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Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1128770298277445632?s=21

Hell yes space pirates

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Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013




Another deluded Star Citizen backer. How sad

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
to be fair to the weirdo if I could break atmosphere I'd be a space pirate right now

I'd only able to pirate the ISS but, gently caress it, space pirate

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


We must bring Matt Damon to heel

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Hegel Exercises posted:

Dear Richard...

Also as someone pointed out on discord criminalizing seeking an abortion is a pretty nifty way of disenfranchising women.

Can't wait to report to the president about that time he blocked me on Twitter because I said he was a bankrupt bitch who the Russians had a pee tape of.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Nick Soapdish posted:

We must bring Matt Damon to heel

Nothing will stop the Dread Pirate Damon.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


This poo poo is so loving stupid. It's like saying we need the Air Force to fight sky pirates, but also if it was 1870 and our best flight capability was hot air balloons.

We don't loving need a space force. Everything it could do right now is already being done by the AF.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




What is that poo poo he has growing under his nose?

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

orange juche posted:

What is that poo poo he has growing under his nose?

When enough of the inter-dimensional wasps within his husk molt at the same time he has to extrude the debris somewhere instead of the normal processes.

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Y'know I think even the evil Joe Biden wouldn't do something like this

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

The Iron Rose posted:

Y'know I think even the evil Joe Biden wouldn't do something like this

no he would compromise and let the child be a citizen but nullify gay marriages. bipartisanship is back in the white house

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Hot Karl Marx posted:

no he would compromise and let the child be a citizen but nullify gay marriages. bipartisanship is back in the white house

Seriously? Joe "I supported gay marriage before Obama did and pissed him off" Biden? I'd like my rights back, please.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Fister Roboto posted:

This poo poo is so loving stupid. It's like saying we need the Air Force to fight sky pirates

I agree but i also want crimson skies to happen so v0v

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Fister Roboto posted:

This poo poo is so loving stupid. It's like saying we need the Air Force to fight sky pirates, but also if it was 1870 and our best flight capability was hot air balloons.

We don't loving need a space force. Everything it could do right now is already being done by the AF.

We stumbled into solving this problem correctly, by reestablishing USSPACECOM. That's where it should stop, for at least a couple of decades. Will we have a need for a separate branch? If we live long enough, sure. Do we now, or in the foreseeable future? No.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
We won't realistically need a dedicated space force for two hundred years.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
So, based on current climate change estimates, never

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

The Iron Rose posted:

Seriously? Joe "I supported gay marriage before Obama did and pissed him off" Biden? I'd like my rights back, please.

That was hilarious and one of his best gaffes.

But no one should trust zirconium joe.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Vasudus posted:

We won't realistically need a dedicated space force for two hundred years.

Unless any kind of serious opposition between nations that takes place in space holds off for a good long while it will probably be a moot point. One rear end in a top hat nation deciding to pop off at another nation's satellites has a pretty decent chance at being the end of human space travel for a good century or two while the figurative dust literally settles.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

The Iron Rose posted:

Seriously? Joe "I supported gay marriage before Obama did and pissed him off" Biden? I'd like my rights back, please.

you know what I'm trying to say, he would compromise with people who, in some cases, think being gay is an abomination and should be illegal

Hegel Exercises
Apr 25, 2019

Too fair to worship, too divine to love...

The Iron Rose posted:

Y'know I think even the evil Joe Biden wouldn't do something like this

oh word?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






hey idiot

the fat doctor strange look isn't doing you any favours

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

hey idiot

the fat doctor strange look isn't doing you any favours

He's just getting ready for Ya'llQaeda

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The Iron Rose posted:

Y'know I think even the evil Joe Biden wouldn't do something like this

How about you post an article or some constructive commentary for once? You know, instead of of one lukewarm hot take after another.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





EBB posted:

How about you post an article or some constructive commentary for once? You know, instead of of one lukewarm hot take after another.

yeah lukewarm takes are my department

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
I do the cold takes

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I handle the driveby poo poo posting thankyou

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

CommieGIR posted:

I do the cold takes

This salami is way less than half a pound.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

hey idiot

the fat doctor strange look isn't doing you any favours

That's juris doctor to you and he prefers his strange to be related, by marriage.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS

Fister Roboto posted:

This poo poo is so loving stupid. It's like saying we need the Air Force to fight sky pirates, but also if it was 1870 and our best flight capability was hot air balloons.

We don't loving need a space force. Everything it could do right now is already being done by the AF.

Well when was the last time you saw a sky pirate? Thought so!!

CommieGIR posted:

I do the cold takes

Here's a freakin hot take for ya!!

https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1128735398157594626?s=19

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
That's the stupidest take about anything ever that I've read in at least two weeks.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

This is like Chernobyl's Elephant Food hot take...

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Eej posted:

Well when was the last time you saw a sky pirate? Thought so!!


Here's a freakin hot take for ya!!

https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1128735398157594626?s=19

That is like surface of the sun hot

How does this moron remember to breathe?

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

MRC48B posted:

But that doesn't matter, because one parent is a us citizen, thus citizenship?
What the eff does marital status have to do with anything?

New State Department rules essentially declare all surrogacy/ assisted reproductive technology kids to be illegitimate. All surrogacy/ART kids of married couples, hetero or homosexual, are illegitimate.

One citizen does not automatically equal citizenship, and the State Department has added more gently caress-gently caress games to the process of meeting the illegitimacy rules.

Married hetero parents of surrogate/ART kids don't trip the "Look, this kid obviously can't be this married couple's kid" alarm so they can often escape the surrogacy/illegitimacy gently caress-gently caress games. A mom and a mom or a dad and a dad can't benefit from that assumption and have to play stupid games under the lovely illegitimacy rules.

joat mon fucked around with this message at 02:56 on May 16, 2019

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
forgot to post a chaser

https://twitter.com/LoganJames/status/1128823231304097792?s=19

there you go

Hegel Exercises
Apr 25, 2019

Too fair to worship, too divine to love...

Eej posted:

Well when was the last time you saw a sky pirate? Thought so!!


Here's a freakin hot take for ya!!

https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1128735398157594626?s=19

That’s loving evil.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Nvm

Stravag fucked around with this message at 03:35 on May 16, 2019

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

lotta spook-4-hire planes loitering around the greater fayettenam region tonight

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 03:55 on May 16, 2019

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM


There is no god

shame on an IGA posted:

lotta spook-4-hire planes loitering around the greater fayettenam region tonight



Routine :nsa: or is Operation Iranian Freedom about to kick off? WHO KNOWS WITH THIS ADMINISTRATION?!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Eej posted:

Well when was the last time you saw a sky pirate? Thought so!!


Here's a freakin hot take for ya!!

https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1128735398157594626?s=19

Matt Walsh noooooo


shame on an IGA posted:

lotta spook-4-hire planes loitering around the greater fayettenam region tonight



I'm not in the know so what's this implying

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Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

There are planes up with flight information blocked to the public. These i believe:

Stravag fucked around with this message at 05:26 on May 16, 2019

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