avshalemon posted:

i read that as "migf is being misleadingly anal"

Pirate Radar posted:

There’s nothing misleading about migf’s anality

naem posted:

https://i.imgur.com/6x6IWE4.mp4

Milo and POTUS posted:

Stooges finally updated their act

Weembles posted:

I once shopped for a small digital scale for weighing coins for my collection and in return I got recommendations for small vials and baggies for weeks afterwards.

I'm sure I'm on a list somewhere.

Outrail posted:

Pretty smart algorithm to realize you needed dime bags.

Rosemont posted:

Funny you should post that...

EorayMel posted:

ZombieLenin posted:

Out of curiosity, what is the best anti-cap heavy fighter?

Flavius Aetass posted:

Somfin posted:

Goddamn even if literally every thing I knew about AOC was gleaned exclusively from right wing sources she'd still seem great, how are these fuckers so bad at messaging

BrigadierSensible posted:

Counterpoints:

1) It says socialist right there dude.
2) She's a woman
3) She's younger than us
4) She has a weird foreign name.

Like what else do you need to know to understand that she is pure evil?

MizPiz posted:

You forgot the most crucial piece of evidence:

She gives me a boner

Miss posted:

oh no

*meows like a cat and crawls out of the room*

Mikl posted:

My friend, have you heard the good word about our messiah Jordan Peterson?

Pastry of the Year posted:

Why, did something terrible happen to him?

BlockChainNetflix posted:

twitter ban

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Lowtax needs (neck) braces.

SLOSifl posted:

You joke but a mountain lion bit my dick off on a camping trip when I was in middle school, my friends mom drove me to a hospital with my dick in a Doritos bag and the idiots doctors sewed it on backwards. Even scrolling past a quoted picture of a jaguar makes me tense up and piss out of my rear end in fear.

Stop quoting that cat plz.

jobson groeth posted:

You really misunderstood what it means when they talk about loving a cougar didn't you.

Lowtax posted:

HOLY gently caress WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE PATREON

JESUS loving CHRIST YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!?!? SERIOUSLY, WHAT?????????? I WWWW

quote:

$7,823 of $500,000 per month
I'll livestream myself throwing gallons of house paint at a family of four at the public zoo.

quote:

Become God
$10,000
per month

You will become God, our Lord and Savior, creator of the universe and everything. All Bibles will be rewritten and each instance of the word "God" will be replaced in crayon with your own name. NOTE: this may take me a while to fulfill.

Heath posted:

How much of that is Abe's one time donation though? I would hate to see it shoot down

Heath posted:

How much of that is Abe's one time donation though? I would hate to see it shoot down

Inspector Hound posted:

We love this loving place


Hire a computer toucher to fix the code, it sounds like that's a gigantic part of the problem

darkwasthenight posted:

Don't touch the code. It's held together with spit and glue as it is.

Inspector Hound posted:

We love this loving place


Hire a computer toucher to fix the code, it sounds like that's a gigantic part of the problem

Inspector Hound posted:

We love this loving place


Hire a computer toucher to fix the code, it sounds like that's a gigantic part of the problem

Moon Atari posted:

We are all such dedicated pay pigs for this site, eager to be findom-ed by a depressed man who is mostly apathetic to our existence.

Dameius posted:

We are well past the spit and glue stage. We wish we could still be there.

Untrustable posted:

And yeah, you, goon. Just in case you accidentally wander into Lowtax's patreon one day, there's some things you should know, and one of them is, there's absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we're the greatest forum on the internet. We're 89th in "100 Websites That Shaped the Internet as We Know It", 5,227th in Alexa Rank, 2nd in fights with Uwe Boll, 1,098th in tasteful bathroom remodels, and 3rd in mangosteen sales. We lead the world in only 3 categories: number of banned goons per forum, number of adults who believed Caro was dead, and spine funding, where we spend more than the next 26 forums combined. 25 of which are unaware what spine funding is.

Now, none of this is the fault of a bunch of 30 year old I.T. professionals. But you, nonetheless, are without a doubt a member of the worst, period, forum, period, ever, period, so when you ask, "What makes us the greatest forum in the world?" I dunno what the gently caress you're talking about! Loss edits? 

 It sure used to be. We stood up for what was right. We delivered bees to remote villages, we made rules, got ride of rules, reinstated the same rules, struck down mods for moral reasons, we waged wars against Paypal, not The American Red Cross. We sacrificed LF, we cared about our fellow goons. We put our money where our mouths were, and we never beat our chest.

We built a DOOM HOUSE, let Radium make ungodly technological mistakes, explored the Awful Link of The Day, caused forums cancer, and we cultivated the world's greatest hot dog stand and the world's first internet urban legend-based stabbing. We reached for the low-hanging fruit, acted like goons. We aspired to act like we had intelligence, we didn't just mock Grover, we destroyed him. We didn't identify ourselves by whether we wiped standing or sitting down, and we didn't care so easily...Huh. We were able to be all these things, and to do all these things, because we were provided a platform. By a man, a lamentable dust man. First step in solving any problem is recognizing there is one. Somethingawful is not the greatest forum in the world anymore, but with your donation it can be.

Moon Atari posted:

We are all such dedicated pay pigs for this site, eager to be findom-ed by a depressed man who is mostly apathetic to our existence.

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

The place better not close, I just got the complete script for my movie of the month.

Araenna posted:

Is it even feasible to fix the forums at this point? How old is the code, is it basically the same as it was in '99 or whenever? I'd think the entire site would have to be archived before really digging in, since from what I've gathered, it's easy enough to break the forums just using some of the basic admin features.

Baron von Eevl posted:

The quote itself isn't much, but posting it 36 minutes before getting perma'd is the equivalent of getting shot 3 days before retirement.

Oxxidation posted:

only on somethingawful can one of the most infamous posters be a disgruntled finnish librarian with a coterie of middle-aged english and linguistics professors, all of whom menacingly invade comic book and fantasy threads snapping their fingers like bearded extras from the west side story

Dameius posted:

We are well past the spit and glue stage. We wish we could still be there.

Doc Hawkins posted:

few things seem goonier than working into conversations how much you hate something that a lot of people seem to like

Cacafuego posted:

Voicing an opinion like this can get someone to spend $10 on your new av. For instance, if you dislike chocolate.

theflyingorc posted:

why are we talking about changing the code for a website that is working

all I care about is that server costs are covered and lowtax doesn't die

theflyingorc posted:

why are we talking about changing the code for a website that is working

all I care about is that server costs are covered and lowtax doesn't die