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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

moving sucks and is stressfull

still i am glad i got that tacoma last year

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I saw endgame

Good film many punches

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Wanna spoil it for me?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Captain marvel wrecks everyone

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Guess I've got some really angry friends to look forward to seeing it with then.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Are they going to stop making movies now?

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

EBB posted:

Are they going to stop making movies now?

Now they're going to do the next phase. They're not stopping until the heat death of the planet, dude.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

That’s the truth but as far as the comics/story goes there is quite a bit more yeah?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

That’s the truth but as far as the comics/story goes there is quite a bit more yeah?

Unlimited really. There’s so much pulpy content out there.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

OK, so the GF and her youngest one officially starts living in the apartment this saturday. This Sunday we are going to bake some pizzas in my new weber grill.

I already have:
Cargo shorts
flip flops
apon
no-shirt and sunblock
an apron

I already bought:
Over the calf white socks

what elsedo i need to complete the dad look???

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Domestic light beer and a joke coozy.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

A Bad Poster posted:

Domestic light beer and a joke coozy.

Will this do????

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
When they get all moved in you need to tell them you're going out for a pack of cigarettes and then just leave forever

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

When they get all moved in you need to tell them you're going out for a pack of cigarettes and then just leave forever

my GF original husband kinda did this.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

ElMaligno posted:

OK, so the GF and her youngest one officially starts living in the apartment this saturday. This Sunday we are going to bake some pizzas in my new weber grill.

I already have:
Cargo shorts
flip flops
apon
no-shirt and sunblock
an apron

I already bought:
Over the calf white socks

what elsedo i need to complete the dad look???

Cell phone holster on a belt, a canvas baseball cap advertising a local sports franchise or national motor carrier manufacturer, and wrap-around sunglasses (preferably knock-off Oakleys)

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

going to Miami SOUTH BEACH BABY WOO for a long weekend

getting put up in the GF's dad's condo right on the beach

we have a wrangler to gently caress around with all weekend

I'm temped to pull the roof/doors off that fucker but do not want to blind incoming traffic with my pasty white Ontario skin

Anyone got suggestions for good poo poo to do/see? I've got Wynwood walls/breweries and not much else.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm hoping the actors coming up on the ends of their contracts start looking at other projects. But hey, Disney owns the franchise so they can just throw $Texas at the big stars and threaten the small ones with no more work ever.

bengy81
May 8, 2010

ElMaligno posted:

OK, so the GF and her youngest one officially starts living in the apartment this saturday. This Sunday we are going to bake some pizzas in my new weber grill.

I already have:
Cargo shorts
flip flops
apon
no-shirt and sunblock
an apron

I already bought:
Over the calf white socks

what elsedo i need to complete the dad look???

A fanny pack and grass stained white trainers, preferably Nike or New Balance.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


ElMaligno posted:

OK, so the GF and her youngest one officially starts living in the apartment this saturday. This Sunday we are going to bake some pizzas in my new weber grill.

I already have:
Cargo shorts
flip flops
apon
no-shirt and sunblock
an apron

I already bought:
Over the calf white socks

what elsedo i need to complete the dad look???

gently caress...

BigDave posted:

Cell phone holster on a belt, a canvas baseball cap advertising a local sports franchise or national motor carrier manufacturer, and wrap-around sunglasses (preferably knock-off Oakleys)

Double gently caress!

bengy81 posted:

A fanny pack and grass stained white trainers, preferably Nike or New Balance.

Oh goddamn it.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

bengy81 posted:

A fanny pack and grass stained white trainers, preferably Nike or New Balance.

um excuse me sir, peak dad will keep those new balances shiny and white with some liquid shoe polish.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

god drat that is so wrong i cant fathom it


dads want that green stain so others know how real they keep it

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

god drat that is so wrong i cant fathom it


dads want that green stain so others know how real they keep it

Peak dad is having two pairs of New Balance shoes. One as 'house shoes' for yardwork and such, and a 'good' pair for when company comes over.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


BigDave posted:

Peak dad is having two pairs of New Balance shoes. One as 'house shoes' for yardwork and such, and a 'good' pair for when company comes over.

GET THE gently caress OUT OF MY GARAGE

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.




don’t forget the cool surfer straw hat or is that a regional thing

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:




don’t forget the cool surfer straw hat or is that a regional thing

faded baseball cap around here

i only rock flex-fit but you can rock whatever your dad fancy is

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Blue jeans; tucked in tshirt/polo

Strike up a conversation with the neighbor about best car wax or motor oil.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i only rock flex-fit but you can rock whatever your dad fancy is

I feel like the snap is coming back in style now


holocaust bloopers posted:

Strike up a conversation with the neighbor about best car wax or motor oil.

hey how about you wash mine next LOL

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

holocaust bloopers posted:

Blue jeans; tucked in tshirt/polo

Strike up a conversation with the neighbor about best car wax or motor oil.

Dexos oil, gotta follow the manufacturers specs.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I swear if any of you are also rocking the Oakley gascans i’m going to yell at you from my car

bunch of off-duty cop looking mother fuckers around here

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

rockin my wayfarers dont fuckin @ me bro

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Excuse me, but my 5.11 polo and khakis, Oakley sunglasses with baseball cap and paracord survival bracelet lets you know that I’m equally prepared to drop some tangos as I am to drop these hot dogs on the grill.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

MA-Horus posted:

going to Miami SOUTH BEACH BABY WOO for a long weekend

getting put up in the GF's dad's condo right on the beach

we have a wrangler to gently caress around with all weekend

I'm temped to pull the roof/doors off that fucker but do not want to blind incoming traffic with my pasty white Ontario skin

Anyone got suggestions for good poo poo to do/see? I've got Wynwood walls/breweries and not much else.

Eat as much carribean / Cuban food as you can. Definitely drink some mamjuana and enjoy the beauty while it lasts

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

i got my mossberg 590 bayonet, should i wear that and be knife dad too????

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I swear if any of you are also rocking the Oakley gascans i’m going to yell at you from my car

bunch of off-duty cop looking mother fuckers around here

gently caress you I've been wearing them for ten years and I ain't gonna stop

Don't loving @ me

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Excuse me, but my 5.11 polo and khakis, Oakley sunglasses with baseball cap and paracord survival bracelet lets you know that I’m equally prepared to drop some tangos as I am to drop these hot dogs on the grill.

loving lol! You just described about 30 people at my school.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

MA-Horus posted:

going to Miami SOUTH BEACH BABY WOO for a long weekend

Anyone got suggestions for good poo poo to do/see? I've got Wynwood walls/breweries and not much else.

Take your GF's dad to e11even :v:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005




Mao, Destroyer of Birds and Winged Insects, Lord High Protector of the Balcony Garden, Licker of the rear end

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

god drat that is some floof

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

hey what sirius channels should i check out

i got a free trial with my car so if theres anything of worth lemme know

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