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clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
Renée Zellweger is Judy Garland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPgWnMXRv5o

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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

#JudyTheFilm

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

We're not gonna talk about Judy at all!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVNQjThgg3o

Almost Blue
Apr 18, 2018
Here's a collection of some really bad ideas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL2x2OQI_64

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Almost Blue posted:

Here's a collection of some really bad ideas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL2x2OQI_64

:holymoley:

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Almost Blue posted:

Here's a collection of some really bad ideas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL2x2OQI_64

I thought that was fat Luke Wilson for a minute. What an absolute pile of trash.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT



:thumbsup:

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011
that trailer is considerably worse than the premise would imply. impressive

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.

Almost Blue posted:

Here's a collection of some really bad ideas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL2x2OQI_64

Sorry to Brother You

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

clown shoes posted:

Sorry to Brother You

:thurman:

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

That dude's fake black lady voice isn't even good enough to be racist. :psyduck:

..."successful" might be the better word to use

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

AHAHAH GO LOOK AT LOQUEESHA'S IMDB TRIVIA PAGE BEFORE IT GETS SHUT THE gently caress DOWN.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

caligulamprey posted:

AHAHAH GO LOOK AT LOQUEESHA'S IMDB TRIVIA PAGE BEFORE IT GETS SHUT THE gently caress DOWN.
Just in case it goes down:


Ahahahahahaha :allears:

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Just in case it goes down:


Ahahahahahaha :allears:

fuckin lol

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
The best part: IMDB entries have to be actively approved by their moderators, last I checked.

That's not going down, most likely.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Nawwww they already deleted all those 'trivia' entries :(
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7620554/trivia?ref_=tt_ql_2

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Nawwww they already deleted all those 'trivia' entries :(
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7620554/trivia?ref_=tt_ql_2

"Upon the negative reaction to the film's trailer, Jeremy Saville apologized through his Twitter account, promising that he would fix the film before its release date to make it more racially sensitive by having his Loqueesha dialogue dubbed over with the voice of an actual African-American actress. As of this writing, no actress has yet accepted Mr. Saville's offer. Upon the negative reaction to the film's trailer, Jeremy Saville apologized through his Twitter account, promising that he would fix the film before its release date to make it more racially sensitive by having his Loqueesha dialogue dubbed over with the voice of an actual African-American actress. As of this writing, no actress has yet accepted Mr. Saville's offer. "



This...doesn't make things better. This is a huge racist trash can on perpetual fire.

Edit: I hope that was a joke trivia, because if not holy poo poo

Desperado Bones fucked around with this message at 13:52 on May 11, 2019

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Desperado Bones posted:

Edit: I hope that was a joke trivia, because if not holy poo poo

Yeah it's a riff on the director of the Sonic movie promising on Twitter to redo the effects because of the internet's negative reaction.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Yeah, I fell for that one!

and so, new ones got added :allears: Sometimes internet does a good job.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Desperado Bones posted:

Yeah, I fell for that one!

and so, new ones got added :allears: Sometimes internet does a good job.

The beat goes on:

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



Jedit posted:

The beat goes on:



Holy poo poo, I thought the GI Joe one was another joke, but he really did use an old photo with Marlon Wayans to defend himself. A quick Google search proves it.

My man is the Jacob Wohl of film.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Friends Are Evil posted:

Holy poo poo, I thought the GI Joe one was another joke, but he really did use an old photo with Marlon Wayans to defend himself. A quick Google search proves it.

My man is the Jacob Wohl of film.

Yeah, it's amazing. Reality and parody have become indistinguishable.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 20 minutes!

Friends Are Evil posted:

Holy poo poo, I thought the GI Joe one was another joke, but he really did use an old photo with Marlon Wayans to defend himself. A quick Google search proves it.

My man is the Jacob Wohl of film.

they better not remove that i swear to god

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Krankenstyle posted:

they better not remove that i swear to god

It's currently still there. The trivia facts currently listed on the imdb page all seem to be genuine and not jokes facts: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7620554/trivia?ref_=tt_ql_2

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

Lobok posted:

Oh I don't doubt it, but I think Prince of Persia is relevant to the "too good for superheroes" claim when he already did a whitewashed videogame movie.

I know the conversation has moved on, but Persians are white.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
Whiteness is mutable and relative. Italians weren’t white 100 years ago.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Collateral posted:

I know the conversation has moved on, but Persians are white.

Whiteness isn't a real thing.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Whiteness isn't a real thing.

Also worth noting, only the MEK weirdos that want to reinstall the Shah or whatever are super invested in being thought of as white - even if you were a total chauvinist, being Persian is much older and much more glorious.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Also worth noting, only the MEK weirdos that want to reinstall the Shah or whatever are super invested in being thought of as white - even if you were a total chauvinist, being Persian is much older and much more glorious.

If you follow something like Nell Irvin Painter's account of whiteness, the image of idealized whiteness (and especially white female beauty) is derived from stories about Persian harems. The idea of Iran as a historical seat of whiteness has a long history.

e: In fact, I seem to remember that Painter situates this as the start of the racialized idea of "white" in her history.

Hand Knit fucked around with this message at 16:37 on May 13, 2019

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

This is the trailer thread still, right?

Slasher Solstice - New Netflix movie about a slasher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZnP5uUJd6U

2 Miles Below - God will NOT protect us in HELL, John!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X0hF66cqi4

Escape Plan 3 - I had no idea there was a second one of these, let a lone a third one, and that they replaced Arnold with Bautista.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2pxK5mqqGo

Killers Anonymous - Serial Killer/Sad Assassin support group movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_5rKnd8szY

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Angelina Jolie Malificiening it up again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MwW1NAsnR8

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Slasher: Solstice is a series, not a movie.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slasher_(TV_series)#Season_3:_Solstice_(2019)

edit: Jolie's dressed like that boss from Tekken Tag Tournament at the end of the Maleficent 2 trailer.

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 03:39 on May 14, 2019

Seemlar
Jun 18, 2002

ruddiger posted:

Escape Plan 3 - I had no idea there was a second one of these, let a lone a third one, and that they replaced Arnold with Bautista.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2pxK5mqqGo

Escape Plan 2 was made for China and starred a Chinese actor - Stallone was a supporting character, Bautista was in maybe two scenes. Also made for next to nothing as it's 'super prison' was a single big empty room.

I would treat this trailer as highly dubious at best

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Show some respect.

https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1128148429929164805?s=20

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.

Don't they look ugly, June?

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



https://youtu.be/1Vnghdsjmd0

Another trailer for Midsommar dropped.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe


Oof.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

Is is the law or something that demands that Will Smith includes that drat "Woo!" in every song he performs?

Also, much like the live-action Beauty and the Beast, this has absolutely no life in it. It's so bland. Like, people are in costumes, but there's no clever action or interesting camera movement to engage the audience.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

“Watch Will Smith perform "Prince Ali" in this new clip from #Aladdin!”

...nah, I’m good

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fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013


Maybe Neil Cicierega will be able to salvage this

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