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Her misspeaking means she doesn't know poo poo! Trump misspeaking means nothing! He's just misspeaking! ORANGES IS THE SAME AS ORIGINS! NO, IT DOESN'T MEAN HE HAS ALZHEIMER'S! No! You misspoke. gently caress YOU - a very intelligent MAGA CHUD
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Enjoy your cancer I guess. 
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Syrian Lannister posted:Definitely stay away from veterans
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I would encourage whoever created that meme or those that feel so inspired to pick up a pack to really stick it to that lib by smoking three packs a day of unfiltered Chesterfields, preferably while working with asbestos. Climate change and mesothelioma are two of the biggest hoaxes perpetuated by the radical left!
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You find some goddamn chesterfield king nonfilters, you better point me in the direction of a carton that isn't a decade old and dry as a eucharist cracker. Until then, I'll stick to my pall mall nonfilter, tyvm.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:You find some goddamn chesterfield king nonfilters, you better point me in the direction of a carton that isn't a decade old and dry as a eucharist cracker. Until then, I'll stick to my pall mall nonfilter, tyvm. 
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but seriously im glad my pack a day habit is well behind me
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Ehhh, gotta die of something, and I don't want to be around for the dementia days my family seeps into with age.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Ehhh, gotta die of something, and I don't want to be around for the dementia days my family seeps into with age. Chemo treatments are no picnic.
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Smoking makes you impotent as well btw
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Don't want kids anyhow, sterility is just a bonus.
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Please call me when you beat the odds and have to shake your money maker until 100
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I don't plan to see 70, that's my walk off into the woods finish line, assuming I'm still mentally sound. Probably be some poo poo like a stroke that gets me.
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As I understand it, no matter how good or bad your habits are, the strongest indicator of lifespan is still the ages your parents died. So after 2045 it's all on you, suckers.
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I'm gonna be the early adopter on the robot body and then fire the first shots of the synth - human civil war
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My family history is a mixed bag of aneurysms, cancers, both Wilford Brimleys, and random outliers. Had a great uncle of some variety, two pack a day smoker, died in his recliner around 87. And there was an uncle on the other side of the tree that went at like, 45, from a heart attack. Managed to park his cherry 87 monte carlo at a gas station before croaking in the driver seat. The smokers do eventually develop emphysema, I expect it to roll in around 60, seems the common age. In 2045 I'd be 63.
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Dad is closing in on 80 and still rides his bicycle daily. Hopefully he lives for another 20 years!
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Deathy McDeath posted:Dad is closing in on 80 and still rides his bicycle daily. Hopefully he lives for another 20 years!  go get em, deathy's dad
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Lol no man In my family has lived past 60 on either side as far back as anyone can find out.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Ehhh, gotta die of something, and I don't want to be around for the dementia days my family seeps into with age. Nicotine is a cognitive enhancer though
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It's like...I want to make a Metal Gear joke but the photo makes it without words. Drebin, Old Snake, and the Colonel discuss proliferation on Fox
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Suicide Watch posted:Nicotine is a cognitive enhancer though Guess I’m hosed when I quit smoking cause I don’t have a lot of ground to lose.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Ehhh, gotta die of something, and I don't want to be around for the dementia days my family seeps into with age. Yeah, COPD and throat cancer are much more pleasant. Edit: "I'll probably die at the same age my dad and grandpa did" is what made Mickey Mantle's late life so bad. Dude didn't expect to make it out of his 30s so he loving LIVED like it. Until one day he realized he beat them both by 20 years and things were starting to feel iffy.
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The first time it really sunk in to me just how young my mum was when she died was when my sister casually mentioned in a conversation that I was actually older now than she ever was. hosed my head up for a long time.
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Godholio posted:Yeah, COPD and throat cancer are much more pleasant. I expect COPD on my journey to emphysema. Probably already have it, between 20+ years of cigarettes and 12+ years of weed. I actually just talked with my uncle the other night about life expectancy and the like. People in my family go downhill fast after 70. He gets to watch all his fellow farmers suffer the misery and misfortunes that come with age, with a closer view of the finish line than me. He's not freeballing it without kids like me though, but his are out of college and married. And while he doesn't get my logic, dude still understands I'm gonna be my own brand of crazy. What's the old line, live hard and leave an ugly corpse?
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:From my chud FB feed: FYI, that amendment was introduced in 1944, but only ratified in 1947. But facts have a well-known liberal bias.
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mllaneza posted:FYI, that amendment was introduced in 1944, but only ratified in 1947. But facts have a well-known liberal bias. Facts? It was introduced in 1947, ratified in 1951. Edit: It was obviously a response to FDR's success (and a high priority when the GOP took control of both houses in the '46 election), but it wasn't to keep FDR out of office. Durr. I don't know what AOC actually said, but at most it was a misspeak.
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Godholio posted:Facts? But when AOC misspeaks it reveals she's an idiot! When Trump misspeaks and lies literally 8,000 times it doesn't count!
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My Team Good, Their team Bad. Monday night football ruined America.
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