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Apocalypse?
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conquest 212 19.26%
war 244 22.16%
famine 353 32.06%
death 292 26.52%
Total: 733 votes
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BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
i sent an email to my boss on Friday that I have a feeling will be misconstrued and now that it's Monday I'm getting anxious for her response




the subject line said ed balls

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OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Unplanned made 6.1 million bucks and got an A+ because hardcore christians will watch literally anything that goes with their ideals and were giving it A+ scores before it even opened

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

BAE OF PIGS posted:

i sent an email to my boss on Friday that I have a feeling will be misconstrued and now that it's Monday I'm getting anxious for her response




the subject line said ed balls

send a pre emptive clarificatoin email that says "no you see we post ed balls when there is a new page, or sometimes as a response if someone says 'trump doctor sex cake'"

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Reminder that one of the most popular modern christian films ends with an athiest teacher getting hit by a bus and then dying in fear of hell and this is shown as a good thing

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






OldTennisCourt posted:

Unplanned made 6.1 million bucks and got an A+ because hardcore christians will watch literally anything that goes with their ideals and were giving it A+ scores before it even opened

Yea I checked and cinemascore is just based on audience feedback and you know anyone who goes to see that piece of poo poo is giving it an A+

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

BAE OF PIGS posted:

i sent an email to my boss on Friday that I have a feeling will be misconstrued and now that it's Monday I'm getting anxious for her response




the subject line said ed balls

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i heard some states make u have a burial for ur aborted fetus & that is hosed up....conservative xtians are bad and u should hurl paint @ them if u see them protesting during their 40 days push

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit


https://mobile.twitter.com/RightTexasMom/status/1112551344345362432

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1111616267046268929

:mood:

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1111691994521395201

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
TRUMP: former hero, Bob Mueller, no longer exists!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1112687993528217602

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Victory Position posted:

welcome to the watering hole. care to wet your whistle?


Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Monday already?

good thing that Bob Mueller is not real!

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

Hot Karl Marx posted:

lol that that guys bathroom has become a new groverhaus

ya it owns

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Joementum posted:

TRUMP: former hero, Bob Mueller, no longer exists!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1112687993528217602

Pre witch hunt phase: "oh gently caress old people suck"

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Joementum posted:

TRUMP: former hero, Bob Mueller, no longer exists!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1112687993528217602

Yeah, I'm trying to simplify things, so I'm going back to the pre-witch hunt phase of my life. Things are cool, man.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Hot Karl Marx posted:

no work today so im gonna wake and bake off my mega weed and die instantly

:350: :hellyeah: :350:

BAE OF PIGS posted:

i sent an email to my boss on Friday that I have a feeling will be misconstrued and now that it's Monday I'm getting anxious for her response




the subject line said ed balls

:perfect:

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
waffle fries or curly fries?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
This is day 802 of Trump.

There are 2120 days of Trump left.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

OldTennisCourt posted:

waffle fries or curly fries?

Waffle

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

the gently caress is a cinemascore

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
https://twitter.com/Mikelennial/status/1112433033246842880

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Dewgy posted:

the gently caress is a cinemascore

it's a faith-based film rating

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Dewgy posted:

the gently caress is a cinemascore

How jesusy it is.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Imagine braying on and saying your lovely movie getting 4th place is proof that all americans are pro life

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

Joementum posted:

TRUMP: former hero, Bob Mueller, no longer exists!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1112687993528217602

he can't be making this poo poo up on his own - who told him this?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

OldTennisCourt posted:

waffle fries or curly fries?

unseasoned steak fries

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

a.lo posted:

unseasoned steak fries

I change my answer to this

I live in Idaho so thoughts on fries are fact

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Mustached Demon posted:

How jesusy it is.

ironic that they say it’s highly coveted, thought there were rules against that

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Joementum posted:

TRUMP: former hero, Bob Mueller, no longer exists!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1112687993528217602

We've already forgotten sailor, now Mueller :negative:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

OldTennisCourt posted:

waffle fries or curly fries?


also acceptable:

a.lo posted:

unseasoned steak fries

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos
TRUMP

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1112689440303009794

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

OldTennisCourt posted:

waffle fries or curly fries?

Yes

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Dewgy posted:

ironic that they say it’s highly coveted, thought there were rules against that

the gently caress you going on about? this is MERICA where wealth, power, and the white patriarchy are as close to jeezus as you can get here on earf.

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/1112394511462907904


Hagedorn is militantly anti-gay and supports schools that don't allow gay students, teachers, or children of gay parents.

quote:

"I don't ask, 'Is this law fair or is it not fair?' I don't ask, 'Who's the big guy or the little guy?'
https://www.wuwm.com/post/meet-wisconsin-supreme-court-candidates#stream/0

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Samurai Sanders posted:

Drinking Iichiko, but it's not morning.

I think the "wa" in Reiwa is the bubble age Showa assholes final hurrah as the country slips away from them finally.

I don't understand any of this. I need a diagram.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Good mooooooooooorning President Chungus!

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos

rear end cobra posted:

This is day 802 of Donald "To the victor belong the spoils" Trump.

There are 2120 days of Donald "To the victor belong the spoils" Trump left.

hosed up if true

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
This is lovely news:

https://twitter.com/PantsDonut/status/1112690903188148224

The CWHL has been on its last legs for a while - I mean, Markham has a team, so you know there's a problem.

Three legit franchises, the Calgary Inferno, Montreal Les Canadiennes, and the Toronto Furies are without a home now, hoping the NWHL picks them up.

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