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MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
I bought some instant grits because I didn't see fancy grits at my grocery store. I ate them with some salmon with herbed butter. It was delicious. Thanks for reminding me about grits.

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Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Grevling posted:

How did sardines end up a meme food? :gas:

What the gently caress is a meme food? We post about sardines because we love sardines and they are tasty and healthy.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I don't remember offhand and can't be arsed to search - what is the thread opinion of Beach Cliff sardines?

Had them for the first time today and they were okay mashed up into a bowl of rice. Big ugly chunks of sardines but appeared to be cleaned well, maybe a little dry and more fishy tasting/smelling than better sardines, but they were actually okay for my purposes. They only had them in tomato sauce, which I was dubious about, but with a liberal amount of sriracha they were okay.

Then again I use Chicken of the Sea sardines the same way, so I might have a higher tolerance for cheap 'dines than some.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I don't remember offhand and can't be arsed to search - what is the thread opinion of Beach Cliff sardines?

Had them for the first time today and they were okay mashed up into a bowl of rice. Big ugly chunks of sardines but appeared to be cleaned well, maybe a little dry and more fishy tasting/smelling than better sardines, but they were actually okay for my purposes. They only had them in tomato sauce, which I was dubious about, but with a liberal amount of sriracha they were okay.

Then again I use Chicken of the Sea sardines the same way, so I might have a higher tolerance for cheap 'dines than some.

I had Beach Cliff in soybean oil as my introduction to sardines and man that was a bad idea. Fishy but nasty. Need those sauces if you’re getting cheap sardines. Or if you’re a wuss like me

I loved Bumblebees in mustard but can’t find them in any store close by

Bought a can of Belas in olive oil after the Beach Cliffs and learned you can’t cheap out

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

I started with KOs and after a while did a cheaper brand. It may have been Beach cliff I don't remember. Anyways I remember they were only a few sardines in there due to their larger size and they tasted dry and had a stinkier fishier flavor and aroma. I'm not a hater of fish but stinky dry fish is another thing. KOs for life

Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Apr 21, 2019

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
I got some chicken of the sea for my cats and tried one, they're awful and the cats wouldn't even eat them. I replaced their lovely dines with riga sprats and they went nuts on them.

For those having issues cooking grits or polenta, do it in the microwave, it's so easy. I like to let them get cold and firm up so I can make slices to broil with parmesan, and I nuke them right in the glass dish I chill in.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Android Apocalypse posted:

Mix your 'dines into a big, healthy salad.

Everything balances out.

this sounds legit what kind of dressings goes with dine salad

im thinking caesar, like with dines instead of anchovies

edit: maybe get the dines in oil and use the oil with some vinegar, garlic paste and herbs to make a vinaigrette

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
Yeah a vinaigrette style dressing goes well, not sure I'd want a thick creamy caesar dressing with dines

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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I tend to get sardines packed in oil, so I use that as a base for a vinaigrette.

Tik Tok Tommy
Dec 31, 2007
Whenever I hit one of my coworkers with a rad comeback, I remind them that I start hittin' the dines at 0700.

Dines are a lifestyle choice.

What y'all know about some broiled smelt? Delicious, and takes about ten minutes. Mmmm... Fish fries...

naem
May 29, 2011



I’ve mentioned these kippers were good but I accidentally bought “boneless filets in water”



these fish were prob once like 6-10” does that count as a dine??

this was obviously a high quality meat product that might go well in a recipe but the flavor and texture were super bland without the smokey kipper flavor 2/5 stars

crazypeltast52
May 5, 2010



mademoiselle posted:

Whenever I hit one of my coworkers with a rad comeback, I remind them that I start hittin' the dines at 0700.

Dines are a lifestyle choice.

What y'all know about some broiled smelt? Delicious, and takes about ten minutes. Mmmm... Fish fries...

A childhood friend of my parents has a greek restaurant that does a bowl of fried smelts. Fishy french fries is a great description!

Get some tzatziki for those fishy fries tho.

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
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every Bar Harbor product I've ever tried hasn't had much flavor. the supposedly smoked stuff is just bleh

mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000

naem posted:

these fish were prob once like 6-10” does that count as a dine??

Sardines grow to about ten inches, though here a fish that age would normally be sold as a pilchard.

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer
Had a tin of Tiny Tots with lunch.

Thanks KO.

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
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I've never even seen a can of Tiny Tots :( Guess I'm gonna have to hit up Amazon and give them a try

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



The dual layer ones with the red wrapper are the same thing if you can find them.

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf

naem posted:



I’ve mentioned these kippers were good but I accidentally bought “boneless filets in water”



these fish were prob once like 6-10” does that count as a dine??

this was obviously a high quality meat product that might go well in a recipe but the flavor and texture were super bland without the smokey kipper flavor 2/5 stars

I've regretted every Bar Harbor purchase I've ever made. (All two.) The fish was bland and so was the sauce.

I just ordered some of those Brunswick fillets with the mustard and dill so I hope whoever was talking those up in here was right. Still have yet to find a 'mustard sauce' that wasn't just tasteless brownish yellow water.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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IMO I am a goon that likes their 'dines plain, then adding whatever condiments to taste.

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer

pahuyuth posted:

I've never even seen a can of Tiny Tots :( Guess I'm gonna have to hit up Amazon and give them a try

Amazon's got the good price - worked out to ~$2.75 a can iirc. $32 and change for a 12 pack. Given the awful sardines I've had a $2 a can, I'll spring the extra 75 cents for the good stuff.

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

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Zoe posted:

I've regretted every Bar Harbor purchase I've ever made. (All two.) The fish was bland and so was the sauce.

I just ordered some of those Brunswick fillets with the mustard and dill so I hope whoever was talking those up in here was right. Still have yet to find a 'mustard sauce' that wasn't just tasteless brownish yellow water.

that was me so I'll be interested to know what you think about them. imo they are just amazing in a spring green salad

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

naem posted:



I’ve mentioned these kippers were good but I accidentally bought “boneless filets in water”



these fish were prob once like 6-10” does that count as a dine??

this was obviously a high quality meat product that might go well in a recipe but the flavor and texture were super bland without the smokey kipper flavor 2/5 stars

I like that out of every possible thing you could set those cans on you picked Franzia.

naem
May 29, 2011

Guildenstern Mother posted:

I like that out of every possible thing you could set those cans on you picked Franzia.

thanks comedy option

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf

pahuyuth posted:

that was me so I'll be interested to know what you think about them. imo they are just amazing in a spring green salad

Arrived today, and already I can tell I'm just gonna be throwing these down on rice for my go-to quick meal for a long time to come.



Devoured these straight out of the can 1.4 seconds after the picture was taken, I'm just so happy to finally have a real mustard sauce instead of yellowy brown poo poo water. 18 cans for thirty bucks is an insanely good price.

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

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Excellent! I'm glad you like them.

What the hell are Canadian style sardines??

One of our cats had kittens six weeks ago and I named the male Oscar. It only occurred to me a couple days ago to make that KING OSCAR in honor of the mighty sardine. Maybe I can get him to develop a taste for them. Weirdly, none of our other cats are interested in sardines at all.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


You're supposed to wear a toque when you eat them.

Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham
Anyone have a go to sardine fishcake recipe they can share?

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
I've used some bland boneless skinless 'dines I got ahold of once the same way my mom always did for salmon cakes. Diced onion and diced (cooked) potato, lots of lemon juice, salt and pepper and parsley flakes, then just roll it in cracker crumbs and fry it.

She would use an egg mixed in for binder but I must be doing something wrong because it would always be too wet and not hold together if I did that. Sometimes a spoonful of mayo helps if it needs a little extra moisture.

XVIII
Jul 11, 2007
londish by injection


Look what the newly expanded Polish grocery got in!

They taste like a campfire left smouldering overnight, the lovely smoke wafting in the fresh dewy morning air, mingled with the smell of the damp forest.

Can confirm rough oatcakes are a good delivery system.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener
we've got a couple of polish shops where I live, I shall have to investigate :)

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
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goddammit. there is another shortage of good dines at all of my usual grocery stores. not gonna go the Chicken of the Sea route so amazon here I come!

I really wanted some sardines today :(

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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Illegal Hen
Now you know how important it is to have your pantry stocked with 'dines.

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer

Rozzbot posted:

Anyone have a go to sardine fishcake recipe they can share?

The Base
~6oz of sardines, preferably the kind in water, mustard or hot sauce. Don't use ones in oil
~1/2 cup of bread or cracker crumbs, plus a few tablespoons extra
1 egg, beaten slightly
1 finely chopped small white/yellow onion
1 Tbs Worcestershire sauce
Beer (optional)

The seasonings:
Your pick, but here's ones I've used and enjoyed -

1 Tbs Chili Powder
1 tsp Cumin
1 tsp red pepper flakes

-or-

1 Tbs chopped dill weed
1 tsp thyme
1 tsp rosemary

-or-

Whatever floats your boat


Directions:

Empty the tins into a suitable mixing bowl and mash together using fingers.
Then add in the rest of the base ingredients and spice mix. Combine until it reaches a "dough" like consistency.
If it's too crumbly, add a little beer. If it's too sticky, add a little more breadcrumb.
Pat out into 2" wide cakes, about 3/4" thick.

Oven Directions:
Preheat Oven to 375.
Put cakes onto greased cast iron skillet or baking sheet.
Bake for ~30 to 45 minutes, until golden brown and a little crispy on the outside.

Skillet Directions:
Put 1/2" of oil in the bottom of the skillet, heat it until it's ~350 degrees.
Put in three or four cakes at a time, and fry them until they've got a nice golden crust on each side.
Set aside onto a paper towel lined plate to rest while you fry the rest.


Note: I like the crispy-crunch that a skillet fry gives these cakes, but I'm also tired after work and oven baking them is a whole lot less labor intensive.
This is also a great way to get kids/wives to eat sardines that they normally wouldn't eat because they're in warm, happy fishcake form.

Flint Ironstag
Apr 2, 2004

Bob Johnson...oh, wait

Android Apocalypse posted:

Now you know how important it is to have your pantry stocked with 'dines.

I try to stock my pantry with sardines, but then I eat them. Having sardines means I will eat sardines.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Weltlich posted:

Don't use ones in oil

Why not?

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
I'd assume it ends up too greasy.

naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/qyqJ4K9.mp4

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
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^^ me without sardines to eat

Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham

I had a go at the recipe posted using potatoes further up this page.

I used dines in oil and it turned into a slimey mess that barely held the cake shape. I ate it regardless

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Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer


Rozzbot posted:

I had a go at the recipe posted using potatoes further up this page.

I used dines in oil and it turned into a slimey mess that barely held the cake shape. I ate it regardless

That's pretty much why.

The key to fish cakes (besides fish) is a) some sort of starchy/dry binder and b) some sort of wet binder. Generally this will be bread crumbs and egg, respectively. The bread crumbs soak up the water (or hot sauce, or mustard, or worcestershire) and then the gluten activates and forms a bond. The egg starts out as liquid, but turns to solid as the fish cake cooks.

When you add oil to the mix, you're doing two things, you're inhibiting the dry binder's ability to soak up liquid by giving it an oily sealant around the crumbs. You're also putting oil around the egg which tends to let it stay fluid instead of solidifying.

So yeah, if you're going to use 'dines in oil, drain them really well beforehand.

Aside from bread crumbs, you can also use coconut flour, regular flour, or potato starch.

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