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"Then my MIIINND got pregnant and had stretch marks!"
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Apr 11, 2019 17:27
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Aw, she looks mildly less frumpy!
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Apr 11, 2019 18:04
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"Here's a puzzler for you: which, among these two, is worse at their respective craft?" ".........................that's deep, man"
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Dawgstar posted:Aw, she looks mildly less frumpy! now i can go to cocktail parties dressed as margarine!
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Is this the one where they're dancing and singing at the end and Servo just starts shrieking "END! EEENNNDDD! END!"?
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Apr 11, 2019 23:25
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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:Is this the one where they're dancing and singing at the end and Servo just starts shrieking "END! EEENNNDDD! END!"? The Wild World of Batwoman. It is one of the worst films to ever be on MST3K.
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Apr 11, 2019 23:37
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Also bizarrely racist when they have a seance and you hear someone shouting "CHING CHONG" like stuff and Batwoman says it is Chinese.
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Apr 11, 2019 23:47
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The Unlife Aquatic posted:The Wild World of Batwoman. You cannot convince me it’s worse than Mac and me. Nothing is worse than Mac and me.
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Apr 11, 2019 23:59
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Chokes McGee posted:You cannot convince me it’s worse than Mac and me. Mac & Me is excitingly awful. Wild World of Batwoman has all the heart and spirit of a Coleman Francis film wrapped in fake whimsy. It is nothing less than a cinemagraphic brick in the face.. Which is why it's one of my favorite episodes. I love the ones that are so awful they break the bots.
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Apr 12, 2019 00:06
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Beast of Yucca Flats is still probably the absolute worst movie they've done
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I don't know that there's any one "worst." What there is, is a select number that are just joyless, unpleasant, or otherwise borderline unwatchable: -Monster A-Go-Go -Manos: Hands of Fate -Wild Wild World of Batwoman -Any Coleman Francis movie -Castle of Fu Manchu -Carnival Magic -The Creeping Terror You can't put Ed Wood and Roger Corman in this category because even their movies still manage to be sorta interesting. Manos maybe rises above due to infamy resulting in familiarity, but remember what it's like to watch it the first time. I once had a close friend get MAD at me for showing it to him.
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Apr 12, 2019 00:39
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muscles like this! posted:Also bizarrely racist when they have a seance and you hear someone shouting "CHING CHONG" like stuff and Batwoman says it is Chinese. "Please God, cut away to anything, please!" "You know, that may not really be Chinese.."
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The Unlife Aquatic posted:Mac & Me is excitingly awful. Wild World of Batwoman has all the heart and spirit of a Coleman Francis film wrapped in fake whimsy. It is nothing less than a cinemagraphic brick in the face.. While I've seen it all, at the same time I've never seen Batwoman all the way through because invariably I fall asleep at some point. SolarFire2 posted:"You know, that may not really be Chinese.." That's up there with Leech Woman's "Clearly, he speaks African."
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Apr 12, 2019 01:50
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Atlantic Rim was unbelievably bad. I'd say it's the worst movie of the revival series. Poor Graham Greene.
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Apr 12, 2019 02:21
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Action Jacktion posted:Atlantic Rim was unbelievably bad. I'd say it's the worst movie of the revival series. Poor Graham Greene. Bull butter!
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Apr 12, 2019 02:30
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"They're only paying him for one facial expression."
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Apr 12, 2019 02:33
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Action Jacktion posted:Atlantic Rim was unbelievably bad. I'd say it's the worst movie of the revival series. Poor Graham Greene. who's the worst protagonist in an mst movie? red, or deathstalker?
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Apr 12, 2019 04:20
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:who's the worst protagonist in an mst movie? red, or deathstalker? Coleman Francis is Red Zone Cuba.
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Another Bill posted:Bull butter! Got any steak milk to go with that? [your signature is being processed. check the notification bar for updates]
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The Unlife Aquatic posted:Coleman Francis is Red Zone Cuba. agreed, but he isn't supposed to be a hero.
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:who's the worst protagonist in an mst movie? red, or deathstalker? The kid with the necklace and vacuum attachment in Laserblast?
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Apr 12, 2019 06:24
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Carnival magic is so sleazy and weird. It’s about a publicist versus an evil lion tamer who gets his rear end kicked by a lion.
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Apr 12, 2019 07:15
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:who's the worst protagonist in an mst movie? red, or deathstalker? The wooden dude, Lance whatshisname, from The She Creature. Does absolutely gently caress-all but is still ostensibly the hero.
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Apr 12, 2019 09:48
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The Wild World of Batwoman is the best just because of how uniquely bizarre it is. It’s like a space alien tried to make something humans would consider funny or sexy. There are so many scenes where I wonder what the hell the director was thinking. Was it supposed to be funny? Why is a random actor wandering around in front of the camera? What’s supposed to be happening?
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tankadillo posted:The Wild World of Batwoman is the best just because of how uniquely bizarre it is. It’s like a space alien tried to make something humans would consider funny or sexy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4OW-KmC8ew Also, fun trivia fact: the brunette that gets kidnapped at the start of the movie was supposed to be the other female lead (besides Batwoman, of course), but at some point had a falling out with the director, who gave the rest of her dialogue to the lady in the leopard-print outfit instead.
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Apr 12, 2019 11:27
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Sydney Bottocks posted:...had a falling out with the director... Translation: wouldn't sleep with him
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Apr 12, 2019 12:04
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Proteus Jones posted:Translation: wouldn't sleep with him "Did Coleman Francis have a casting couch, Mike?" "I think it was more of a casting cot."
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Apr 12, 2019 12:17
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:who's the worst protagonist in an mst movie? red, or deathstalker? A humble vote for Touch Connors in Swamp Diamonds. He's this lumpy man-shaped blob that winds up with the undercover cop because he is there. And the fact all the women around him are supremely more engaging, especially Beverly Garland.
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Which Hercules movie is it where he spends most of the time fast asleep? Cuz I'd say Herc in that one.
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Also, fun trivia fact: the brunette that gets kidnapped at the start of the movie was supposed to be the other female lead (besides Batwoman, of course), but at some point had a falling out with the director, who gave the rest of her dialogue to the lady in the leopard-print outfit instead. This led me to look the movie up on Wikipedia and lmao: quote:Having worked on Warren's previous productions such as Teenage Zombies and Curse of the Stone Hand, Victor [Batwoman] was originally not very excited about working with Warren again.[1] To convince her, Warren promised Victor large production values, color photography and her own bat boat in the film.[1] None of these promises ever came to fruition.[1] I had no idea that the leopard-print-wearing woman was supposed to be the de-facto lead until now. I guess she did have the most lines, but I don't think she actually did anything?
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Keromaru5 posted:I don't know that there's any one "worst." What there is, is a select number that are just joyless, unpleasant, or otherwise borderline unwatchable: carnival magic rules, it has decent enough pacing to keep you along between the baffling parts
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Apr 12, 2019 14:18
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Keromaru5 posted:Which Hercules movie is it where he spends most of the time fast asleep? Cuz I'd say Herc in that one. I think that one is Hercules Unchained.
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*Guy gets shot with an arrow and lies dying while the attackers run away* Hercules (just arriving on the set): It looks like I got here just in time! Bots: That’s a matter of perspective! (Probably a misquote; it’s been a while since I saw it.)
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Apr 12, 2019 14:33
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Proteus Jones posted:I think that one is Hercules Unchained. "I'm so sleepy I can barely keep my eyes open."
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Golden Bee posted:Carnival magic is so sleazy and weird. It’s about a publicist versus an evil lion tamer who gets his rear end kicked by a lion. First time I watched it, I wasn't paying enough attention and I thought the girl's love interest was her father. On the second watch--the romance was just as creepy! She still seems underage and the PR guy still seems like he's much older. I Am Fowl fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Apr 15, 2019 |
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Apr 12, 2019 16:20
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Carnival Magic is practically Lynchian
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Apr 12, 2019 16:35
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What movie would make the best 15 minute film? I think the amazing colossal man could be the radioactive test, a bit of his tent pathos, and the Vegas smash and be 100x better.
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Apr 12, 2019 17:00
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You could easily do Monster A-Go-Go in less than one minute: "There was no monster..."
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Angels Revenge would be 12 minutes of straight jiggling, with one minute each devoted to Jim Backus, Alan Hale, and Pat Buttram.
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