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Ummm.... Taiwan doctor finds four sweat bees living inside woman's eye My eyes sting.
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Apr 10, 2019 18:10
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Bonster posted:Ummm.... I'm sorry but sweat bees? Nature should stop making insects.
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Apr 10, 2019 18:30
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80kgs of watery human flashing into steam in your crucible probably is not good times at the foundry. Not like they're gonna dig the body out and perform an autopsy at that point so as a body disposal method it works. Unless the smell tips the workers off and they find it pre-crucible maybe?
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Apr 10, 2019 18:41
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dovetaile posted:I'm sorry but sweat bees? Nature should stop making insects. Look sometimes God just gets in one of those moods and just starts spamming weird new variations. Sweat Bees Laser Cats Magma Wolves
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Apr 10, 2019 18:50
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dovetaile posted:I'm sorry but sweat bees? Nature should stop making insects. Needs some sweet bees instead. That would have been much better.
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Apr 10, 2019 18:59
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christmas boots posted:Look sometimes God just gets in one of those moods and just starts spamming weird new variations. Those sound like either really good or really bad 80's metal groups.
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Apr 10, 2019 19:00
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Aleph Null posted:Needs some sweet bees instead. That would have been much better. that's honey bees, beavis
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Apr 10, 2019 19:51
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Those sweat bees need to be renamed cuck bees and nourished entirely on liberal tears. You could sell them as pets for chuds at a huge markup.
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Apr 10, 2019 20:17
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"I never thought sweat bees would sting my eyes" says the woman who bought pet bees to own the libs 
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Apr 10, 2019 21:09
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christmas boots posted:Look sometimes God just gets in one of those moods and just starts spamming weird new variations. They sound like starting area enemies in a really uninspired Diablo clone and then by the time you make it to the lava level they've turned into Legendary Sweat Bees that crawl into your eyes
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Apr 10, 2019 21:32
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Phlegmish posted:They sound like starting area enemies in a really uninspired Diablo clone and then by the time you make it to the lava level they've turned into Legendary Sweat Bees that crawl into your eyes Corrupted Legendary Hellforged Magma Wolves
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Apr 10, 2019 23:08
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christmas boots posted:Corrupted Legendary Hellforged Magma Wolves had like seven of them fuckers land right in my eye, once. went through most of a bottle of eye drops in like ten minutes before I thought to direct their attention to a brightly colored tennis ball nearby
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Apr 10, 2019 23:18
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Sweat bees? In my eye?
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Apr 11, 2019 00:00
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InediblePenguin posted:Sprangler, who also bought the SweetHearts and Canada Mints rights and equipment. It was weird not having SweetHearts on Valentine’s Day this year. I’m glad they’re coming back! Necco Wafers and Canada Mints, whatever. Chalky.
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Apr 11, 2019 00:04
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:Sweat bees? In my eye? It's more likely than you think.
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Apr 11, 2019 00:25
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AlbieQuirky posted:It was weird not having SweetHearts on Valentine’s Day this year. I’m glad they’re coming back! Are you saying sweethearts aren't chalky?!
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Apr 11, 2019 00:49
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Brawnfire posted:Are you saying sweethearts aren't chalky?! Yes, but they say ridiculous poo poo like TEXT ME and HOT BABY on them.
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Apr 11, 2019 01:32
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SweeTarts are still the superior chalky candy choice. Well, those or an entire bag of Smarties.
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Apr 11, 2019 01:40
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Necco wafers are good.
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Apr 11, 2019 02:25
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The most unnerving part is all these lovely candy opinions.
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Apr 11, 2019 04:43
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GelatinSkeleton posted:Necco wafers are good. Who hurt you, GelatinSkeleton?
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Apr 11, 2019 04:55
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GelatinSkeleton posted:Necco wafers are good. Seconded. Also those raspberry/blackberry gumdops with the hard candy outside.
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Apr 11, 2019 05:00
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Azathoth posted:Who hurt you, GelatinSkeleton? presumably whoever turned their skeleton into gelatin
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Apr 11, 2019 05:04
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Doctor_Acula posted:Seconded. Oh my God those and french peanuts are my favorite.
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Apr 11, 2019 05:05
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Doctor_Acula posted:Seconded. holy poo poo i love those things
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Apr 11, 2019 08:54
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dovetaile posted:I'm sorry but sweat bees? Nature should stop making insects. It's alright, we're doing it for 'em.
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Apr 11, 2019 10:37
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christmas boots posted:Look sometimes God just gets in one of those moods and just starts spamming weird new variations. These are all also Space Marine chapters in 40k
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Apr 11, 2019 11:07
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I thought of battletech clans first myself 
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Apr 11, 2019 11:13
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I'd never experienced sweatbees until a few years ago and they're the least annoying flying insect until they shack up in your tear ducts or whatever. They're just kinda tingly. Compare with, like, horseflies; flies aren't supposed to hurt, but they sure as gently caress do.
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Apr 11, 2019 12:29
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Horseflies are goddamn terrifying.
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Apr 11, 2019 12:33
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GelatinSkeleton posted:Necco wafers are good. Agreed, jelly ones... I'm especially fond of the chocolate ones. Yeah, that's right everybody. aphid_licker posted:Horseflies are goddamn terrifying. There is an entire summer of swim camp I literally cannot remember because the only thing that stands out in my mind was the giant horsefly that lived in the dressing room shack and would land on me. Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 13:45 on Apr 11, 2019 |
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Apr 11, 2019 13:17
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aphid_licker posted:Horseflies are goddamn terrifying. I've considered moving to Greenland just so I wouldn't have to encounter these things ever again.
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Apr 11, 2019 13:33
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When I was a kid I was down the shore with a friend of mine's family who had rented a beach house. There was an outdoor shower so you could get rid of all of the sand, but it also came in handy if you just needed a quick shower. So I was showering outside and a horsefly started buzzing around my junk and I ended up punching myself in the nuts trying to shoo it away. I hate horseflies.
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Apr 11, 2019 14:04
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AFewBricksShy posted:When I was a kid I was down the shore with a friend of mine's family who had rented a beach house. There was an outdoor shower so you could get rid of all of the sand, but it also came in handy if you just needed a quick shower. Unforced error. Can’t attribute this to the horsefly.
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Apr 11, 2019 14:56
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Unforced error. Can’t attribute this to the horsefly. Watch me!
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Apr 11, 2019 14:59
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AFewBricksShy posted:When I was a kid I was down the shore with a friend of mine's family who had rented a beach house. There was an outdoor shower so you could get rid of all of the sand, but it also came in handy if you just needed a quick shower. something similar happened to me once, when i was day drinking one happy summer and pissing in my yard and then a giant asian hornet which had another bee in its mouth, that it was eating landed on my shorts an inch from my penis. i screamed and slapped myself in the dick + balls and got piss all over my hand. the bee just flew away unfazed
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Apr 11, 2019 14:59
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luxury handset posted:something similar happened to me once, when i was day drinking one happy summer and pissing in my yard and then a giant asian hornet which had another bee in its mouth, that it was eating landed on my shorts an inch from my penis. i screamed and slapped myself in the dick + balls and got piss all over my hand. the bee just flew away unfazed You must’ve pissed him off
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Apr 11, 2019 15:03
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Solice Kirsk posted:I've considered moving to Greenland just so I wouldn't have to encounter these things ever again. If you can handle a whole lot of flat terrain and conservative white people, I highly recommend it.
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Apr 11, 2019 15:45
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luxury handset posted:something similar happened to me once, when i was day drinking one happy summer and pissing in my yard and then a giant asian hornet which had another bee in its mouth, that it was eating landed on my shorts an inch from my penis. i screamed and slapped myself in the dick + balls and got piss all over my hand. the bee just flew away unfazed No one ever really talks about it but most insects would probably have a hard time passing the dining portion of etiquette school
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Apr 11, 2019 17:06
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Just came across this again. I can never decide if it depressing, hilarious, or just pathetic. https://genius.com/David-foster-wallace-big-red-son-annotated#note-1985826
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