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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

CNN doxed katy perry
so she joined the space corps
heil trump they said to her
at 0.5c towards jupiter

"woe is me"
said all the goons
"hit this, shim"
said EBB, "and SMDFTB"

deathy did ya gently caress ya roommate
I said deathy did ya gently caress ya rooooommate
deathy did ya gently caress ya roommate
deathy did ya gently caress ya roommate

ask deathy if he hosed his roommate

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

deathy did you hosed your roommate

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

Man-oh-man, Cowboy looks like a bag of leftovers from a V.F.W. barbecue. Of
course, I've got nothing against dead people. Why, some of my best friends are dead

Mike-o posted:

deathy did you hosed your roommate

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009


pls dunt raep

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMPIN' ON INTO THE POWER LINES

Exciting Lemon

Mmm. Katy Perry.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011
Chelsea Manning is a goddamned HERO


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3KsamDrIYY

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kas6akz1jWU

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlujizeNNQM

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMPIN' ON INTO THE POWER LINES

Exciting Lemon

Ok fine I'll play that game

https://youtu.be/-nC5TBv3sfU

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMPIN' ON INTO THE POWER LINES

Exciting Lemon

This 'classy' airport bar has played glitch mob and some of the new tron soundtrack. My perfect recommendation for ambient music

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!


I didn't intend to get drunk but I had a small glass of the wine I'm using to cook with and im pretty buzzed

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMPIN' ON INTO THE POWER LINES

Exciting Lemon

I didn't mean to get drunk but officer I swear the hooker was already dead when I got to my hotel room

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


if i wanted to be sober i wouldn't have started drinking

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


hey that cop was dead when i got here

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Look, I already told you that I don't know how they got into my basement or how long they've been there. I never go down there because of the spiders.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

tastefully arranged labia posted:

hey that cop was dead when i got here

Likely story, TASTEFULLY ARRANGED LABIA 🤔

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002

~c u at the crossroads~


Slippery Tilde

if you're a real pro, every thread is a drunk thread if you just try hard enough

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!


stayed up late drinking wine and braising lamb

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers

Am I banned from this thread?

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013


Two Finger posted:

Am I banned from this thread?

No?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones


He's sober

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqZNPPpFSkM

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers

http://tindeck.com/listen/tgax

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013



And hopefully he stays that way

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw


Mike-o posted:

deathy did you hosed your roommate

:bigtran:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

And hopefully he stays that way

Working hard at it sir

Be two years in November

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


Nice.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer


i'll take that as a yes

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013


Two Finger posted:

Working hard at it sir

Be two years in November



I'm drunk as gently caress

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be polite. Be professional. But be prepared to PARTAYYY!

Fun Shoe

I'm punch drunk does that count?

Gotten 9 hrs of sleep in the last 48 so I'm shot

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



Mike-o posted:

deathy did you hosed your roommate

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



An this thread please be no rules gently caress authority goatse land?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



Yes? Cool thanks.

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009


Deathy macdeath is your roommate a guy
No homo, was just wondering that's all

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Drunk thread returns just in time for my week on call, when I can't drink.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


theres already a drunk thread tho

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw


Suicide Watch posted:

Deathy macdeath is your roommate a guy
No homo, was just wondering that's all

They're two girls

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Center stage: Door to living room opens, deathy walks in.

DEATHY: hello, new roommates ladies! I am your new roommate. My name is Buck, and I'm here to f--whoaaaa!

DEATHY SLIPS ON A BANANA PEEL

[PLAY SLIDE WHISTLE]

*THE NEXT DAY*

Center stage: ladies eating in their bathrobes. Deathy walks in, groggy.

DEATHY: Why good morning ladies. Off to an early morning I see. I hope you both enjoyed last night as much as I did?

LISA: What are you talking about? Oh my gosh-

ANN: Haha, Lisa! That's what he was talking about in that dream!

Lisa: You silly man. You fell asleep on the couch after insisting we watch your 5 favorite episodes of Big Bang Theory. We left you there!

DEATHY: At least I'm dreaming about something besides Afghanistan, finally.

[PLAY SLIDE WHISTLE]

[CREDITS]

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