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Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

oldpainless posted:

Send me your research thus far. I shall bravely carry on where you failed.

More like oldfailureless.

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



LingcodKilla posted:

Andy Capp character would spend half any given week beating around his wife in a daily strip.




Smythe softened it up as time went by; occasionally, Flo would kick Andy's rear end.

I mean. not like that makes it OK.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Andy slapp

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
Yummy:yum:

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

lol

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Elohssa Gib posted:

Isn't this the guy who made vore videos of himself getting eaten by that character using stolen footage of colonoscopy or some other endoscopic footage?

There are way

way

way

too many krystal vore videos on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocUqt6IBSww

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
"Too many" implies there's a correct and proper number of Krystal vore videos

Ziggy Smalls
May 24, 2008

If pain's what you
want in a man,
Pain I can do

Heath posted:

"Too many" implies there's a correct and proper number of Krystal vore videos

0

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Its kinda like an open yawning orifice waiting to swallow you whole

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


-0

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
0/69 = 420

Just facts.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Clinton Twp man's pet raccoon euthanized after escaping, biting 6-year-old

The article posted:

Joel Bandrow has owned Bandit for three years and says the Raccoon isn't aggressive and loves people.

"I love my raccoon and I don't want nothing to happen to it," Joel said. "My granddaughter - he sleeps with the grandbabies when they come over. He's a pet. I will cough up a loogie and he will eat it from my mouth. I'm his mother."
:stare:

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


He's eating mommy's loogies in heaven now.

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla
For anyone who doesn't listen to The F Plus, enjoy this PC case mod :nws: https://web.archive.org/web/20080702092830/http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/case/ :nws:

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Thanks. I haven't made an account on ballpit yet and I really didn't want to search for that nightmare myself.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.


Poor lass couldn’t keep her eye on her husband when he was seeing someone on the side.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

TinTower posted:



Poor lass couldn’t keep her eye on her husband when he was seeing someone on the side.

It's just Atchafoya Syndrome. One eye looking atcha, the other eye looking foya

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

It's just Atchafoya Syndrome. One eye looking atcha, the other eye looking foya

Daphne: Which eye is the one looking at you?
Frasier: The blue one.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

TinTower posted:



Poor lass couldn’t keep her eye on her husband when he was seeing someone on the side.

Pennywise’s mom

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

We all have depth perception issues down here.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

TinTower posted:



Poor lass couldn’t keep her eye on her husband when he was seeing someone on the side.

Sounds more like he was being someone on the side. :rimshot:

Sprue
Feb 21, 2006

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:
Awkward ugly and gross is making fun of people for physical conditions outside their control. :( Don't you ever stop and think what it must be like to look such a way that people mock you? That's loving empathy 101

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

She's on Jeremy Kyle, I guarantee you she's got more issues than just a wonky eye.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Here's the video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4V9wejGMC8

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Sprue posted:

Awkward ugly and gross is making fun of people for physical conditions outside their control. :( Don't you ever stop and think what it must be like to look such a way that people mock you? That's loving empathy 101

Shut up.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Sprue posted:

Awkward ugly and gross is making fun of people for physical conditions outside their control. :( Don't you ever stop and think what it must be like to look such a way that people mock you? That's loving empathy 101

Lol and there it is. Matter of time for someone to white knight in the god damned AUG thread.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Lol and there it is. Matter of time for someone to white knight in the god damned AUG thread.

It's happened before. Usually it's just some idiot doing a drive-by white knighting.

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading

LingcodKilla posted:

Andy Capp character would spend half any given week beating around his wife in a daily strip.



*tags husband*

babe this is so us lol

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Sprue posted:

Awkward ugly and gross is making fun of people for physical conditions outside their control. :( Don't you ever stop and think what it must be like to look such a way that people mock you? That's loving empathy 101

I'll never stop mocking my big moronically corrupt president who looks like a raccoon after a Cheetos explosion, thank you very much.

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
https://www.facebook.com/realcatatonicyouths/videos/671024779994875/

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Lol and there it is. Matter of time for someone to white knight in the god damned AUG thread.

My immersion :cry:

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007
gently caress you. I got the ol’ wonky eye going on and these jokes are hilarious.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
I find lazy eyes really distracting since one eyeball can be a degree out of alignment and you can notice it but I get that the person can't help it. Unless they are refusing treatment they have both the time and money to afford.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

Dick Burglar posted:

Aw, man. Ethical consumption under capitalism is hard when so many companies are poo poo.

Oh bruh I have some bad news...

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Panfilo posted:

I find lazy eyes really distracting since one eyeball can be a degree out of alignment and you can notice it but I get that the person can't help it. Unless they are refusing treatment they have both the time and money to afford.

Dude, I was born with two lazy eyes, and had 5 eye surgeries before I was 6 to try to fix them. One’s in alignment, the other still goes off to the left. If I’m tired, they’re both off. It’s not a time or money situation anymore, they can’t do anything else to the muscles to bring the eye back in.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Panfilo posted:

I find lazy eyes really distracting since one eyeball can be a degree out of alignment and you can notice it but I get that the person can't help it. Unless they are refusing treatment they have both the time and money to afford.

My left eye rolls up when I look hard to the right. I was going to have surgery at age 11 or 12.

My parents took me for a second opinion; that doctor recommended against it because it might pull my eye out of alignment in the opposite direction, which would be far more difficult to correct.

I have left it alone, as it does not wander on its own unless I am really tired - and has thus been useful on long drives as an early warning to tell me when it's time to pull in for the night.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

my eyeballs are perfectly normal, but my enormous caveman brow make my eyes look like beady little anger orbs

anyway let's all post about our ocular receptors

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I saw a pretty lady.and my eyes buvged out.and wrapped around a lamp pole and I got hit by a passing truck and that's why I have CyberEyez.

I didn't ask for this.

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