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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

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Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1102898551993106432

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Facebook Aunt posted:

Mosquitos don't seem to be dying out tho.

That's because they're trash parasites, and those never seem to be in shot supply.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"



The retweet/like counts, nice

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/MotherMailbox/status/1081999940090544129

https://twitter.com/GlennAkio/status/1081983182801494017

https://twitter.com/lilpaladin1/status/1076637592605601792

https://twitter.com/OnyxOblivion/status/1076664520666423296

Montalvo
Sep 3, 2007



Fun Shoe
The horror

The horror

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZQM1uKSWzQ

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I am not a thief.

I AM A TREASURE HUNTER!

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I rotated everything counterclockwise and it's 100x better this way

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://i.imgur.com/4Cb0cR9.mp4

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Softface posted:

That's the Tsar Cannon, it was cast around 100 years after the fall of Constantinople and has never been fired.

The actual cannons that were used to break walls at Constintople are still around though and were used to sink British ships in the 19th century.

It's Istanbul, not Constantinople.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Stoatbringer posted:

It's Istanbul, not Constantinople.

Constatinecrying.jpg

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Collapsing Farts posted:

Good. More room for humanity

Room to live, if you will

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Ancient inscriptions suggest that this pyramid's inhabitants were doing everything they could, but admitted that they were only pretending to be so-called "super men"

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

Stoatbringer posted:

It's Istanbul, not Constantinople.

It's been a big green gun in Constantinople :colbert:

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

I loving knew it.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

One Swell Foop posted:

It's been a big green gun in Constantinople :colbert:

Why didn't Constantinople get a gun that works?

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Why didn't Constantinople get a gun that works?

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
That's what my windshield looked like driving to Yellowstone through Idaho last fall. gently caress those little assholes.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002



Hot off of reddit

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

teethgrinder posted:



Hot off of reddit

now go post the same thing to them but it's a video game and it's "press button, press button, press button, press button, press button, press button, press button, press button, okay, congratulations i will now play the different sound effect"

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Sagebrush posted:

now go post the same thing to them but it's a video game and it's "press button, press button, press button, press button, press button, press button, press button, press button, okay, congratulations i will now play the different sound effect"

No mom you want the good pixels not the bad pixels, see the screen told you how bad you were, let me show you how to make the screen tell me how good I am instead

The first thing I have to do is not do the fun thing and instead make some numbers go up and once those numbers go up I can do the fun thing for about five minutes

E: yes mom this is why I got kicked out of school for screaming the n word at my classmates

Somfin has a new favorite as of 01:16 on Mar 6, 2019

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/8jSWG3f.mp4

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


This meme has reached its highest form.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

Sagebrush posted:

now go post the same thing to them but it's a video game and it's "press button, press button, press button, press button, press button, press button, press button, press button, okay, congratulations i will now play the different sound effect"

eat sleep eat eat sleep eat sleep eat sleep eat sleep die congratulations here’s the endless loving nothing

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






Wahr-wuulf

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I understand so few of the memes that get posted anymore. Makes me wonder why I keep skimming through here. This is not a place for me, a stupid old man. Then again, the 5% I get are funny as hell.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

this skyrim meme is almost as lame as the last one

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Thahr wuulf

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




What knockers!

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Dungeon Ecology posted:

eat sleep eat eat sleep eat sleep eat sleep eat sleep die congratulations here’s the endless loving nothing

The greatest reward

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

teethgrinder posted:



Hot off of reddit

https://youtu.be/2bSvdMpPnFA

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

He prances with werewolves?

:confused:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Karate Bastard posted:

He prances with werewolves?

:confused:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzjsBU1Jqv0&t=49s

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

freeedr posted:

I understand so few of the memes that get posted anymore. Makes me wonder why I keep skimming through here. This is not a place for me, a stupid old man. Then again, the 5% I get are funny as hell.



German: It fits like your rear end on a bucket!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

freeedr posted:

I understand so few of the memes that get posted anymore. Makes me wonder why I keep skimming through here. This is not a place for me, a stupid old man. Then again, the 5% I get are funny as hell.



Fits like perfume on a meatball.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

:discourse:

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Honestly, the actual names of medieval seige engines were better (see: Bad Neighbour)

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