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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Haha fantastic :)

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JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Goes into the "5ever" folder

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

tangy yet delightful posted:

You know who else has been a penis haver for 30 years?



your mother
:smuggo:

Don't kink shame

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
It's awfully rich of them calling others weebs given that games are essentially "Kingdom Hearts but with Nintendo characters"

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

freeedr posted:

Will you two just gently caress already

Haha, jokes on you, that was a puppet account, haha

Wait.

wait

USER, BANNED, YOU KNOW THE JOKE

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


a terrible piece of Daria fan-fiction posted:

David was amazed at his erection.

"Am I going to hurt you with this?," he asked.

"Not if you penetrate slowly," Daria said.

David grabbed the condoms he got from school, which he had put in the top drawer of his dresser. He put one on. He then got on top of Daria and French kissed her again. He then positioned himself for penetration. He tried to introduce himself slowly so that not too much pain and bleeding would result.

"Is it in?," he asked.

"You're not trying hard enough," Daria said. He tried again. He heard a soft snap, then he easily entered Daria.


a soft snap :shepface:

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Hihohe posted:

Anyway can I get extra mayo on my mc double, please?

The McDouble doesn't come with mayo, but the McChicken does.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

It was his dick breaking against the hymen

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Aw man, why’d you have to make me think about Daria getting penetrated at 5:50 in the morning?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



vyelkin posted:

I mean the hard G in graphics isn't a great argument because, for example, you probably pronounce the word laser as "lazer" even though the S stands for "stimulated"

Turns out both sides are wrong, it's pronounced "yiff"

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
It's like when you open a bottle of Snapple.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

mysterious frankie posted:

Aw man, why’d you have to make me think about Daria getting penetrated at 5:50 in the morning?

Way to admit you've read that whole story, it doesn't say what time she was being penetrated anywhere in there.

AstroWhale
Mar 28, 2009

WOW
BOB
WOW

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Way to admit you've read that whole story, it doesn't say what time she was being penetrated anywhere in there.

Aw man

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

mysterious frankie posted:

Aw man, why’d you have to make me think about Daria getting penetrated at 5:50 in the morning?

Thanks to the power of time zones, I too read that & thought about Daria penetration at 5:50AM.

BillyC
Feb 19, 2013

everythin' under heaven is in utter chaos, cloud


Bread Liar

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




bike tory posted:

Spoiler this pls

It's been a long time, you should be caught up on Tofu Chan by now

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


That is clearly a zucchini

:goonsay:

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Zereth posted:


Turns out both sides are wrong, it's pronounced "yiff"
*reads old english f as s*

Aww yiss

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1115674026628636673?s=19

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

I just learned what it's about!



DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Only relevant to NY, NJ, VT, PA and Western MA goons:

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



DrBouvenstein posted:

Only relevant to NY, NJ, VT, PA and Western MA goons:



IUG
Jul 14, 2007


DrBouvenstein posted:

Only relevant to NY, NJ, VT, PA and Western MA goons:



As someone who is a vender to that store, this took me off guard.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 16:01 on Apr 10, 2019

BillyC
Feb 19, 2013

everythin' under heaven is in utter chaos, cloud


Bread Liar

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

JcDent posted:

I just learned what it's about!





The tweet that started the whole thing, by the way



I'm sure those 2000 replies are full of people being supportive of their fellow gamer.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
cheating at games rules, only idiots who can't get them to work get mad about it.

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Thanks to the power of time zones, I too read that & thought about Daria penetration at 5:50AM.

If it helps, it's no better at 4.50PM.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Thanks to the power of time zones, I too read that & thought about Daria penetration at 5:50AM.

Solidarity.

But maybe not too much eye contact.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


It's kind of funny (but not really) because there's people saying this on almost every glitched speedrun video in existence. "oh you cheated, you didn't actually beat the game this is worthless".

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
[BUILDS SPEED FOR 12 HOURS]

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm seriously worried pannenkoek will one day lose interest in mario world and gain interest in our world. He will walk through firewalls and bank security networks like he's the goddamned eschaton

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Garrand posted:

It's kind of funny (but not really) because there's people saying this on almost every glitched speedrun video in existence. "oh you cheated, you didn't actually beat the game this is worthless".

and they're right.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

gently caress you sega dont ever cheatshame me

Oddhair
Mar 21, 2004

I don't know, I went through Ocarina of Time with a guide and it did cheapen my game somewhat but on the flip side that game is amazing and I was an adult so it was still fun, just maybe less fun overall. That being said, getting the Biggoron sword is worth it and makes the rest of the game easier. I also used the wiki extensively to play Demon's Souls but to be fair that world tendency mechanic is barely explained so it felt more justified and you still got to do the actual playing of the game/duping of materials/ etc. if you want to beat that poo poo. Sekiro is a kid's game compared to any other Souls game, sayeth Oddhair, guy who can't beat Bloodborne or DS2 but loves 1 and 3.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Last Chance posted:

and they're right.

Well yes but playing video games is pretty much worthless in general

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