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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

wearing suit jorts is dumb but they let the women presenters dress like peacocks so its whatever.

getting yelled at over it because immortal wrestling liche vince mcmahon might not like it is pure garbo.

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Vince is a piece of poo poo who can’t die fast enough

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Cole surely could have pulled pat aside and said what he thought needed to be said in a normal manner but no its cool he screamed at him because its normal... In the toxic wwe environment.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Vince's eternal demand that everyone wear suits and push a classy image while he puts SNL guys getting molested by the NWO on the biggest show of the year will never not be funny unless you think about it then it seems really hosed up.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
WrestleMania always starts with this ultra pretentious video package and has Cole talk about the SPLENDOR AND THE PRESTIGE OF THE SHOWCASE OF THE IMMORTALS. Then they just do seventeen hours of stupid poo poo with like one good match where the wrestlers rise above the horrible writing. And they're getting mad at a dude for wearing jorts.

It's kind of loving sad.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



VJeff posted:

WrestleMania always starts with this ultra pretentious video package and has Cole talk about the SPLENDOR AND THE PRESTIGE OF THE SHOWCASE OF THE IMMORTALS. Then they just do seventeen hours of stupid poo poo with like one good match where the wrestlers rise above the horrible writing. And they're getting mad at a dude for wearing jorts.

It's kind of loving sad.

Wrestlemania would be a good 4 hour show thats stretched to 7

they really need to cut the get everyone on the card crap so we have 18 matches to fit in and then your main events are always flat as everyone is super burnt out.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


The Croc posted:

Wrestlemania would be a good 4 hour show thats stretched to 7

I don't think Wrestlemania would be good if it only had a Triple H match

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Andrast posted:

I don't think Wrestlemania would be good if it only had a Triple H match

We may be putting your prediction to the test next year at pirate mania.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

jesus WEP posted:

Vince is a piece of poo poo who can’t die fast enough

Thats somebody's father, grandfather

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Midnightghoul posted:

Thats somebody's father, grandfather
oh no stephanie might be sad how awful

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Midnightghoul posted:

Thats somebody's father, grandfather

They have an awful father, grandfather

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Midnightghoul posted:

Thats somebody's father, grandfather

Like his kids are not rooting for his death do they can own the company

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I also personally hope his kids die too, fwiw

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


NienNunb posted:

I also personally hope his kids die too, fwiw

If you want the family to suffer you should hope that Shane lives and takes over the company. He'll drive it into the grave in a couple years.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


The bigger question is will Shane continue to take stupid bumps when there's no dad to try and impress

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I agree Shane should be in charge of WWE

my name is Shane 😈

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Midnightghoul posted:

Thats somebody's father, grandfather

ah crap lovely people are not formed out of the void and have families, guess we can’t wish them to receive their justice

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Cole probably just had roid rage from going a little heavy on the TRT for mania season


https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/og_image/public/article/thumb/2015/09/20150929_MichaelCole_PhotoGallery.jpg

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

This is a good origin story

https://www.instagram.com/p/BwHp4OAgXsm/

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

jesus WEP posted:

Vince is a piece of poo poo who can’t die fast enough

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
You can feel when it's real baby

https://twitter.com/real1/status/1116343394283008000

CaZXL lol

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
CAZONE XL

NOW AT PIZZA HUT

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
Ca ZEXAL?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


jesus WEP posted:

Vince is a piece of poo poo who can’t die fast enough

NienNunb posted:

I also personally hope his kids die too, fwiw

:agreed:

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Tato posted:

You can feel when it's real baby

https://twitter.com/real1/status/1116343394283008000

CaZXL lol

Lmao

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
It's such an Indy move to still
Use your wwe name but spelled dumber.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1116392049488617474

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Tato posted:

You can feel when it's real baby

https://twitter.com/real1/status/1116343394283008000

CaZXL lol

are we really not laughing at nZo over CazXL

because nZo loving lmao

Fad
Nov 13, 2002

I dont care.

The_Rob posted:

It's such an Indy move to still
Use your wwe name but spelled dumber.

He should have just added a question mark to his WWE name.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Tato posted:

You can feel when it's real baby

https://twitter.com/real1/status/1116343394283008000

CaZXL lol

Can't believe that rap career didn't take off!

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



fadmonkey posted:

He should have just added a question mark to his WWE name.

Ah, the Trent? approach to Indy names. Not sure if Big? would be any better though.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Senerio posted:

Ca ZEXAL?



I feel strongly that these two could probably outwork Enzo and Cass and one of them is a card game alien.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Dijack is someone I genuinely like personally and have a bunch of mutual friends with. Bums me out he's doing or has been saddled with the "Rare Breed" moniker and is account is tweeting stuff like this:

https://twitter.com/DijakovicWWE/status/1116399273917276161

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

jesus WEP posted:

Vince is a piece of poo poo who can’t die fast enough

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

rovert posted:

Dijack is someone I genuinely like personally and have a bunch of mutual friends with. Bums me out he's doing or has been saddled with the "Rare Breed" moniker and is account is tweeting stuff like this:

https://twitter.com/DijakovicWWE/status/1116399273917276161
That's bad, yeah.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

IcePhoenix posted:

are we really not laughing at nZo over CazXL

because nZo loving lmao

It took me a few times before I realized the name of their tag team is "FreeAgentZ," I was confused why they would say they were free agency.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

rovert posted:

Dijack is someone I genuinely like personally and have a bunch of mutual friends with. Bums me out he's doing or has been saddled with the "Rare Breed" moniker and is account is tweeting stuff like this:

https://twitter.com/DijakovicWWE/status/1116399273917276161

How insanely boring. Getting Hade Vansen vibes.

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC

rovert posted:

Dijack is someone I genuinely like personally and have a bunch of mutual friends with. Bums me out he's doing or has been saddled with the "Rare Breed" moniker and is account is tweeting stuff like this:

https://twitter.com/DijakovicWWE/status/1116399273917276161

slightly more than 14 words

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
so is dijak a white nationalist or is this the worst work of all time because I have no reason to trust any white wrestler from the northeast at this point

Biff and his thin blue line can gently caress off too

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


It's a dumb gimmick and because he's a wrestler it's really what minimum 90% of them already do think, so it's not like he's getting/deserving of the benefit of the doubt either way

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