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Nice piece of fish posted:Jesus, it's a language based entirely on psychic guesswork. http://ncf.idallen.com/english.html The funny thing is that the poem also shows where pronunciation has drifted.
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Munin posted:http://ncf.idallen.com/english.html Thanks, forums poster "memory". You and your bro are literally the seal of my university and also the name of the university's open science archive.
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Whitlam posted:New/Victorian rules maybe? To get added to the roll, you have to provide: a certified transcript from your univeristy; an academic conduct report from your uni; a national police check (name only, not fingerprints); a certificate of completion from your PLT provider; an academic conduct report from your PLT provider; and two character references. I think you might be right that it's either new or Victorian. I don't think I needed a police check for my admission in ACT or SA - needed all that other stuff though. algebra testes posted:Before bush court I slept under a gum tree this morning. Great respect for you going out and doing bush court. Seems like one of the most mentally and physically grueling experiences a lawyer could have.
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Tornado sirens at 4:30am, come to Texas, ya'll.
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blarzgh posted:Tornado sirens at 4:30am, come to Texas, ya'll. What's a tornado and why do you live in a place where the wind can kill you.
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the neat thing about the US is that no matter where you live, you're constantly at risk from some sort of wind or earth related attempt for the planet to kill us. blizzards in one zone, hurricanes in another, tornadoes in another, earthquakes in another. you're safe in like Maine I guess, but then you live in Maine, so really you're already owned
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The inland states that run along the Rockies - Utah, Nevada, Colorado, up to Montana, are pretty much free from any of those big disasters. and are also very pretty.
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You get to die from wildfire, zoonoses, and drought instead
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Throatwarbler posted:The inland states that run along the Rockies - Utah, Nevada, Colorado, up to Montana, are pretty much free from any of those big disasters. and are also very pretty. My friend let me introduce you to the Yellowstone Claldera. Those states are some of the most hosed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowstone_Caldera Edit: ^^ "zoo noses"? What the gently caress how are you dying from the noses of alpacas and goats and cute lil' bunnies?
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BigHead posted:My friend let me introduce you to the Yellowstone Claldera. Tbh that will gently caress the entire continent.
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Think tick-borne illnesses more likely to spread due to habitat encroachment and climate change.
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Look Sir Droids posted:Tbh that will gently caress the entire continent. Hell yeah. Also, Google the Cascadia(sp?) Fault in Washington.
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blarzgh posted:Hell yeah. Also, Google the Cascadia(sp?) Fault in Washington. Oh, you mean the one that's going to cleave off the coast of Washington and Oregon? Word.
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Nice piece of fish posted:What's a tornado and why do you live in a place where the wind can kill you. Tornadoes are awesome dictations of God's hatred for humanity, and that he only barely cares enough to annihilate us that he periodically drags his finger across the face of creation.
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Look Sir Droids posted:Oh, you mean the one that's going to cleave off the coast of Washington and Oregon? Word. Yeah, glad we got our trip to Seattle and Olympia in before the entire northeastern seaboard becomes a chasm of liquified earth and rubble spilling into the ocean.
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blarzgh posted:Tornadoes are awesome dictations of God's hatred for humanity, and that he only barely cares enough to annihilate us that he periodically drags his finger across the face of creation. If tornadoes are God’s fingers, hurricanes are his raging rear end in a top hat after eating too much spicey food.
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Soothing Vapors posted:the neat thing about the US is that no matter where you live, you're constantly at risk from some sort of wind or earth related attempt for the planet to kill us. blizzards in one zone, hurricanes in another, tornadoes in another, earthquakes in another. Don't forget the catastrophic flooding throughout the Midwest
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Lote posted:If tornadoes are God’s fingers, hurricanes are his raging rear end in a top hat after eating too much spicey food. It’s more like tornados are His holy pee trail while hurricanes are His sacred diarrhea blast
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Phil Moscowitz posted:His sacred diarrhea blast Please don’t crib from Taco Bell’s vision board
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blarzgh posted:Tornadoes are awesome dictations of God's hatred for humanity, and that he only barely cares enough to annihilate us that he periodically drags his finger across the face of creation. Tornadoes are bs. Had one kill off two warriors while leaving Genghis's archer intact. sullat fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Mar 13, 2019 |
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So on the Manafort Blameless Life scale, what kind of time is Aunt Becky looking at for getting her little dumb rear end in to academic powerhouse USC?
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Look Sir Droids posted:So on the Manafort Blameless Life scale, what kind of time is Aunt Becky looking at for getting her little dumb rear end in to academic powerhouse USC? A stern talking too.
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god bless new york state for immediately indicting manafort Look Sir Droids posted:So on the Manafort Blameless Life scale, what kind of time is Aunt Becky looking at for getting her little dumb rear end in to academic powerhouse USC? but mail fraud starts with a base offense level of 7 and enhanced by the amount of loss. lets say they impute $500k to Aunt Becky. that jumps the OL to 20. there are a few enhancements that could apply as well, but let's stick with 20. CH I/OL20 is 33-41 months. if they impute less loss to her the numbers drop, but not dramatically bc her crim history is so low. if the "loss" she caused is under 100k her OL is 15 instead, which gives a range of 18-24. realistically though she's rich and white and has no criminal history, so lol also, more importantly, how dumb is her daughter that it took Aunt Becky $500k in bribes to get her into the fifth most prestigious school in the state of California Soothing Vapors fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Mar 13, 2019 |
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Soothing Vapors posted:also, more importantly, how dumb is her daughter that it took Aunt Becky $500k in bribes to get her into the fifth most prestigious school in the state of California lol yes. And that's what makes the least sense to me. I assume rich people already did the bribing and scamming. But if you're paying that much, why not aim higher? I expect no more than 60 days house arrest for any of the rich folk parents. Some probation. A speeding ticket fine.
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Look Sir Droids posted:I expect no more than 60 days house arrest for any of the rich folk parents. Some probation. A speeding ticket fine. yeah man when you really think about it their only "crime" is loving their children too much.
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Like a $500,000 donation to USC would have got little influencer admitted AND your name on the visitors locker room shitter
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Like a $500,000 donation to USC would have got little influencer admitted AND your name on the visitors locker room shitter little influencer seems pretty, uh, indifferent to education not sure you can buy an international airport for $500k
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Any legal thoughts on Newsom deciding to single-handedly cancel the death penalty in California? Is it within the governor's pardon/commutation authority to do so?
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Don't forget that one of the conspirators set up a fake charity and the parents were claiming their payments as a deduction on their taxes. Tax fraud is certainly something you can get hammered by.
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Look Sir Droids posted:lol yes. And that's what makes the least sense to me. I assume rich people already did the bribing and scamming. But if you're paying that much, why not aim higher? that said the guidelines are advisory and im sure the sentencing judge will find some way to wriggle her free Vox Nihili posted:Any legal thoughts on Newsom deciding to single-handedly cancel the death penalty in California? Is it within the governor's pardon/commutation authority to do so? sullat posted:Don't forget that one of the conspirators set up a fake charity and the parents were claiming their payments as a deduction on their taxes. Tax fraud is certainly something you can get hammered by. oooh didn't know that bit of it yeah, that's a paddlin
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Look Sir Droids posted:lol yes. And that's what makes the least sense to me. I assume rich people already did the bribing and scamming. But if you're paying that much, why not aim higher? Failchildren of Southern California rich parents all want to go to USC because it's a gigantic party school full of spoiled rotten dipshits that doesn't fail anyone from it's undergrad programs, it has an active greek life, and is the largest network of alumni (other spoiled dipshits) in that part of the state.
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Vox Nihili posted:Any legal thoughts on Newsom deciding to single-handedly cancel the death penalty in California? Is it within the governor's pardon/commutation authority to do so? it is certainly within the governor's power to do so. that said, as trump has also been proving, an abolute right to pardon/commute sentences is something that really only works when it's subject to significant unwritten constraints. there is a reasonable argument that blanket commutations of all death penalty cases is improper as the idea of the pardon/commutation power is to show mercy on individual cases rather than create an effective state-wide change in the law, which should require the legislature i am somewhat torn between "well yeah obviously the death penalty is a massive injustice" and "well i sure would be pissed if a president/governor just decided to, say, pardon all campaign finance violations going forward claiming they were a violation of free speech " at the end of the day though i lean towards the former; taking a specific penalty off the table is not an affront to democracy in the way that taking an entire crime would be evilweasel fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Mar 13, 2019 |
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Vox Nihili posted:Any legal thoughts on Newsom deciding to single-handedly cancel the death penalty in California? Is it within the governor's pardon/commutation authority to do so? 1) Yes - it's good, 2) yes - if they only have one prior - but that's irrelevant, because what he's granting are reprieves.
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The bathroom was our last hurrah. It's been a pleasure posting and lawyering with you all. Pretty sad we will never get closure on the emails.
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evilweasel posted:it is certainly within the governor's power to do so. that said, as trump has also been proving, an abolute right to pardon/commute sentences is something that really only works when it's subject to significant unwritten constraints. there is a reasonable argument that blanket commutations of all death penalty cases is improper as the idea of the pardon/commutation power is to show mercy on individual cases rather than create an effective state-wide change in the law, which should require the legislature Life in one of California's prisons is far worse than a death sentence anyway.
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Sab0921 posted:The bathroom was our last hurrah. I don't think you understand how dumb goons are. Lowtax's patreon is now up to $11K per month.
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Sab0921 posted:The bathroom was our last hurrah. Deep down, I still hope for the emails.
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ulmont posted:I don't think you understand how dumb goons are. Lowtax's patreon is now up to $11K per month. This is so loving funny. All he had to do. Lowtax the dumbest grifter.
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Thunderstorm came mid bail app and the power went out. Lightning struck a tree next to court.
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