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LingcodKilla posted:Lordy I recall a lady 20 years ago pooping in the bakery of a Safeway, picking it up and smearing it all over the bread aisle. why, that doesn't sound safe at all e: bad joke comboed into bad snipe, here, have something horrible 
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Pastry of the Year posted:why, that doesn't sound safe at all Who doesn't like shredded coconut?
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cash crab posted:HEY DID I TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT THE MEATGRINDER STORY YET no hopre ur not toying w/ me tho because 
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I worked at a head shop once, and this 8 months pregnant chick comes in, pretty tweaking already, and asks to buy a bubble pipe. The cheapest one we have is 5 bucks, but she only has 3 in change, so my boss told me to sell her a broken one. I figure thats one of the reasons I am going to hell. Also we sold some porn DVDs but the guys would never ask for my help with that, they always asked if there were any other male employees available. A shameful boner.
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cash crab posted:HEY DID I TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT THE MEATGRINDER STORY YET I would like to hear this story please
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this fuckin wins aug
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Cephalectomy posted:this fuckin wins aug Are you kidding? That's weaksauce compared to furry dickteeth, that tweet can barely compete.
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I can't loving wait for this twitter trend of letting people know how much you're laughing to die out
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text me a vag pic posted:no he's from a world of unreadable text.
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wesleywillis posted:Is there a retail insanity thread anywhere? I remember a couple but all I could find was a GBS graveyard thread and this from the front page https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/retail-horror-stories/1/ EDIT: Here's a 600 page retail thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3323091 BiggerBoat has a new favorite as of 15:17 on May 4, 2019 |
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Munchables posted:Are you kidding? That's weaksauce compared to furry dickteeth, that tweet can barely compete. Honestly, the tweet and its author are probably doing way more harm to the world than Furry Dickteeth, which is the name of my next Druid if ever I join a D&D campaign.
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Cephalectomy posted:this fuckin wins aug 
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It has been a while since I have physically recoiled from a post. Thanks.
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Jesus loving Christ, it's been a while since I read something that made me dry heave.
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Like drinking a sourdough starter
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Brawnfire posted:Like drinking a sourdough starter 
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Winner winner, chicken discharge
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Tubgoat posted:Winner winner, chicken discharge Nah, chicken discharge was another equally horrific story that to this day I choose to believe is fake for my own sanity.
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Have a sip
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Bussamove posted:Nah, chicken discharge was another equally horrific story that to this day I choose to believe is fake for my own sanity.  ?
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The gloop that eats like a meal!
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It's like this thread goes in cycles. At first there are some funny awkward pictures you can laugh at mixed in with some minor gross or ugly ones. But it's still a fun thread to read. Then people start one-upping each other and things get more and more gross and eventually someone posts something peak AUG and everyone just goes "nope" and wish they stopped reading a couple of posts earlier. After that it kinda resets and goes back to a bit more tame things and the cycle begins again. It feels like we're closing in on another peak with that story.
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text me a vag pic posted:no Garth Merenghi: Schooldays.
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Claeaus posted:It's like this thread goes in cycles. At first there are some funny awkward pictures you can laugh at mixed in with some minor gross or ugly ones. But it's still a fun thread to read. Then people start one-upping each other and things get more and more gross and eventually someone posts something peak AUG and everyone just goes "nope" and wish they stopped reading a couple of posts earlier. After that it kinda resets and goes back to a bit more tame things and the cycle begins again. It feels like we're closing in on another peak with that story. You have no idea how long I've been waiting to pull that picture out.
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Leavemywife posted:You have no idea how long I've been waiting to pull that picture out. 
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Please let this be fake because I can't imagine how much that must have hurt (not to mention the smell). Although if it's real the infertility from the untreated STDs would be doing the world a favor.
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gently caress you anarchist
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Cadbury Crunchy Face Revolting but the urge to go Dr Sandra Pimple Popper ham on this unfortunate Half Man Half Entface
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Rice Krispy skin
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Crispy Man Rinds
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imagine the pop on the chicharones you can make from him. Don't even need to deep fry it, just throw it in a pan and the natural oils will render.
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At that point, gently caress popping them, just whip out a straight razor and take em off in one go
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That doesnt look like acne, it looks like warts. That said, Nestle Crunch skin
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