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Cobbler, talking about their job on the first date: "you know you can tell a lot about someone by looking at their shoes" Me, in my 5 year old weather beaten cross-trainers nodding in approval but secretly very self conscious |
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I wasn't expecting him to have such strong opinions about elves. |
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Mar 14, 2019 20:53
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if they’re into some freaky stuff then after ur date u can go back to their place and have corn on the cob
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Mar 14, 2019 20:53
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I have 1 leg longer than the other so I drag it ever so slightly. The bottom of my right shoe is completely flat and these are only 6 months old want to see? My left shoe has all the grips still on. *puts leg on top of fancy dinner table mid meal so they can see the bottom of my shoe* wait why are you leaving?
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Mar 14, 2019 20:56
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First off, no I cant repair your broken purse Janet, I repair shoes not purses. Oh, you think its the same thing since they are both leather? This purse is not leather, its polyurethane sprayed on fabric and treated to appear like leather, if this were a shoe I would burn it. Second off just what am I supposed to hammer my little cobbler shoe nails into, hmm? The plastic shell part holding this thing together? I take my craft seriously, Janet. |
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Mar 14, 2019 21:02
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Can you make a shoe that we can eat soup out of? That might be fun
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Mar 14, 2019 21:10
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Show me your peach baby 
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Mar 14, 2019 21:13
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Using my cobbler girlfriends leather shears to open one of those plastic shell containers hoping she doesn't find out |
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Mar 14, 2019 21:14
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pixaal posted:Can you make a shoe that we can eat soup out of? That might be fun 
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Mar 14, 2019 21:15
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You have a bean shoe, but what about a sausage soup shoe? What am I supposed to eat chicken noodle out of dammit! Be thankful chowder only ever goes in a bread bowl or we wouldn't have dinner.
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Mar 14, 2019 21:22
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Mar 14, 2019 21:25
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imagine trying to fit them on like normal. you know that would feel amazing for the first five seconds |
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Mar 14, 2019 21:32
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SciFiDownBeat posted:imagine trying to fit them on like normal. you know that would feel amazing for the first five seconds then it would get really gross then slimy, then cold followed by shame and sadness
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Mar 14, 2019 21:35
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*takes a bite out of the shoe* This isn't a bread bowl! I don't think this is going to work out, look we tried, it's me not you. I'm going to go make up with that baker.
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Mar 14, 2019 21:53
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This scrap of leather in his pocket---it has trace amounts of tritium in it, so he must have been fixing shoes after the 1940s.
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Mar 14, 2019 21:58
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One leg may be bigger than the other. The hobbler.
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Mar 14, 2019 22:29
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SciFiDownBeat posted:imagine trying to fit them on like normal. you know that would feel amazing for the first five seconds https://mobile.twitter.com/chefkurr...r%3D1219%23pti1 |
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Mar 14, 2019 23:03
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I don't think I could date a cobbler. They're super racist. no w8 thats hittler |
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Mar 15, 2019 00:17
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Mar 15, 2019 00:56
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I'm sorry, but this just isn't working out. It's not you, it's me. No, it's not your a la mode, your a la mode is some of the best I've ever had, it's just...you're apple, and I'm a peach kind of guy. |
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Mar 15, 2019 01:44
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Well yes, I have just the right shoe for you to fit in. 
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Mar 15, 2019 02:04
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Karate Bastard posted:I don't think I could date a cobbler. They're super racist. don't like you'd date Peach Cobbler
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Mar 15, 2019 02:09
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me, at a cafe with a slice of blueberry cobbler: "hey baby hows it going?" *a coconut rolls by on the sidewalk, i suddenly duck below the table for a moment and come back up* "what? oh nothing, there was a quarter. you know my favorite thing about blueberries...." |
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Mar 15, 2019 21:40
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"So things are getting pretty serious with that cobbler? You been seeing them for what, a year now? Thinking of settling down?" "You don't marry a cobbler. You marry a coconut." |
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Mar 15, 2019 21:55
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BrownianMotion posted:me, at a cafe with a slice of blueberry cobbler: "hey baby hows it going?" *a coconut rolls by on the sidewalk, i suddenly duck below the table for a moment and come back up* "what? oh nothing, there was a quarter. you know my favorite thing about blueberries...." vanisher posted:"So things are getting pretty serious with that cobbler? You been seeing them for what, a year now? Thinking of settling down?" |
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Mar 15, 2019 23:08
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What about dating a ghost? |
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Mar 15, 2019 23:20
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phantump21 posted:What about dating a ghost? Ghosts are soup, so this would turn out weird
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Mar 15, 2019 23:21
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Goons Are Great posted:Ghosts are soup, so this would turn out weird I am NOT soup! I'm made of ectoplasm. I think. Not sure what Phantump are made of. But I'm not soup. |
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Mar 15, 2019 23:28
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Goons Are Great posted:Ghosts are soup, so this would turn out weird Ghost goes into the soup shoe. Ghosts and cobblers go together well |
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Mar 15, 2019 23:35
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pixaal posted:Ghost goes into the soup shoe. Ghosts and cobblers go together well I am not soup. I may be dead but I have feelings. |
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Mar 15, 2019 23:39
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Is cobbler a soup or a bread bowl |
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Mar 15, 2019 23:39
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BrownianMotion posted:me, at a cafe with a slice of blueberry cobbler: "hey baby hows it going?" *a coconut rolls by on the sidewalk, i suddenly duck below the table for a moment and come back up* "what? oh nothing, there was a quarter. you know my favorite thing about blueberries...." "ill have the bahn mi- I mean a reuben! no wait, peachy, come back!!" |
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Mar 15, 2019 23:59
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phantump21 posted:I am NOT soup! I'm made of ectoplasm. I think. Not sure what Phantump are made of. But I'm not soup. Ectoplasm soup.
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Mar 16, 2019 01:33
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Ectoplasm soup. ew no. don't make me into soup. I'm just a kid. |
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Mar 16, 2019 01:37
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BrownianMotion posted:me, at a cafe with a slice of blueberry cobbler: "hey baby hows it going?" *a coconut rolls by on the sidewalk, i suddenly duck below the table for a moment and come back up* "what? oh nothing, there was a quarter. you know my favorite thing about blueberries...." Goons Are Great posted:Ghosts are soup, so this would turn out weird Thanks for reminding me about these threads |
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Mar 16, 2019 01:53
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phantump21 posted:I am not soup. I may be dead but I have feelings. Sorry we decided around Halloween that ghosts were a type of soup. You'll have to wait until the next one to change the category 
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Mar 16, 2019 01:58
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vanisher posted:Is cobbler a soup or a bread bowl A cobbler is a soup in a bread bowl phantump21 posted:I am NOT soup! I'm made of ectoplasm. I think. Not sure what Phantump are made of. But I'm not soup. Ghosts are in fact a soup
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Mar 16, 2019 02:00
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Aren't we all soup, though? Is that bad? AFAIK, I am a robotic soup made of meat.
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Mar 16, 2019 02:03
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Aren't we all soup, though? Is that bad? Where is your bread bowl
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Mar 16, 2019 02:05
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hamjobs posted:Ghosts are in fact a soup
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