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Legitimately wish I were at a casino to hear the anguish screams of gamblers.
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Master Stur posted:lol at nbc hyping this for a month for a replay decision loving incredible. I feel so bad for the horse though. It wasn't his fault. 
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May 5, 2019 00:27
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 at people reading too deep into these dumbass horse names.
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May 5, 2019 00:27
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CBJSprague24 posted:
They're always so stupid and I just don't get it. These guys are worth millions of dollars, call them something cool.
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May 5, 2019 00:29
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Lol are people booing.
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SamuraiFoochs posted:loving incredible. I feel so bad for the horse though. It wasn't his fault. Horse don't care. Run a couple more races and gently caress for the rest of his life.
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May 5, 2019 00:29
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Propaganda Machine posted:They're always so stupid and I just don't get it. These guys are worth millions of dollars, call them something cool. If I owned a racehorse, I'd call him Very Big Dog.
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the fans are booing. Propaganda Machine posted:They're always so stupid and I just don't get it. These guys are worth millions of dollars, call them something cool. I'd pull for a horse with a simple name. Like Bill. Go Bill The Horse.
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May 5, 2019 00:30
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https://twitter.com/Saints/status/1124815005977849861
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May 5, 2019 00:30
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CBJSprague24 posted:
Flash Gordon. If I had a contender? Flash Gordon.
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May 5, 2019 00:33
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Why there’s no Horsey McHorseface I’ll never know.
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May 5, 2019 00:33
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Maximum Security was a wrecking ball down the stretch, he impeded every horse that was running behind him and came inches from causing a ten-horse pile up. Correct decision to DQ him. Also horse racing has had replay long before any other sport, this isn't anything new. It's just never been necessary to use it at this particular race.
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May 5, 2019 00:34
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Imagine wildly celebrating winning by DQ, lol
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May 5, 2019 00:34
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CBJSprague24 posted:
To be fair, they could be booing the governor. He is not a popular man.
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May 5, 2019 00:35
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CBJSprague24 posted:
I'd just call my horse, Horse.
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May 5, 2019 00:35
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Well now I just want to see a ten horse pile up. Except all the euthanasia
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May 5, 2019 00:36
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Maximum Security only drifted out because he got spooked by the crowd, that sucks but thems the breaks. Poor Maximum Security, thought of ants and lost.
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May 5, 2019 00:39
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nooneofconsequence posted:Horse don't care. Run a couple more races and gently caress for the rest of his life. I more meant I really hope no human takes it out on him but then again I guess he's too valuable for that. Still, what a stupid thing. Like conceptually I get it but it's such a stupid chain of events.
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May 5, 2019 00:42
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So do the losers become Papa Johns toppings?
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May 5, 2019 00:43
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Horse? HORSE?!
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May 5, 2019 00:44
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General Dog posted:So do the losers become Papa Johns toppings? They will all stud. It's a platitude and all, but even getting into the Derby really is an honor. Breeding is just like betting but with more money involved.
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May 5, 2019 00:44
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Propaganda Machine posted:They will all stud. It's a platitude and all, but even getting into the Derby really is an honor. Breeding is just like betting but with more money involved. So they create Papa John’s toppings
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May 5, 2019 00:46
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Propaganda Machine posted:Well now I just want to see a ten horse pile up. One if the big races in the UK is known as the 'glue factory'. I'll give you a guess as to why.
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May 5, 2019 00:46
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I turned this off after horse crossed the finish line. Then what happened?
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Propaganda Machine posted:They will all stud. It's a platitude and all, but even getting into the Derby really is an honor. Breeding is just like betting but with more money involved. Not the geldings!  The Glumslinger posted:Not sure, but it'll probably be at Santa Anita  Also they canned Johnny Weir, Von Miller was taking his place today and didn't look nearly as ridiculous.
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May 5, 2019 00:48
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:I turned this off after horse crossed the finish line. Then what happened? Horse got disqualified for blocking another horse, so horse won.
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May 5, 2019 00:48
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Heard about the race and came to the thread to see if anyone else thought of Blur. I was not disappointed. Bienfait!
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May 5, 2019 00:48
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skaboomizzy posted:Horse got disqualified for blocking another horse, so horse won. But horse who complained about horses getting blocked was neither blocked nor anywhere near first nor did objection horse win.
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May 5, 2019 00:50
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rex rabidorum vires posted:One if the big races in the UK is known as the 'glue factory'. I'll give you a guess as to why. Is it because they are high schooler glue sniffing horses? Surely that is it.
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May 5, 2019 00:53
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Horse racing is cruel and should be outlawed
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May 5, 2019 00:55
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:I turned this off after horse crossed the finish line. Then what happened? Stone Cold Steve Austin’s music hit
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May 5, 2019 00:55
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Austin stunnered the horse and had a beer bash with the jockey it was p dope
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May 5, 2019 00:57
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Propaganda Machine posted:They will all stud. It's a platitude and all, but even getting into the Derby really is an honor. Breeding is just like betting but with more money involved. Except for Tax who is a gelding and will probably race for a few more years before being retrained as a riding horse. There was a piece on Mine That Bird (gelding who won the 2009 Derby at 50-1) earlier in the broadcast and he chases cows around a ranch now.
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May 5, 2019 01:02
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Holy poo poo they DQd the chud horse? I turned it off after the race and missed all the laffs. We even joked about the "unofficial result" label when he won by a length and a half
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May 5, 2019 01:03
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I picked the horse in a blind draw that was disqualified for Horse Crimes, this sport is decadent and depraved
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May 5, 2019 01:07
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I put $10 on Country Horse because I'd had "Country Road" stuck in my head all day yesterday This OWNS
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May 5, 2019 01:27
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May 5, 2019 01:47
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So I had a grand total of $2 on 7 and can some one explain what in the gently caress happened?
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May 5, 2019 01:50
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Traxis posted:Horse racing is cruel and should be outlawed This, but unironically(?)
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RoastBeef posted:So I had a grand total of $2 on 7 and can some one explain what in the gently caress happened? Horse won, blocked other horse, horse DQ'd, other horse now winner.
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