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Should Gaj make his own thread
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Yes, make a new thread 6 54.55%
No, keep things just how they are 5 45.45%
Total: 11 votes
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Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

A Strange Aeon posted:

I dunno, I've met people who swear by non microwave popcorn, but I can't imagine it's that much better. What percentage better would you say it is to make it worth the extra 10 minutes of labor?
Way better. The fake butter on microwave popcorn is gross. It doesn't take long at all to pop it in oil.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Panfilo posted:

Eh, my wife's family used to cook popcorn on the stove when she was young yet given the choice now they'll all prefer to microwave it instead,less dishes to clean.

Popcorn isn't health food. People enthusiastically adulterate it with tons of butter and salt regardless of the preparation method. Other 'superior' methods to preparing it aren't always healthier either - I love kettle corn when I go to movie theaters /fairs, but I'm not going to delude myself into thinking it's healthier than microwave popcorn.

If you ever wanted the theater popcorn experience at home, you can always buy a carton of Gold Medal Flavacol! If you want the appropriate color, it's just yellow died coconut oil.

butt dickus
Jul 7, 2007

top ten juiced up coaches
and the top ten juiced up players

Iron Crowned posted:

If you ever wanted the theater popcorn experience at home, you can always buy a carton of Gold Medal Flavacol! If you want the appropriate color, it's just yellow died coconut oil.
I use coconut oil to pop it and then add butter and flavacol salt.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

A Strange Aeon posted:

I dunno, I've met people who swear by non microwave popcorn, but I can't imagine it's that much better. What percentage better would you say it is to make it worth the extra 10 minutes of labor?

it's like the popcorn you get at the movies

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

iMonarch posted:

Keeping the same dried herbs and spices in the kitchen for generations.

Oh my God. I am having flashbacks to finding like a dozen bottles of spices with expiration dates in the 1970s that my parents must have gotten as a wedding gift. Your last chance to use it was during the loving Carter administration! Just throw it out!

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
More importantly microwave popcorn goes stale after like 3 minutes due to the grease or whatever

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


there's popcorn you dont make in the microwave?

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

iMonarch posted:

Keeping the same dried herbs and spices in the kitchen for generations.

It's the juxtaposition of feeling obligated to have a well-stocked kitchen of the sake of consumerism and conspicuous consumption while at the same time being utterly terrified of cardamom

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Clark Nova posted:

It's the juxtaposition of feeling obligated to have a well-stocked kitchen of the sake of consumerism and conspicuous consumption while at the same time being utterly terrified of cardamom

My parents remodeled the entire first floor of their house, adding a pantry and expanding the kitchen, they eat frozen food 7 days a week.

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
stovetop popcorn tastes better than the microwaved variety and that's a fact, Jact.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Deviant posted:

there's popcorn you dont make in the microwave?

Jiffy Pop or an air-popper. Both really fun to do.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Sentient Data posted:

More importantly microwave popcorn goes stale after like 3 minutes due to the grease or whatever

To be fair, I don't think there's ever been a time a bowl of popcorn has ever survived more than 3 minutes in my house.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

CPL593H posted:

Yeah, it's dreadful. And if you ever hear Layla anymore it's that lovely MTV Unplugged version where he sounds like he's half asleep.

My favorite part of that version is you can hear the super excited boomers in the audience whistling and whooping in their rapture.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
I love rocking out to Tears in Heaven. I knew a boomer that would always talk about how Wonderful Tonight was a panty dropper for him.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Leon Einstein posted:

I love rocking out to Tears in Heaven. I knew a boomer that would always talk about how Wonderful Tonight was a panty dropper for him.

Tears in Heaven is more of a baby dropper.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Leon Einstein posted:

I love rocking out to Tears in Heaven. I knew a boomer that would always talk about how Wonderful Tonight was a panty dropper for him.

I'm sure it also involved roofies

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
I'd like to also blame Boomers for the American notion that less technology involved = betterer music, some general supremacy given to rustic sounding stuff.
Except they on this count they have many Millennial and Gen X acolytes.

CPL593H posted:

Tears in Heaven is more of a baby dropper.

Yowza lol

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Iron Crowned posted:

I'm sure it also involved roofies
The guy was on disability for his back, but he had a Harley along with a huge truck. He smoked weed constantly and had a girlfriend that was like 20 years younger than him. He was living the boomer dream actually.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Leon Einstein posted:

The guy was on disability for his back, but he had a Harley along with a huge truck. He smoked weed constantly and had a girlfriend that was like 20 years younger than him. He was living the boomer dream actually.

Yeah, access to unlimited cheap opioids will do that.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Iron Crowned posted:

Yeah, access to unlimited cheap opioids will do that.
He was absolutely on tons of pain pills.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Wanna be that boomer

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
Popcorn talk: Get one of these. You don't have to futz with the stovetop and you don't have to deal with the artificiality of bagged microwave popcorn. Add whatever amount of butter & salt you want and zap it for 2:30 in the microwave. I also usually add a dash of curry powder; it owns.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Beastie posted:

Jiffy Pop or an air-popper. Both really fun to do.

Jiffy pop is fun to make but a lot of places don't carry it these days since few people lack a microwave.

You can probably find one of those popcorn maker carts off Craigslist for pretty cheap as well.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time
What's wrong with air popping? It's almost as easy as microwaving and the only dishes are for bowl (but you can use a paper bag) and whatever you melt your butter in.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I think I'll add "methods to make popcorn" to the Goon Derail List.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Boomers like Viagra.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

CPL593H posted:

Tears in Heaven is more of a baby dropper.

:perfect:

Shamino
Mar 14, 2008

I am weary of loitering about Britain. There is much we could be accomplishing! Where hast thou been, anyway?
Doing 5K /10k "running races" where the max course time is two hours and everyone who does the race gets a finishers medal and t-shirt. Complains about drat millennials and their participation trophies at the beer tent afterwards.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

CPL593H posted:

"Blues" rock and any other form of "blues" played exclusively by white people.

Yeah, boomers loving love George Thorogood and Stevie Ray Vaughn

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Boomers love bumper stickers.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
Boomers LOVE being unable to decide whether to get the Jenny’s Catch or the Lt. Dan’s Surf & Turf at the one and only Bubba Gump Shrimp Company

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
Forrest Gump is a supremely Boomer movie.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Shamino posted:

Doing 5K /10k "running races" where the max course time is two hours and everyone who does the race gets a finishers medal and t-shirt. Complains about drat millennials and their participation trophies at the beer tent afterwards.

Most of those races are aimed at overweight guys and girls(of all ages) who want something to get a selfie in front of after they've "run" the "race".

The millennial version is tough mudder races which are basically filled with gymrat wannabes and instagram woo girls who are also looking for a different backdrop for their hourly selfies.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Boomers LOVE being unable to decide whether to get the Jenny’s Catch or the Lt. Dan’s Surf & Turf at the one and only Bubba Gump Shrimp Company

I always thought naming something Jenny's catch was pretty hosed up like do they just bring you a needle full of AIDS?

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

Grape posted:

Forrest Gump is a supremely Boomer movie.

And Boomers just LOVE the seafood restaurant based on the movie

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

Nooner posted:

I always thought naming something Jenny's catch was pretty hosed up like do they just bring you a needle full of AIDS?

That’s what makes the butter on the lobster so very good, it’s the savory taste of AIDS

Athropos
May 4, 2004

"Skeletons are Number One! Flesh just slows you down."
Microwaved meatloaf

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
If you aren't using an Air Popper you've been wasting your popcorn-eating life. Fill the cup with kernels. The popper cooks each one perfectly, their increased surface area catching the hot air, catching the breeze like a sail out of the popper, depositing them cleanly in the vessel of your choice.

If you like popcorn, like really like it, you need one. Microwave is for if you get stuck late at work.

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Athropos posted:

Microwaved meatloaf
Pass the ketchup, please.

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