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ProperCoochie posted:*is 6'10", an absolute unit* Oh my god
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# ? Apr 26, 2019 11:26 |
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# ? Apr 30, 2024 00:18 |
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Anything that falls into the dugout from the bleachers is fair game.
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# ? Apr 26, 2019 11:47 |
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numberoneposter posted:Anything that falls into the dugout from the bleachers is fair game. Does that include dads that fall into the bullpen trying to catch a ball from the outfielder?
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# ? Apr 26, 2019 13:36 |
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ilmucche posted:Does that include dads that fall into the bullpen trying to catch a ball from the outfielder? Too soon
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# ? Apr 26, 2019 13:37 |
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*takes steroid shot directly in rear end cheek*
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# ? Apr 26, 2019 13:47 |
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Necros posted:*breaks arm and gets surgery that allows me to throw a 100mph fastball* *gets involved with a woman who writes what is ostensibly a YA novel whose only success stems from gaming the NY Times bestseller list and creating fake 5-star reviews on Amazon and Goodreads*
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# ? Apr 26, 2019 14:55 |
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*takes 10 years to complete a 9 inning game. Nobody scores.*
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# ? Apr 26, 2019 15:31 |
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*gets startled and swallows a mouthful of chewing tobacco and violently vomits on everything*
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# ? Apr 26, 2019 16:42 |
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*chugs a beer in the dugout*
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# ? Apr 26, 2019 22:55 |
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Necros posted:*breaks arm and gets surgery that allows me to throw a 100mph fastball* I would both fund and watch this movie. We got any producer goons who can greenlight this project?
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# ? Apr 26, 2019 23:50 |
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Takes steroids but is still out of shape
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# ? Apr 27, 2019 12:33 |
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*running to the outfield swallows a gnat*
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# ? Apr 27, 2019 15:41 |
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*writes 'gently caress face' on the barrel of my bat*
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# ? Apr 27, 2019 16:55 |
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*is constantly getting teammates to glance at my big dick in the locker room*
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# ? Apr 27, 2019 17:22 |
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Its Enrico Palazzo! https://youtu.be/NCpGCpHfaSs
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# ? Apr 27, 2019 17:44 |
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Back in highschool my nickname was the italian screwball. And I'm not even italian
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# ? Apr 27, 2019 17:51 |
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*dies* *Gets frozen* *Is decapitated as part of long running family feud* *Wasn't really that good at baseball it turns out because of new stats* *Fades into obscurity*
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# ? Apr 27, 2019 18:17 |
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*is one of very few ppl with a good excuse to wear a baseball cap*
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# ? Apr 27, 2019 20:09 |
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*puts hair on cheese*
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# ? Apr 27, 2019 23:05 |
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# ? Apr 30, 2024 00:18 |
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*tweets about the robot menace*
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 00:12 |