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Westworld is Lost before it had an ending. It's mysteries in mysteries for the sake of mysteries, and I have no idea how it got as big as it did.Siliziumleben posted:Why did the Night King leave a spooky message at Last Hearth? What does he have to gain from doing that? I thought he was just a single-minded reaper of the living, not a fan of theater.
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Goons Are Great posted:Villains love to warn their enemies and explain stuff they plan to do before they do it, so that they can prepare. Imagine how effective this crap would be if the night king would just use undead Viserion to StuKa the poo poo out of Winterfell, burn the Dothraki and Unsullied real quick and gently caress off before Danaerys and Jon can stop loving for a second to mount Drogon and Rhaegal. Also, if he additionally carries one or two of those magical ice spears with him, those two dragons wouldn't even be an issue.
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Apr 15, 2019 13:04
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Turns out after all he was nothing but a fan of drama, looking for a solid kick in life.
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Apr 15, 2019 13:04
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Theon’s whole story in this show is just people telling him to go somewhere else, but they always attach a mission so he doesn’t figure it out. Next episode Jon will send him back to the Iron Islands to deliver an important chair or pair of shoes or something.
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Apr 15, 2019 13:06
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I think the Night King’s “message” was less of a message and more of a mark/flag. “I was here. The dead own this now. Please turn off the candles and close the doors if you’re the last one to leave”
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Apr 15, 2019 13:08
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NowonSA posted:Wargin' into one of those Dragons has to happen too, I really want him to make a Dragon do really un-dragon and humanlike behavior, like it have it pick up a tower and use it as a club or something. Holding out hope for some A+ Dragon action before the finish. My first stupid thought about this was that Bran would warg the dragon into wearing pants. The important question, of course, is would a dragon wear pants like this or like this.
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Apr 15, 2019 13:11
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That pervy dragon face close-up looked a little too human...I think the dragon wargin’ has already occurred
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Apr 15, 2019 13:14
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Theon’s whole story in this show is just people telling him to go somewhere else, but they always attach a mission so he doesn’t figure it out. Next episode Jon will send him back to the Iron Islands to deliver an important chair or pair of shoes or something. I'm trying to think of the times where Theon's story hasn't been stupid since the show started diverging more from the book's storyline for him in Season 3. Was it A) That time where a bunch of ladies get naked and started having sex with him but oh no now Ramsey's coming for your balls B) That time where Yara tried to rescue Theon but was dissuaded by dogs and Ramsey's nipples. C) That time where Theon escaped with Sansa and they jumped off a tall-rear end castle into the river below and were fine D) The moment where Theon realized he was immune to all balls-based attacks and this gave him his redemption.
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Apr 15, 2019 13:16
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For years everyone’s been all “Bran is going to defeat the walkers by warging into a dragon” but id much rather see Arya infiltrate the night kings ranks by wearing the face of the dead dragon.
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Apr 15, 2019 13:29
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Zaphod42 posted:The dialogue between Euron and Cersei was absolutely godawful, who the gently caress is writing this show now. Written and directed by a coffee boy.
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Apr 15, 2019 13:39
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Theon’s whole story in this show is just people telling him to go somewhere else, but they always attach a mission so he doesn’t figure it out. Next episode Jon will send him back to the Iron Islands to deliver an important chair or pair of shoes or something. "Theon, you must leave now to winterfell to fight. What is dead may never die" *is on a ship in the middle of the ocean*
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Apr 15, 2019 13:42
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Siliziumleben posted:Why did the Night King leave a spooky message at Last Hearth? What does he have to gain from doing that? I thought he was just a single-minded reaper of the living, not a fan of theater. He's been doing that since the beginning of the show.
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Siliziumleben posted:Why did the Night King leave a spooky message at Last Hearth? What does he have to gain from doing that? I thought he was just a single-minded reaper of the living, not a fan of theater. It's been established that they like toying around with their victims and scaring the pants off them and crap. I think the very first part in the books they're doing that. No idea why Theon would think the Starks would want anything to do with him. But I guess if they're gonna know to retreat to the Iron Islands he's gotta be there. And while I did like the episode the dialogue is absolutely *terrible*. I also cringed when I saw "Dave Hill" so I guess I just don't expect anything better.
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Apr 15, 2019 13:44
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Someone should have noticed that Daenerys and Jon Snow have ZERO chemistry and just rewritten what happened. It is painful to watch and I just feel bad for the two of them being forced to make out.
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Apr 15, 2019 13:46
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Kawalimus posted:
He parted on good terms with Sansa and okay terms with Jon.
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Apr 15, 2019 13:47
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Is Jaime going to be Bran's new Hodor? Pushing him, carrying him and holding the door for him?
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Apr 15, 2019 13:49
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Siliziumleben posted:Is Jaime going to be Bran's new Hodor? Pushing him, carrying him and holding the door for him? Fair penance.
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Siliziumleben posted:Is Jaime going to be Bran's new Hodor? Pushing him, carrying him and holding the door for him? Golly I hope so.
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Lycus posted:He parted on good terms with Sansa and okay terms with Jon. Somehow forgot all of this. But yeah he did help sansa now that i remember.
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Apr 15, 2019 13:54
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Name's are cool and good except for the leader of the mercs his name was Mr. Lindberg or something, totally took me out of it.
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Apr 15, 2019 13:58
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Kawalimus posted:Somehow forgot all of this. But yeah he did help sansa now that i remember. And Jon gave him a speech about being part of both his families simultaneously (hint hint wink wink) and filled him with the confidence to rescue Yara. zenguitarman posted:Name's are cool and good except for the leader of the mercs his name was Mr. Lindberg or something, totally took me out of it. I really thought the show was going to change that because it's the most "English" name in the books, I think. Lycus fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Apr 15, 2019 |
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Apr 15, 2019 13:59
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There really needs to be a Theon/Varys/Grey Worm mission
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Apr 15, 2019 14:00
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nopants posted:yah he owns at names. the lightning lord. tormund giantsbane. dolorous edd. the mountain that rides. good name after good name Dickon Manwoody
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:There really needs to be a Theon/Varys/Grey Worm mission The fabled Ken Doll Crew.
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Apr 15, 2019 14:07
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Xanderkish posted:Oh, no worries. We're all just folks yakking about a show, here. Antifa Turkeesian posted:Did we ever find out why the white walkers communicate exclusively in mandalas made of corpses?
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Apr 15, 2019 14:22
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Can someone clear this up for me? Are Jon and Dany cousins or aunt and nephew?
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Vintersorg posted:Can someone clear this up for me? The latter.
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I thought it was an overall decent episode, especially by recent standards. My main issue is around how unrealistically underused scouting/spies/little birds has been. The first few seasons were pretty much built on the vast amount of political intrigue and military strategy that came from all the intel that characters like Varys, Little Fingers, Tywin, even sometimes Robb Stark had received. Now? Varys seems to have no more knowledge based. No one has knowledge of the White Walkers whereabouts apparently, no way to verify jackshit about the Lannister forces. Also, Bran, the ideal guy who can provide info on all the current ongoings around the world, well, I suspect he's been secretly spending a lot of his vision powers to stare at Jaime's antics to finally time a perfect troll job at Winterfell. The fall from the tower only gave him a taste of that Lannister twincest, and he's probably seen a lot more since. Anyone annoyed that Cersei gave Euron poo poo before boning him, what did you really expect? It was pretty in character and plus it would've come off pretty weird if after being asked for a "private" conversation she simply said "yes" followed by that post-coitus scene. It also finally hit me that Euron is a spitting image of Josh Jackson from Dawson's Creek.
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trickybiscuits posted:I want answers from this show and they'd better be good ones. You are going to be disappointed.
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Vintersorg posted:Can someone clear this up for me? Jon is Dany’s nephew (her brother is Jon’s dad). He’s cousin to Sansa/Arya/Bran because his mother is Ned’s sister.
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So where's Jon's wolf at?
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Ego-bot posted:So where's Jon's wolf at? Dany's wearing him.
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It’s cool they can’t even keep a coherent vision of winterfell’s town within the same episode or even the same cgi sequence somehow.
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Darko posted:Targs are SUPER about incest - that's their entire family. Yeah my assumption is basically: Jon snooze: "Yo so I'm your nephew/the rightful king" Dany T: "That's so hot"
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kater posted:It’s cool they can’t even keep a coherent vision of winterfell’s town within the same episode or even the same cgi sequence somehow. If so, I don't think many people are nerdy enough to notice something so insignificant.
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I just had to check a wiki to make sure I didn’t imagine the scene from last season where Arya tries to convince her former pet wolf to come back to Winterfell. It’s such a crazy thing to summarize in words as the payoff to a plot thread from the third episode.
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Apr 15, 2019 14:55
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With the new credits it feels like we're never seeing or hearing anything from Essos or Dorne again which I guess I don't really mind
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I’m ok with Dario being one of the four characters who actually gets to escape the show and be alive.
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Solice Kirsk posted:The fabled Ken Doll Crew. Better than my ‘Team How Do They Piss’ suggestion.
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:I’m ok with Dario being one of the four characters who actually gets to escape the show and be alive. Did we ever find out exactly why Dario was recast?
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