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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > Hemingway 6 word computer stories: Your OS; a piece of shit
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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
there are how many dependencies? *gasp*

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Fiedler
Jun 29, 2002

I, for one, welcome our new mouse overlords.
production database migration: mssql to mongodb

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Fiedler
Jun 29, 2002

I, for one, welcome our new mouse overlords.
the site's down! contact gcp support!

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Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


 throw a void pointer at it

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Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


 memory leaks? it's fine, buy ram

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Chopstick Dystopia
Jun 16, 2010


lowest high and highest low loser of: WEED WEE
k
 The logs will tell me. Oh, disabled.

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OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

 i can’t, my hands are tied

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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
gently caress you jira i hate you

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MononcQc
May 29, 2007

 our model: driving user engagement up

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prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.
tech bubble pop any decade now

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

rotor posted:

there are how many dependencies? *gasp*

someone just opened the node_modules folder

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored

akadajet posted:

someone just opened the node_modules folder

:stonklol:

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

 raw sockets? fix them with assembly

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Ciaphas posted:

memory leaks? it's fine, buy ram

did not solve, computer explodes instead

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

 Critical business data stored in mongodb

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
 closing ticket; works on my pc

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

 PII and you: unsecured S3 buckets

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

 microservices, monorepos. But what's source control?

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

 Different jack, must install drivers again

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Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
 problem exists between keyboard and chair :xd:

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MononcQc
May 29, 2007

 Deleted comments—code is self explanatory

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Zlodo posted:

problem exists between keyboard and chair :xd:

that's 7 words you idiot moron

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



 nice hat.

for a clown.

nooo.

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Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



 crapple mac in trash, micro$oft winblows

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

flakeloaf posted:

Different jack, must install drivers again

different jack, but still totally racist

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Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



 jack dorsey banned me on twitter

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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
for sale: cheap gpu, slight wear

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

 ifdown eth0; device 4000 miles away

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

 mongo db mongo db mongo db

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

nerdz posted:

for sale, cheap gpu, slight wear

dehydrated strawberries but also brain damage

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Captain Foo posted:

ifdown eth0; device 4000 miles away
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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
sent rm, stray space before slash

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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
year old feature never really worked

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

nerdz posted:

sent rm, stray space before slash
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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

 annual oracle license audit coming up

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

 password manager is stuck under keyboard

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Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
code old prev backup dot zip

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Soricidus posted:

code old prev backup dot zip

project final final use this final

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Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
issue tracker is xls in sharepoint

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Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
curl http link, pipe sudo bash

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