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facialimpediment posted:yay, we're wagging the dog and dick-waving into war again Oh look, it's exactly like the last time. Can't we do what we do in mathematics, just consider that a solved problem and not do it again.
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facialimpediment posted:yay, we're wagging the dog and dick-waving into war again The only good news is that from the sounds of it, like in Venezuela, Trump is too chickenshit to actually commit to a war and that may very well be the only thing that saves us.
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Acebuckeye13 posted:The only good news is that from the sounds of it, like in Venezuela, Trump is too chickenshit to actually commit to a war and that may very well be the only thing that saves us. Which means that Trump will soon have a stroke and die, putting Mike Pence in the White House. The bombing will start 30mins after he's sworn in.
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8/10 because he says "It's so hot in here"
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Vasudus posted:8/10 because he says "It's so hot in here" Pissssssssssssssss.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCL85JO57JE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAFNbrO7mCM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tojmmusS1Es https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIzZlFbOcgY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GA46m4N2xM
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I'm partial to this one, myself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrMYvBMwu7U
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By god we have to show those hornets how big our dick is!
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And now, for something completely different. What do foreign countries' ambassadors get for food in DC when they're feeling homesick? El Salvador: Pupusas! The Philippines: Chicken lumpiang shanghai! South Korea: Naengmyeon! Colombia: I'LL TAKE THE TACO BELL #1 BURRITO WITH A DIET PEPSI AND FIRE SALSA https://twitter.com/M_Lynch_3000/status/1129057249983385600 (he went to college at the University of Texas at Austin)
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Loden Taylor posted:I'm partial to this one, myself. I know where that bridge is lol I drive over it every day.
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facialimpediment posted:And now, for something completely different. What do foreign countries' ambassadors get for food in DC when they're feeling homesick? One of my work friends is Colombian and lives in Australia and every time he comes to the US he has to get Taco Bell. He told me all of his Colombian friends are the same way.
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facialimpediment posted:And now, for something completely different. What do foreign countries' ambassadors get for food in DC when they're feeling homesick? I wonder what this article would have looked like in 2015.
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facialimpediment posted:And now, for something completely different. What do foreign countries' ambassadors get for food in DC when they're feeling homesick? This whole article is great, makes me wish I was still in DC to try out some of those restaurants.
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psydude posted:One of my work friends is Colombian and lives in Australia and every time he comes to the US he has to get Taco Bell. But would they go to an Oma chain or a Crepes y Waffles if we had them?
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Just remember you'll never be as wrong as this guy https://twitter.com/rexnecc/status/1128820965692071938
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48306822quote:A police officer in Colorado has resigned after confronting a black student picking up rubbish outside his shared accommodation. thank u brave policemans unions for ensuring this true american hero gets free money for the next year 
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C.M. Kruger posted:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48306822 Boulder cops reminding everyone that once you get past the legal weed, Colorado is still more like Kansas than California.
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facialimpediment posted:And now, for something completely different. What do foreign countries' ambassadors get for food in DC when they're feeling homesick? Are those swedish fish
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Eej posted:Just remember you'll never be as wrong as this guy https://twitter.com/rexnecc/status/1128820965692071938 He';s definitely saying piss but he's definitely stretching it to two syllables so I can't exactly yknow blame them (too much) for being wrong
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Did not expect to start my day getting emotionally destroyed by the Colombian ambassador to the USquote:I went to college at the University of Texas at Austin and began eating Taco Bell there. Now it reminds me of when my life was beginning and everything was new and full of ideas, for days when I have more memories than ideas.
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...ingawful.com%2F There was talk yesterday of trump invoking the "insurgency act" or something named similar. It was how he civil war started in earnest I think?
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https://twitter.com/RealGrumpyCat/status/1129310647458467840 RIP
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facialimpediment posted:Bye again. She has a Twitch stream, which is extremely lol to me
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Hot Karl Marx posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...ingawful.com%2F Kinda giving away the game there because Toadstool Dick is too stupid to stick to the script and keep the quiet parts quiet. Right now Team R is crowing about their magnificent, bipartisan, totally reasonable good faith effort at immigration reform they have proposed which mean old obstructionist Democrats have decided to unreasonably hate and not reach across the aisle to them and work towards good government. Don't buy the bullshit. Not even for a minute. Ya know what's missing from their proposal? A proposal. It's all flowery bullshit speeches playing up how reasonable Team R is and how terrible the other guys are and how much this system is horrible let us fix it with our obvious good intentions. This is what a public relations campaign looks like. It is not a good faith proposal for a solution, it is a PR campaign. When actual proposed legislation comes out we'll see whatever horrific poo poo they actually want as red meat for their base, because it is always about the base. All of this is PR to get public understanding of the issue to gel around, "OK Republicans have a good idea, let's see what Democrats do."
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bird food bathtub posted:Kinda giving away the game there because Toadstool Dick is too stupid to stick to the script and keep the quiet parts quiet. Right now Team R is crowing about their magnificent, bipartisan, totally reasonable good faith effort at immigration reform they have proposed which mean old obstructionist Democrats have decided to unreasonably hate and not reach across the aisle to them and work towards good government. This reminds me of the way lil' ben shapiro tried to refute Andrew Neil saying the US left had good popular ideas whereas the right had none and all he could come up with was "well we have a very lovely debate of ideas" without ever naming anything. That's par for the course in trumpland though, it's always been him playing up mundane interstitial routine poo poo to make it seem like he's busy when it's all going on without much if any involvement from him. poo poo like "we are monitoring <thing> closely," tweeting about every phone call with a foreign leader, holding press conferences about letters, etc. All presidents hold signing ceremonies, but they don't go to the press after a loving phone call unless it's about the US setting up a humanitarian or military response to a disaster or threat. Even then it's usually a broader press conference about the response itself with a couple questions thrown in about "have you talked with <foreign leader> since <thing>?"
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/\ Tabatha is usually spelled Tabitha, too. White people indeed. Well that makes me feel better about my last cat only making it to 10. In cat news, my adoptive stray didn't like Eleanor for a name, so it's back to Beans. I can trust beans on the patio, doesn't try to escape. Also drools like a fountain in luvin mode. Putting on a little weight so the ferret look is fluffing out. Even tolerates Frank with minimal bitching now. I need a cat that can make me millions of dollars. If they didn't think to invest in sending that cat to Korea and cloning it, for all the money it's made them, then they're not doing capitalism right. CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 16:21 on May 17, 2019 |
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Hegel Exercises posted:Beans is an S-tier cat name. I would trust a cat named Beans with my life.
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BigDave posted:I would trust a cat named Beans with my life. Same 
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Naramyth posted:Chyrstal? loving white people Fairly certain it's just a typo of "Chrystal"
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