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morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


and a monster hard on for crashing planes

edit: :sicknasty:

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Abolish CBP

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

Also guys, that Tom Ford tweet is fake and did not happen hth

edit: https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/3/19/18272714/tom-ford-melania-trump-fake-quote

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

lmao gently caress you mittens

the only heroic and honorable part of john mccain was the glioblastoma

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Hey remember when The Kush was gonna solve the Middle East and bring peace to the region? Get a load of his Brain Genius plan to accomplish that.

https://twitter.com/AmySpiro/status/1108058437261365249
:stare:

FMguru fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Mar 20, 2019

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1108147024485122053?s=19

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

FMguru posted:

Hey remember when The Kush was gonna solve the Middle East and bring peace to the region? Get a load of his Brain Genius plan to accomplish that.

https://twitter.com/AmySpiro/status/1108058437261365249
:stare:

Kush's grand plan was a Legend of Zelda trading quest.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Somebody posted a John Candy tribute on facebook, and now I'm sad he never lived to play Dotard in a movie.

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005


all this guy loving does is watch fox news when he's not on camera.

sometimes golf.

moostaffa
Apr 2, 2008

People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.

FMguru posted:

Hey remember when The Kush was gonna solve the Middle East and bring peace to the region? Get a load of his Brain Genius plan to accomplish that.

https://twitter.com/AmySpiro/status/1108058437261365249
:stare:

Ponzi diplomacy

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

SHARIA LAW SCHOOL posted:

all this guy loving does is watch fox news when he's not on camera.

sometimes golf.

everything he actually does is loving retarded so it's better for all of us when he just sits around shidding his pannies and tweeting fox news propaganda

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Digirat posted:

everything he actually does is loving retarded so it's better for all of us when he just sits around shidding his pannies and tweeting fox news propaganda

If he figures out he can watch fox new live on his phone while on the golf course the presidency would be effectively empty.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


TontoCorazon posted:

If he figures out he can watch fox new live on his phone while on the golf course the presidency would be effectively empty.

What are you talking about dude? Sometimes it rains.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/qanon76/status/1108148289160052736?s=19

Teik
Mar 2, 2019

by FactsAreUseless

Yeah why does this retarded piece of poo poo trash human keep doing this stuff

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Teik posted:

Yeah why does this retarded piece of poo poo trash human keep doing this stuff

Person missing face: WHY DID THAT LEOPARD DO THAT!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I think that the President of the United SA should get bent

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Splatmaster posted:

Person missing face: WHY DID THAT LEOPARD DO THAT!

Man opening newest leopard cage in long series of leopard cages: "Surely this time."

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

What will Kushner do if those Red Sea islands only spawn at night when it rains?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Narrator: he literally couldn’t

Heffer
May 1, 2003


Why do chuds think this is what patriotism looks like. Like, they'd go ape poo poo if he came out in a stars and stripes tank top

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/Lrihendry/status/1108159238931656706?s=19

'rear end' (grapes) Remember Sailor! We

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Heffer posted:

Why do chuds think this is what patriotism looks like. Like, they'd go ape poo poo if he came out in a stars and stripes tank top

What kills me is that the same people furiously screaming that not standing for the national anthem is disrespecting the flag cheer with joy when Donald Trump molests it inappropriately like that.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

I don't know how it's possible, but I honestly think Junior is way more odious than ol' Two Scoops

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1108187855954870272
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1108190837257764864


https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/266038556504494082

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
hating absolutely everything and thinking about starting a tire fire to speed up climate change.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Always a tweet. How does the_donald reconcile this?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

I used to think the 100 meters was stupid. And then I heard about the marathon.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

coup

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I'm surprised trump hasn't literally tweeted subscribe to pewdiepie.

I guess I'll have to settle for the be strong and prosper and 1488s

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

old beast lunatic posted:

hating absolutely everything and thinking about starting a tire fire to speed up climate change.

meh, texas has you covered

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

old beast lunatic posted:

hating absolutely everything and thinking about starting a tire fire to speed up climate change.

Arkansas or Alabama has a toxic garbage dump that's been on fire for 7 or 8 months now

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
the president of the united states live tweets his internal monologue of grievances like a spoiled teenage girl, and not once or twice but all the time. he's seriously the president lol. holy poo poo america.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Ayn Randi posted:

the president of the united states live tweets his internal monologue of grievances like a spoiled teenage girl, and not once or twice but all the time. he's seriously the president lol. holy poo poo america.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1107686520159375360

MC Hawking
Apr 27, 2004

by VideoGames
Fun Shoe

old beast lunatic posted:

hating absolutely everything and thinking about starting a tire fire to speed up climate change.

https://youtu.be/ejorQVy3m8E

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/jkbjournalist/status/1108175905514496001

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

More

quote:

Jerome Kunkel told the station that he's upset over the health department's decision, especially because it affects his basketball season.

"The fact that I can't finish my senior year of basketball, like our last couple games is pretty devastating. I mean You go through four years of high school, playing basketball, but you look forward to your senior year," he said.



What the gently caress even is 'school' in the US? Oh man, so sad I can't get my diploma in fuckin' hoops.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
https://twitter.com/abbycohenwl/status/892635333749202944

Teik
Mar 2, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
Ah yes, why would we want the places where people are objectively smarter, healthier, better educated, better with money, more environmentally understanding and accepting of others running the country instead of the wonderful people who live in Harrisburg, Oregon

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Read this. President dotard supports child rapists. Literally and puts them in positions of power

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