Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

How is that even possible? Someone signed up to donate their heart to Cheney, but would otherwise refuse to be a donor?

no he just used his significant influence to make sure he got the heart instead of whomever was next on the list

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

just remember ricky muir from the australian motoring enthusiast party held the balance of power in the senate for a couple of years, until he lost his spot to Derryn the human headline Hinch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQyLVJeFpTA

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Slugnoid posted:

just remember ricky muir from the australian motoring enthusiast party held the balance of power in the senate for a couple of years, until he lost his spot to Derryn the human headline Hinch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQyLVJeFpTA

Muir was too good for this country. Throwing roo poo poo around the paddock with your mates is as skippy as you can get and the best political scandal we ever had. :australia:

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

How is that even possible? Someone signed up to donate their heart to Cheney, but would otherwise refuse to be a donor?

If you're rich and can afford private jets you can put yourself on the list at many hospitals, since hospitals only let you go on their list if you have the means to get there on short notice.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

qkkl posted:

If you're rich and can afford private jets you can put yourself on the list at many hospitals, since hospitals only let you go on their list if you have the means to get there on short notice.

U S A U S A

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
https://twitter.com/tomwalkerisgood/status/1122768543819284482

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

Rabbi Tupac posted:

Skaen is a scab

because you said this I have to cut off my nose, burn off my junk, replace my eyes with coal and kill YOUR boss

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

bitmap posted:

because you said this I have to cut off my nose, burn off my junk, replace my eyes with coal and kill YOUR boss

if you do it all in that order I’ll be pretty impressed

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

marijuana overdoses are now killing the troops



(Audience in unison)

Go!
gently caress
YOURSELF

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


:3:

this would be a good bumper sticker

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Stay safe, Queerful Ghost.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous



I love these dead gay national assemblies

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



qkkl posted:

If you're rich and can afford private jets you can put yourself on the list at many hospitals, since hospitals only let you go on their list if you have the means to get there on short notice.

this is how Steve Jobs got his liver transplant in Memphis loving TN

Rabbi Tupac
Jan 1, 2010

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion

bitmap posted:

because you said this I have to cut off my nose, burn off my junk, replace my eyes with coal and kill YOUR boss

Win/win really

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

love that gay ghost :3:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


oh hey it's goons every time keto gets mentioned

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Burn Zone posted:

this is how Steve Jobs got his liver transplant in Memphis loving TN

did you know that after stebe died that hospital received an anonymous recordbreaking $40mil donation

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

WampaLord posted:

oh hey it's goons every time keto gets mentioned

go back to your history books goons embraced keto way before the wider worldweb

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 30 days!)

Burn Zone posted:

this is how Steve Jobs got his liver transplant in Memphis loving TN

So Steve Jobs got a liver transplant but fought cancer with juice. Very interesting.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 30 days!)

Now I can say Steve Jobs was a waste of organs and it's literally true.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

The Saucer Hovers posted:

go back to your history books goons embraced keto way before the wider worldweb

oh i know, i was part of the low carb megathread and then that one idiot who had to be put on statins ruined it for everyone and now he's the only thing anyone ever brings up whenever keto gets mentioned anymore even though it was the only weight loss strategy that ever worked for me

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Lol my roommate is super into keto and his mom makes a living scamming people with it, he told me with a 100% straight face that he believes keto kills cancer and the only reason oncologists exist is because people would literally rather die than stop eating pasta.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Crazycryodude posted:

people would literally rather die than stop eating pasta.

he's not wrong

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Crazycryodude posted:

people would literally rather die than stop eating pasta.

i'm people

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Crazycryodude posted:

Lol my roommate is super into keto and his mom makes a living scamming people with it, he told me with a 100% straight face that he believes keto kills cancer and the only reason oncologists exist is because people would literally rather die than stop eating pasta.

that guy is gonna say that nonsense to someone who's had an immediate family member die from cancer one day and learn exactly why these scams don't tend to make that particular claim

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so5TlXOkpHI

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


i think about this all the time

carl, truly the guru of our age

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Shaffness posted:

Man China must be happy as a pig in poo poo for 9.11/Iraq. You can see the antagonism toward them building up until then and then disappearing for a decade. Allowing them to low key build up their own economy and international influence.

i joined the army in 2001 through the delayed entry program. the Chinese shot down (or just recovered?) one of out jets. I was offered to have my first tour of duty in korea and I said fuuuuuuck that, i dont want to be near China when poo poo starts flying. I was worried as hell, but I was a dumb 18 year old so I couldn't tell you what the actual state of tensions were

jokes on the army though because when I went to ship to basic the meps doctor said the nerve damage in my left arm led to some grip and pain issues three weeks ahead of 9/11 lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/MelisOnCheddar/status/1123270689950195717

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
hahahaha

https://twitter.com/replyguysofly/status/1123274210456031238

https://twitter.com/MelisOnCheddar/status/1123274255163064322

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Australia has lost another political candidate in the run up to the election. For reasons of being a sexist pig again. This is a different one to the last one and will be supplanted by the next one as we still have nearly a month to the election.

He definitely shared some :nws: stuff

https://i.imgur.com/z7QSqX6.jpg

Politics is great.

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

jobson groeth posted:

Australia has lost another political candidate in the run up to the election. For reasons of being a sexist pig again. This is a different one to the last one and will be supplanted by the next one as we still have nearly a month to the election.

He definitely shared some :nws: stuff

https://i.imgur.com/z7QSqX6.jpg

Politics is great.

Holy poo poo lol

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

This is from a different candidate for a different far right party. This guy is working on building a robot wife.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/rtenews/status/1123282171031113728

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

jobson groeth posted:

Australia has lost another political candidate in the run up to the election. For reasons of being a sexist pig again. This is a different one to the last one and will be supplanted by the next one as we still have nearly a month to the election.

He definitely shared some :nws: stuff

https://i.imgur.com/z7QSqX6.jpg

Politics is great.

how many vaganias

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0-shhOhoLE

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Now I can say Steve Jobs was a waste of organs and it's literally true.

im glad he died of fruit cancer

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


https://twitter.com/katemshepherd/status/1123243018402746368

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply