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Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord
This girls PAX dream just came true

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
"We delayed BL3 until we could get a Randy 3"

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

Randy Pitchford belongs in jail

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

StabMasterArson posted:

Randy Pitchford belongs in jail

which one

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Randy is like a kid who did his homework on the bus to school right now

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


StabMasterArson posted:

Randy Pitchford belongs in jail

So pretty much like any other ceo?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


kidcoelacanth posted:

The presentation is loving bizarre

This wasn’t rehearsed at loving all

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:
I'll take this bizarre freestyle performance over a boilerplate E3 snoozefest.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Oh I get it, He just realized Risk of Rain 2 is here and Tencent told him to gently caress off right before the presentation so he's absolutely hosed.

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

This wasn’t rehearsed at loving all

I feel like Randy just found out there's a board game while on stage.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

StabMasterArson posted:

Randy Pitchford belongs in jail

under the jail

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

Ulio posted:

So pretty much like any other ceo?

Nah just the overtly forward conmen and theives who have never made a competent product such as Randy

Chomposaur
Feb 28, 2010




I'm happy to be here for the launch of Randy Pitchford's How It's Played. I have a few notes tho

Also what did they do with that lady

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

kidcoelacanth posted:

This better not be a magic trick randy

whoops

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
The longest thing in this presentation is a loving card trick.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

i am in awe at how bad this is

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

The card better be in the present

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I am really uncomfortable

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

This presentation is super loving horrible.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Judge Tesla posted:

I'll take this bizarre freestyle performance over a boilerplate E3 snoozefest.

same

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
He has absolutely nothing for this and the only way it could be topped if he's arrested mid presentation.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:
So can I do card tricks in Borderlands 3

Snapes N Snapes
Sep 6, 2010

Why is he conflating being an untalented hack with being a magician?

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Finally the successor to the vaunted Konami press conference

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Snapes N Snapes posted:

Why is he conflating being an untalented hack with being a magician?

It's magic how bad he is at this

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Snapes N Snapes posted:

Why is he conflating being an untalented hack with being a magician?

Cocaine.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Is he waiting till the last minute to just whisper EPIC EXCLUSIVE and just run the gently caress to his car and drive away to mexico?

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

tfw you get an hour block for 15 minutes worth of content

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

yo this poo poo sucks really bad.

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


kidcoelacanth posted:

i am in awe at how bad this is

its so bad that its good

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I've been disappointed with how stilted E3 conferences have become so I'm loving this poo poo.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

big nipples big life posted:

yo this poo poo sucks really bad.

Mazz
Dec 12, 2012

Orion, this is Sperglord Actual.
Come on home.
this is still going on

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

Psychedelicatessen posted:

The card better be in the present

i'm the true master of magic tricks

MagusDraco
Nov 11, 2011

even speedwagon was trolled
it never ends.

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


MagusDraco posted:

it never ends.

Randy making a BL3 announcement awful, impressive.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Randy Pitchford always looks sweaty and nervous as gently caress like he'd strung out on coke so this is a gift, just max Pitchford poo poo

Ashtarath
Oct 11, 2012


I WOULD RATHER NOT DO THIS AT ALL

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

At first you think "it'll all be worth it for Borderlands 3" then you realize borderlands 3 is being headed up by the guy running this poo poo show.

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Introducing: people who rehearsed

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