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Plan Z posted:"You know where the Dingdong building is?" Lmao I had a boss that was exactly this "Do you know how to get there?" "I've got address I'll just use my phone" "Well you're going to get on the 101 south and .... *20 steps later* then it will be on your left behind what the old so cal Edison building back in the 70s" "Yeah, I'm going to use my phone"
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Luxrage posted:It was brought up previously in the thread about having one immaculate room that's never used full of older furniture. lol i was gonna post these figurines last night but i spent a while on google trying to figure out what they were called and kept finding incredibly creepy stuff so i gave up thanks
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Apr 23, 2019 22:31
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Nooner posted:Lmao I had a boss that was exactly this i cannot get my father to understand that as long as you have a cell phone and a credit card, you aren't stranded.
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Apr 23, 2019 22:39
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Luxrage posted:
For some reason this feels like the bizarro-version of that goon in the Bloodborne thread who was shocked that people found any of the bosses hard and bragged that he and his friend beat the game by each working half of one controller. Also that figurine with the dead child knight is kind of fun to think about. Plan Z fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Apr 23, 2019 |
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Apr 23, 2019 23:40
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Boomers like making their grandkids call them bingbong, mima, glamma, or anything besides grandma or grandpa, because boomers hate being reminded of their own mortality, or even the fact that they're aging.
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Apr 24, 2019 00:36
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Boomers love to gently caress without condoms and start STD epidemics in old folks homes
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Apr 24, 2019 00:42
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Kunabomber posted:Boomers love to gently caress without condoms and start STD epidemics in old folks homes thats just dementia/alzheimers so, don't worry, you'll do it too.
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Apr 24, 2019 00:51
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Professor Shark posted:My FIL’s pride and joy was/is being familiar with roads. His “hobby” is getting in the car with my MIL and just driving. They’ll drive to a city, then drive back hime a different way to see how much longer it takes and the road conditions and the things you can see. Up until a few years ago he used to be able to offer driving advice to anyone, using decades of experience... but now everyone has a phone and only needs a name or address. tbf some familiarity with how the larger arteries connect is really good if you live somewhere that regularly confuses the GPS, though that's not everywhere
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Apr 24, 2019 01:15
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Probably mentioned at least 10 times already but it bears repeating. Cracker. loving. Barrel. Both the mediocre restaurant and the attached gift shop are 100% pure, concentrated industrial-grade laser focused Boomer Energy. It's almost a caricature of itself, each franchise a miniature disneyland powered by nostalgia for a time and place that never existed. When the last Cracker Barrel closes and the company folds, you will know the Boomers are truly gone. redgubbinz fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Apr 24, 2019 |
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Apr 24, 2019 01:31
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Manuel posted:unpaid internships boot. straps.
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Apr 24, 2019 01:33
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Complaining about how kids these days never go outside and instead only spend time with their phones. Spending the entirety of literally every family occasion on their phone, after complaining thst their kids should come by more often.
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Apr 24, 2019 01:36
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Apr 24, 2019 01:42
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Diaphragms. Does anyone younger than 60 still use them?
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Apr 24, 2019 01:45
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lol My dad sat me and my Mom down when I was in 10th grade (early 00s) and gave this big speech about the economy and how his job (airport firefighter) may be in jeopardy because his boss said, etc. etc. etc. and we had to really stop spending. Never mind that mom and I never bought anything lavish. Two weeks later he pulls in the driveway with a new goddamn goat.
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Apr 24, 2019 02:06
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Believing the guy on the phone when he says their youngest grandson has been arrested in *different state* and to bail him out you need to buy $1000 of iTunes gift cards then call a different number back.
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shame on an IGA posted:Two weeks later he pulls in the driveway with a new goddamn goat. It's one goat, what can it cost, $10?
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Chomp8645 posted:Boomer Likes: An incredibly wise man in another thread pointed out that participation trophies were invented to clear a path for the real ones to be even more shamelessly handed out in accordance with small town politics without starting riots.
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The Dregs posted:The lady across the street asked my kids to please not blow on dandelions because it might infect her lawn. Correct response is to pick up a dandelion, lock eyes, and blow on it
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Apr 24, 2019 02:31
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Dandilion seed heads are intensely flammable hope this helps op
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Apr 24, 2019 02:40
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I would assume every goon was on the poo poo soccer team because were goons not retired athletes.
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Apr 24, 2019 02:56
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Millennials should stop being such lovely soccer players that they profess to be The Next Thing, get a real cool trophy along the way.
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Apr 24, 2019 03:07
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I know an american dude who was good enough at soccer to get picked up to bounce around some lesser euro leagues until he decided to get a real job because be started to lose feeling in his shins. Thats about the best a goon realisitically could shoot for.
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Apr 24, 2019 03:12
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Boomers like having 900,000 apps on their phone, and not using any of them, and complaining about not being able to find apps but refusing to delete any of their apps. The concept of searching for an app by typing into the search function is space science, and blows their mind every time they see it. They also hate ads, but refuse to spend $0.99 on an ad-free better version of an app they use everyday. My dad has a solitaire app that makes him watch a 30 second video each time he starts over. I gave him $5 to buy a real solitaire app since he plays it compulsively, and he refused to switch to the ad-free, better version of Solitaire.
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Apr 24, 2019 03:19
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jokes posted:Boomers like having 900,000 apps on their phone, and not using any of them, and complaining about not being able to find apps but refusing to delete any of their apps. The concept of searching for an app by typing into the search function is space science, and blows their mind every time they see it. “Shady internet wanting my cc#”
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Apr 24, 2019 03:24
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Can you even get a decent card game selection on PC easily these days? I feel my dad might like to mix things up from Solitaire and Freecell, he did enjoy playing Poker Night at the Inventory and won all the items for me.
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Burt Sexual posted:“Shady internet wanting my cc#” Immediately spills all his info on realDonaldTrumpMerch.ru
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Apr 24, 2019 03:53
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redgubbinz posted:When the last Cracker Barrel closes and the company folds, you will know the Boomers are truly gone. Speaking of I'll be really happy when Time and similar print magazines fold even after decades of fellating the boomers and convincing them that the 50-70s were the apex of culture, i predict that near their end they'll do a Worst Generation Ever issue. once media is convinced their money train is gone the retrospectives are gonna be really funny
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Apr 24, 2019 04:01
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redgubbinz posted:Probably mentioned at least 10 times already but it bears repeating. Next time you are forced to be in one please make sure you read the plaque at the front door they are legally required to display because they were that loving racist they lost in court.
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Apr 24, 2019 04:09
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Mandating that children be taught cursive handwriting. And Incandescent light bulbs. Or cursive handwriting taught by the soft warm glow of a forty watt incandescent bulb.
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Apr 24, 2019 04:12
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Manuel posted:unpaid internships also getting 7 offers from major companies upon graduation due to the benefit of being white and a man
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Apr 24, 2019 04:14
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Barudak posted:Next time you are forced to be in one please make sure you read the plaque at the front door they are legally required to display because they were that loving racist they lost in court. When the heck was Cracker Barrel ever racist to people? Their food is p tasty dude. I think it was that time Denny’s refused to seat black people that your thinking about. That poo poo was all in the news.
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Apr 24, 2019 04:15
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Barudak posted:Next time you are forced to be in one please make sure you read the plaque at the front door they are legally required to display because they were that loving racist they lost in court. drat. https://usatoday30.usatoday.com/money/companies/2004-05-07-cracker-barrel_x.htm
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Apr 24, 2019 04:16
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Chief McHeath posted:Believing the guy on the phone when he says their youngest grandson has been arrested in *different state* and to bail him out you need to buy $1000 of iTunes gift cards then call a different number back. "What the hell dad, you only have a single granddaughter." "Well maybe if you did things right in the sack I'd have a grandson!"
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:When the heck was Cracker Barrel ever racist to people? Their food is p tasty dude. I think it was that time Denny’s refused to seat black people that your thinking about. That poo poo was all in the news. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cracker-barrel-segregation/ WHAT’S TRUE: In 2004, the Justice Department “announced the filing and settlement” of a racial discrimination lawsuit against Cracker Barrel after they found evidence of discriminatory practices based on race “in approximately 50 different Cracker Barrel restaurants in seven states.” WHAT’S FALSE: Cracker Barrel “officially” segregated black patrons from white patrons until 2004, the company lost (rather than settled) a lawsuit over segregation practices.
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Apr 24, 2019 04:23
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Boomers absolutely LOVE forbidding their children from watching the simpsons because the characters use disgusting language like "sucks" then spending 20 years descending into a permanent meltdown about how they were never Desperate To Invent Reasons To Try To Be Offended About Everything like their children are
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Apr 24, 2019 04:37
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i wanna be in the black section of cracker barrel, the right section probably wears a lot of fishing themed shirts
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The Big Word posted:Boomers absolutely LOVE forbidding their children from watching the simpsons because the characters use disgusting language like "sucks" then spending 20 years descending into a permanent meltdown about how they were never Desperate To Invent Reasons To Try To Be Offended About Everything like their children are They didnt invent anything, Satan is real!!!
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