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poo poo sinks, news at 11. The only astounding thing is that they didn't find a conservative down there.
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vyelkin posted:in other news a dude dove farther down in the marianas trench than anyone has ever done before and found plastic waste quote:Do you understand the true power of a sovereign? A raw man must kill with his bare hands. The battered warrior, a weapon. The commander, his bellowing voice, the conspirator, a whispered word. But all these pale compared to kingship. A true sovereign need not flex a single muscle in his body, and a hundred men die. A true sovereign may murder without a single impulse, or even intent, sight, breath, or even thought of his murder. He is an idiot indifferent to his own violence. He has sublimed the act of obliteration.
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https://twitter.com/FlyByKnite/status/1127820653061476352
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Shima Honnou posted:With how cold this spring has been both in North America and apparently in Europe I wonder if we've finally hosed the Gulf Stream. It's mid-May and too cold to open the windows, and most of the flowering trees just are not flowering even though they should have done it in April. You're experiencing the death throws of the Arctic.
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# ? May 14, 2019 13:45 |
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I had to turn on the heater last night and I'm in the Mediterranean, literally 500 meters from the sea.
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# ? May 14, 2019 14:24 |
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What job that actually matters can I get without a bachelor's degree?
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# ? May 14, 2019 16:58 |
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Perry Mason Jar posted:What job that actually matters can I get without a bachelor's degree? guillotine sharpener, or crafter
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Perry Mason Jar posted:What job that actually matters can I get without a bachelor's degree? Apocalyptic cult leader
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Perry Mason Jar posted:What job that actually matters can I get without a bachelor's degree? Hobo with a shotgun
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Perry Mason Jar posted:What job that actually matters can I get without a bachelor's degree? Lots of union jobs but if you mean in terms of climate stuff idk try being a billionaire fail son or daughter and killing you are parents.
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vyelkin posted:in other news a dude dove farther down in the marianas trench than anyone has ever done before and found plastic waste All of human history, since the first tools were made by Homo habilis, has been an unending quest to leave our garbage in new places. First we left our sharp lithic detritus and spent flakes all over South and East Africa, then we left Africa to spread that poo poo to Eurasia, Australia and the Americas. Once we figured out ceramics, we smashed them leaving them all over, including in what is now the Middle of Nowhere deserts of Arizona and the Atacama. Colonialism, Polar explorations, all part of this grand quest, our great drive as a genus, as Homo the Tool User, to leave our poo poo all over.
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I'm particularly fond of the garbage fields we are leaving in orbit which will Doom future Generations or species to never leave this planet
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Gareth Gobulcoque posted:You're experiencing the death throws of the Arctic. the arctic jet stream in the US is going loving nuts and is expected to give a couple days of warm sun to the midwest this week before flipping back out and throwing more tornadoes everywhere
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Conspiratiorist posted:Peter Watts owns. this is good
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KiteAuraan posted:All of human history, since the first tools were made by Homo habilis, has been an unending quest to leave our garbage in new places. First we left our sharp lithic detritus and spent flakes all over South and East Africa, then we left Africa to spread that poo poo to Eurasia, Australia and the Americas. Once we figured out ceramics, we smashed them leaving them all over, including in what is now the Middle of Nowhere deserts of Arizona and the Atacama. Colonialism, Polar explorations, all part of this grand quest, our great drive as a genus, as Homo the Tool User, to leave our poo poo all over. never forget that mount everest is covered with our garbage because tryhard yuppies want to be able to say they summited
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# ? May 14, 2019 17:28 |
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Imagine climbing* a mountain sacred to all the people living around it and leaving your loving garbage on it.
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Perry Mason Jar posted:What job that actually matters can I get without a bachelor's degree? Oil field roughneck.
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Addamere posted:I'm particularly fond of the garbage fields we are leaving in orbit which will Doom future Generations or species to never leave this planet Whatever ends up evolving after we're gone is going to have some wild takes on our species. We used to live on the same planet they do with radically different physiogonomies.
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vyelkin posted:never forget that mount everest is covered with our garbage because tryhard yuppies want to be able to say they summited Also bodies
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Mayor Dave posted:Also bodies That's actually pretty cool and good, tho.
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Mayor Dave posted:Also bodies you're implying those bodies aren't garbage
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Hopefully the next cycle will have dwarves, elves, and dragons.
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# ? May 14, 2019 18:37 |
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Mayor Dave posted:Also bodies
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Mayor Dave posted:Also bodies in a just world everest would kill everyone who attempted to summit it, imho
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# ? May 14, 2019 18:50 |
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but in a just world America would never get Bernie Sanders, so you win some lose some
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the bitcoin of weed posted:the arctic jet stream in the US is going loving nuts and is expected to give a couple days of warm sun to the midwest this week before flipping back out and throwing more tornadoes everywhere Owns lmao
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Dead Beef posted:those bodies stuck on everest are going to confuse future alien archeologists i saw a nature documentary where these walruses were all jam packed on a small island with a mountain because the ice they normally rest on is gone and some of em would slowly, clumsily shuffle their asses up this mountain just to get away from all the other walruses but of course they can't get down, and when they try they just plummet off a cliff and die. instead of dying on the mountain and anyway...aliens might think we are the walrus esp since mount everest might be the only place cool enough to live one day
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the bitcoin of weed posted:in a just world everest would kill everyone who attempted to summit it, imho I don't think the Sherpas did anything wrong
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Feranon posted:and anyway...aliens might think we are the walrus I used to fear getting old, I'm getting there at 49, but knowing that I've had some good times & am likely to be dead before the worst hits is almost liberating. Don't get me wrong I try to be as green as possible but it's just a piss in the ocean..
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We are all a little boomer
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# ? May 14, 2019 20:35 |
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https://twitter.com/khayhoe/status/1128402939612160010 This is pretty unsettling coming from an expert who I’d also marked as a relentless optimist.
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Bass Concert Hall posted:https://twitter.com/khayhoe/status/1128402939612160010 The poll results are about what I expect for a bunch of climate scientists. Hayhoe I wouldn't call an optimist, just someone who understands the scope of the problem and has really good praxis.
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# ? May 14, 2019 22:28 |
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Tbf most of the world's population dying off will definitely reduce carbon emissions by quite a bit
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There are folks who think that migrating animals will just adapt to migrate through human constructs - like birds taking advantage of cleaned water storage lakes near cities. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxPdPpi5W4o&t=323s quote:Once we deployed these balls, all the birds were gone. collateral damage lmao
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https://twitter.com/AndrewDessler/status/1128318113085366272
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yeah but CO2 is good
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Dead Beef posted:yeah but CO2 is good Plants love CO2!
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You just know that internally those graphs were titled Exxon's profits....
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Perry Mason Jar posted:What job that actually matters can I get without a bachelor's degree? Working with homeless people.
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Perry Mason Jar posted:What job that actually matters can I get without a bachelor's degree? Forums moderator
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