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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it



There's a (lame attempt at a) major red carpet fancy dress event in Kentucky today and then something about a horse race happening also which is kind of secondary to the former, so who cares about that part.

The race is at 6:50pm Eastern. Until then, join horse racing experts like Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski as they talk horse racing or whatever. Come watch celebrities wear big dumb hats! Then come do it again twice more between now and the middle of June!

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 19:25 on May 4, 2019

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

I hope the horsies do well and get tasty oats afterwards :)

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it



Muddy horses done good.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

the horse named after cops won

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*


corn on the cop posted:

the horse named after cops won

Maybe not!

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi


Thank God I didn't go to another lovely rainy day.

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

The most exciting 20 minutes in sports: replay review.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Your 2017 World Series MVP




Pillbug

Would lol extremely if replay ruins horsies too

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it



Muddy horses apparently didn't run good.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010



I think the horse that finished first should probably win but the computers might disagree

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

They're saying the winner (Maximum Security) changed lanes and hosed over some other horse. This is more exciting than the actual race.

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007



This rules.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

this is the dumbest poo poo ive ever seen lmao

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

lmao

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010



I like that the replay room for this million to billion dollar event is like... three $100 monitors

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Replay was a mistake

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

*dubstep intensifies*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpuh1WE-RVw

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Your 2017 World Series MVP




Pillbug

Lot of money riding on this too lol


LMAO controversy!

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER



That was such bullshit.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Hahaha eat poo poo cop horse

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010



So does the disqualified horse still get studded for more money because it was a better horse or does the winner matter more in terms of value of that

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi


Lol

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Two horseys got to win the Derby today? :3:

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit


Lipstick Apathy

I like horses theyre p cool and they have huge wieners

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

the cop horse lost

TheAlmightyFrog
Oct 7, 2007

squeeeak


That's a terrible decision

nooneofconsequence
Oct 29, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.



That's what you get for your stupid horse name.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004



Nap Ghost

Wow thats crazy. The horse definitely came out of his lane. Good decision I think.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."


Maximum Security sounds like the type of name you'd give a horse if you want to push him as a heel, glad the good guys won.

PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.

Grimey Drawer

This all feels very on brand for 2019

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011




hail horse var

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

It looked like the horse version of tripping somebody in soccer-football.

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER



I just think its funny that the horse that complained wasnt impeded at all and just wanted to backdoor into a win

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail


lol at nbc hyping this for a month for a replay decision

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007



I dunno maybe don't push 3 lanes off the fence and block the field.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?




Hair Elf

Gonna be a lot of yelling at sports book workers today

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.

Nap Ghost

When's the horse cage match to settle this?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?




Hair Elf

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

When's the horse cage match to settle this?

Not sure, but it'll probably be at Santa Anita

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit


Horse don't lie

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011




InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

When's the horse cage match to settle this?

it's called the preakness

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