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HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

Erebus posted:

I never really imagined I'd have reason to say this sentence, but: Jesus Christ it's just cocaine.

Well, nothing makes a person want to stop taking drugs more than losing their livelihood and reputation, right? Right everyone?

Edit: Shameful snipe tax:

HPanda fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Mar 16, 2019

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mikeycp
Nov 24, 2010

I've changed a lot since I started hanging with Sonic, but I can't depend on him forever. I know I can do this by myself! Okay, Eggman! Bring it on!

derra posted:

There are still games I haven't played, but I would also put 2's story towards the bottom.

overall it just felt really disjointed much of the time. like none of the characters, ryuji especially got fleshed out at all. and for as badass as sayama was supposed to be and people make her out to be we sure do spend a lot of time rescuing her as she's insanely bad at her job

also the final twists are awful

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
So how much punishment did the Rurouni Kenshin guy get into for CP? Because if it isn't even half as sevre as Pierre is getting for a line of coke, then I don't even know what the gently caress to say other than Japan is really going out of its way to prove Judgement's plot point that maybe the Japanese Legal system is kind of loving nuts in how hard it's pressed to give out convictions and severe ones on poo poo like drugs.

mikeycp
Nov 24, 2010

I've changed a lot since I started hanging with Sonic, but I can't depend on him forever. I know I can do this by myself! Okay, Eggman! Bring it on!
a few thousand in fines in exchange for also snitching on other pedos and dealers

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Crabtree posted:

So how much punishment did the Rurouni Kenshin guy get into for CP? Because if it isn't even half as sevre as Pierre is getting for a line of coke, then I don't even know what the gently caress to say other than Japan is really going out of its way to prove Judgement's plot point that maybe the Japanese Legal system is kind of loving nuts in how hard it's pressed to give out convictions and severe ones on poo poo like drugs.

Not so much how hosed the Japanese Legal system is as it is the public perception. Stupid as it is, being a drug addict is seen as worse than having CP material. For Japan, there's a lot of desire to "Hush hush" the negative, for example, there's a law against speaking negatively about a person, whether truthful or not. So if you were to run around going "The Author of Rurouni Kenshin had Child Pornography." You could be sued for a chunk of change or imprisoned.

They have an absurd 0 tolerance on drugs as a culture, so you become unpersoned.To the point they may redub all previous work he's ever been in to erase his presence.

SpaceCommie
Oct 2, 2008

I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism ...

SPACE!



Holy poo poo Tiger Drop ...

:thatsrad:

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Wait I just remembered Judgement has a full English voice dub. Why the hell are they thinking of cancelling the western release of they could just remove the Japanese voice work entirely.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

Wait I just remembered Judgement has a full English voice dub. Why the hell are they thinking of cancelling the western release of they could just remove the Japanese voice work entirely.

Uh, because his face is in it too? Also they're not going to remove the JP VA entirely again after Y1.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

It's not just his voice, like every Yakuza game since like the PS3 it's actually him in the game too.

Vikar Jerome
Nov 26, 2013

I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.
Its not getting canned, have a little faith.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh God expert rotation pool, what are you doing to Kiryu, Haruka? :gonk:

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

It's only been like two years since Yakuza games getting a western release at all stopped being seen as a miracle. I'll stop worrying when the official word is anything other than :shrug:

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Dear Sega please remove Miracle Johnson from Yakuza 0 in the US instead

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

SpaceCommie posted:

Holy poo poo Tiger Drop ...

:thatsrad:

i kept reading about it in the thread and was like "right, ok, it's probably pretty good, maybe it will help with making majima fights go a bit more quickly"

then used it in practice and, well

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress

Steve Yun posted:

Dear Sega please remove Miracle Johnson from Yakuza 0 in the US instead

poo poo talk my boy Miracle one more time and I'll Tiger Drop you myself

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it'd be nice if there were other moves which did an intermediate amount of damage. there's piddly squat (everything else) and then there's the angry voice of god (tiger drop) with nothing in between.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

HebrewMagic posted:

poo poo talk my boy Miracle one more time and I'll Tiger Drop you myself

love to see kiryu engage in sidestories with Johnny Saville, a cigar-chomping shell-suit wearing tv personality

Expect My Mom
Nov 18, 2013

by Smythe
lol at all the secret koreans in kiwami 2

This last reveal is duuuumb

Expect My Mom fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Mar 17, 2019

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Expect My Mom posted:

lol at all the secret koreans kiwami 2

This last reveal is duuuumb

Yeah after a certain point so many twists and revelations keep popping up that it’s hard to stay on board for them

Despite the ending falling flat for me I thought the developing relationship with Kaoru was pretty good for the most part. I liked her struggling with finding out her identity and revelations about their connected past.

Steve Yun fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Mar 17, 2019

Expect My Mom
Nov 18, 2013

by Smythe
Yeah I enjoyed a lot of Kaoru's scenes, the one with her and Kiryu on the roof in Sotenbori was really good. But them just going "man we really failed haruka huh?" and making out while date and haruka fly away is bonkers. like i get they're both deeply lonely people who have found something in each other they've never had before, c'mon Kiryu. i was laughing when the bomb counts down and it went straight to credits

These stories definitely kind of lose something when they become break away from being about broken people trying to find their place in the world and more about organizational hierarchy and control of power. I was kinda checking my phone a good bit in those last twenty minutes, and probably couldn't tell you what the Real Story was there, but Ryuji putting his hand on Kaoru's as the elevator goes down is good, even if its cheesy as hell

but whatever it's yakuza. i'll always like yakuza

Expect My Mom
Nov 18, 2013

by Smythe
now i can finally add my voice to the prayer

release the remasters, sega

Ledgy
Aug 1, 2013

Up against the wall
Everytime I see people discovering Tiger Drop I get sad thinking it's really this busted in Kiwami only. It's not bad elsewhere but it does pityful damage in comparison, its barely stronger than a finisher in the ps3 games and really hard to pull off in the dragon engine imo

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Ledgy posted:

Everytime I see people discovering Tiger Drop I get sad thinking it's really this busted in Kiwami only. It's not bad elsewhere but it does pityful damage in comparison, its barely stronger than a finisher in the ps3 games and really hard to pull off in the dragon engine imo

I remember using it on 5's final boss and taking out entire health bars (of which there were, like, a dozen)

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
When I was living in Tokyo it was literally easier to get shrooms than weed because weed is so much harder to "hide in plain sight"

derra
Dec 29, 2012

Wrex Ruckus posted:

I remember using it on 5's final boss and taking out entire health bars (of which there were, like, a dozen)

Yeah Tiger Drop was incredibly powerful in 5 and you can get it almost immediately upon starting the game.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
5 is probably where Kiryu peaks it’s insane how strong you get in that game

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I can get people thinking Y2 has too many twists but after Y4 and Y5 it comes across as the tightest most economical plot ever

Vikar Jerome
Nov 26, 2013

I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.

Feels Villeneuve posted:

I can get people thinking Y2 has too many twists but after Y4 and Y5 it comes across as the tightest most economical plot ever

yeah exactly lol. i think 5 was okay twist wise. but holy poo poo 4 takes the cake.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Y4's ending of well nobody knows what the gently caress is going on so let's just put a bunch of money on a tower and beat up whoever shows up is the dumbest thing in the series, and also good.

Expect My Mom
Nov 18, 2013

by Smythe
Yeah 2's actually pretty measured in doling out it's twists, the problem is that it's one twist is that everybody is secretly Korean with their own revenge plot and i got bored of that

Expect My Mom
Nov 18, 2013

by Smythe
that moment when you're making out next to a giant bomb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Twv8I4ve8U

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Y4 was also the game where a significant plot point resolved around Akiyama keeping Literally 100 Billion Yen in an unlocked room in his office in a crime-ridden part of Tokyo because he didn't like banks

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

kirbysuperstar posted:

Uh, because his face is in it too? Also they're not going to remove the JP VA entirely again after Y1.

As noted, it really depends on if he's in the pre-rendered cutscenes, and if so, how many. If he's only really in like one or two short scenes, and it's in-engine the rest of the time, they can just do a minor model swap like they're doing for Y4 and redub the lines. If he's a major character then it gets more tricky, because it could make the whole thing more expensive than it's worth, and then Sega have to decide whether they want to leave him in the western release because his crime isn't that big a deal here (and also, it's not like Disney made a totally different version of Infinity War without Iron Man for Japan, so they are definitely aware it's not as much of a thing overseas)

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

It's like an evolution of keeping your money under your mattress, only with more money and angry Japanese people than normal.

Expect My Mom
Nov 18, 2013

by Smythe
for reference, taki's character seems to be a major player in the game, being both the suspect in your first real case, and the captain of your partner when he was in the yakuza and there's still animosity between them, with taki's character asking you to pass on a sort of threat to him

so taking out Traces of Taki is Tricky

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Gaz-L posted:

As noted, it really depends on if he's in the pre-rendered cutscenes, and if so, how many. If he's only really in like one or two short scenes, and it's in-engine the rest of the time, they can just do a minor model swap like they're doing for Y4 and redub the lines. If he's a major character then it gets more tricky, because it could make the whole thing more expensive than it's worth, and then Sega have to decide whether they want to leave him in the western release because his crime isn't that big a deal here (and also, it's not like Disney made a totally different version of Infinity War without Iron Man for Japan, so they are definitely aware it's not as much of a thing overseas)

Kinda depends if he did the motion capture for his character too, that performance might also have to be replaced if they wanna scrub him entirely

It’s a real poo poo show

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Just add this screen to the bootup except make it say cocaine instead

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

Erebus posted:

Just add this screen to the bootup except make it say cocaine instead



Cocaine is art.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I've grown tired of waiting for remaster announcements and tracked down a PS3 copy of Yakuza 3 to continue my trip through these wonderful punch games

Not really missing the cut content so far, to be honest, even though they practically left bleeding stumps all over the place in the form of conspicuously functionless buildings and areas.

They still called Kazama Fuma in this translation, still haven't got used to that.

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Vikar Jerome
Nov 26, 2013

I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.

My Lovely Horse posted:

I've grown tired of waiting for remaster announcements and tracked down a PS3 copy of Yakuza 3 to continue my trip through these wonderful punch games

Not really missing the cut content so far, to be honest, even though they practically left bleeding stumps all over the place in the form of conspicuously functionless buildings and areas.

They still called Kazama Fuma in this translation, still haven't got used to that.

goes back to kazama for 4, so theres that to look forward to.

3 has some killer kamo fight music tho. tbf to the cut content (lol what am i saying cutting is evil) they only cut 50 or so out of 150 all together, still a poo poo load to do.

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