when I got my university diploma. Goddamn this poo poo is good, too bad it costs $90-$120 for a bottle of beer.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/jackdwagner/status/1102695159932760065

THE MAN SPOT

edit:

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Mar 5, 2019

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

why would anyone want to be a veteran jfc

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