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A Bad Poster posted:In the army you hit them in the chest with a comically large mallet so hard you kill them.
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Kill anyone higher ranked then you no mods no masters
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Apr 28, 2019 01:02
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Kill anyone higher ranked then you no mods no masters lowtax's spine arrested on suspicion of fragging.
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Apr 28, 2019 16:41
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So, uh, Duffel Blog just got really fuckin' dark: https://www.duffelblog.com/2019/04/endgame-spoiler-captain-america-kills-himself-in-va-parking-lot-post-credits/
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Apr 29, 2019 20:05
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HAHAHAHAHAHA holy gently caress
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Apr 29, 2019 20:10
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Apr 29, 2019 20:54
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I done managed to gently caress up my life after drinking for 30+ hours straight. Time to crack a cold one and think about it
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May 5, 2019 21:24
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How bad we talking here dude?
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May 5, 2019 21:38
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The last lawschool vetgoon was toona the cat and he mortgaged his house to pay for school, cheated on his wife with his study partner and ended up getting divorced, and eventually lost that study partner i believe to more drunken infidelity. On a scale of 1 to toona how bad are we talking?
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May 5, 2019 21:40
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Bored As gently caress posted:How bad we talking here dude? Pretty low stakes. If Toona is a 10 I'm at about a 3. Mostly just hurt a friendship and got my girl mad at me Edit: I hope Edit 2: Turns out I managed to piss off quite a few people. On the plus side I'm loving done with this semester so my actions seem atleast somewhat apropos. Kawasaki Nun fucked around with this message at 03:19 on May 6, 2019 |
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May 5, 2019 23:22
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Even in the Trump era, apologies matter.
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May 6, 2019 05:40
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did you drunkly make a move on someone
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May 6, 2019 12:31
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Vasudus posted:did you drunkly make a move on someone what a maroon
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May 6, 2019 21:11
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beanieson posted:what a maroon Lol
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May 6, 2019 22:07
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I've had to talk a few students out of Law School in the last two years. I work in South Dakota and beyond hooking up with Uncle or Dad for a job there is zero opportunity here. They only law degree that is even half way practical is loving patent law right now but you have to move to civilization for that.
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May 7, 2019 00:05
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Have they considered the opportunities the military provides?
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May 7, 2019 01:01
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what do university educated people in SD even do
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May 7, 2019 01:19
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stay behind to teach other people so they can leave SD someone has to take one for the team and save everyone else
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May 7, 2019 01:20
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DoktorLoken posted:what do university educated people in SD even do You realize South Dakota isn’t some hell scape post apocalypse nightmare... right? Some beautiful country is up that way, as well in North Dakota and Montana.
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May 7, 2019 07:58
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It's just mile after mile of nothing as far as the eye can see. Still nicer than SoCal, where it's mile after mile of lovely suburbs as far as the eye can see.
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May 7, 2019 08:41
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Chased an armadillo through the middle of downtown while giving some woman a piggyback ride last night and all I could think was "why the gently caress am I doing this, I'm 30 now" The armadillo thing was kind of nuts though because I'm in IL, so the gently caress's an armadillo doing cruising down main street?
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May 7, 2019 12:45
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^ where the hell do armadillos live in Illinois or the midwest in general? I've never heard of nor seen one.LtCol J. Krusinski posted:You realize South Dakota isn’t some hell scape post apocalypse nightmare... right? Some beautiful country is up that way, as well in North Dakota and Montana. I'm not saying it's a hellscape, but on the other hand there aren't a lot of people there. Kind of puts the kibosh on a lot of stuff. Flying_Crab fucked around with this message at 13:11 on May 7, 2019 |
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May 7, 2019 12:58
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You see armadillos pretty frequently in the Ozarks and southern Missouri. Seen one as far north as St. Louis. Also didn't know it until I saw one myself, but tarantulas live in the Ozarks too.
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May 7, 2019 13:03
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dont they carry leprosy or the plague or somethin
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May 7, 2019 13:12
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:dont they carry leprosy or the plague or somethin Idk but he said this one was carrying a woman on its back
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May 7, 2019 13:30
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Global warming has pushed them as far as southern VA. By 2030 I think they’re going to be rare sights in Maryland IIRC.
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May 7, 2019 13:54
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:dont they carry leprosy or the plague or somethin Leprosy
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May 7, 2019 13:55
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I'm technically southeast of St. Louis, but, yeah, we were pretty shocked when we saw that little fella trotting down the main drag Herded him into some bushes so he didn't get run over, but it was just a weird fuckin' night
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May 7, 2019 13:58
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Syrian Lannister posted:Leprosy Which is largely fine unless you're in the ~8% of people who are not immune to it. Blame the bible for why most people even know about leprosy.
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May 7, 2019 14:08
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random tuesday morning discovery, there's a Japanese death metal band called Guillotine Terror https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVO22dN1dxs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr_V-d9mPow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKvBiTD-5No
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May 7, 2019 17:47
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Professor Bling posted:Chased an armadillo through the middle of downtown while giving some woman a piggyback ride last night and all I could think was "why the gently caress am I doing this, I'm 30 now" Saw them all the time in the ozarks. Usually dead. Armadillos, I mean. Piggyback rides are fun. Sometimes it's part of the game.
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May 7, 2019 18:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePG6zUYvUZg
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May 8, 2019 01:59
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just go to pornhub you weird creepy boomer wannabes this isn't 1986 rear end and titties aren't strictly rationed and you don't have to watch the local weather to see them
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May 8, 2019 03:47
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You don't find porn every time you go into the woods.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:just go to pornhub you weird creepy boomer wannabes this isn't 1986 Ozzy man just makes me laugh guy, you don’t have to touch yourself to every video on the internet
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May 8, 2019 04:14
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beanieson posted:Ozzy man just makes me laugh guy, you don’t have to touch yourself to every video on the internet Madness.
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May 8, 2019 04:18
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beanieson posted:Ozzy man just makes me laugh guy, you don’t have to touch yourself to every video on the internet well I just assumed because it was a video about some TV newswoman by some random dude, like 99.9999999999999944% of the time I'd be correct
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May 8, 2019 04:20
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we'll balance it out with some nut shots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__3DpIJilQI
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ow my sticky wickets
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