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Btw this is a good place to watch people lose their poo poo https://stocktwits.com/symbol/TSLA
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Streak posted:Btw this is a good place to watch people lose their poo poo  I just came like 3 times
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:
lol i was compiling a BEST OF from that guys post history 
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May 17, 2019 16:17
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Lord Stimperor posted:I think the lane assist in Toyotas and Mazdas shows you when it has detecteda e markings to your left/right. So you may be able to decide whether you trust that. Anyhow it's an assist only anyway so it wouldn't veer off the road following a skid marks anyway. I also have a Honda with their Level 2 system and it only works at highway speed and only provides like 75% of the needed steering input, so you still have to have at least one hand on the wheel actively steering. You can safely take your hands off the wheel for a few seconds if you’re going straight though.
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May 17, 2019 16:19
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Tesla fire big yeah yeah yeah Stock go down yeah yeah yeah
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May 17, 2019 16:21
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zegermans posted:Hey how do I raise 2 billion dollars to clearly waste you have to have billions to start with I think, after that it doesn't matter how much of a gently caress up you are you'll get away with it every time
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Lol there's still so many true believers though god drat
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people who bought into the last raise just 2 weeks ago are already down almost 10% In other news SpaceX scrubbed the launch of their 60 test Starlink satellites in order to 'triple check' things and update the satellites software. Which is really strange since I figure you'd know about the software update before the launch, and supposedly you can update these things while they are in the air. I guess that means it's a software update is for once the satellites are released from the Rocket and need to position themselves properly. This is the second scrub of this launch, they were originally scheduled to go May 15 then last night and now the next launch window is in a week. There's a lot to write about Starlink it's got a lot of the typical Elon things going on.
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pigz posted:people who bought into the last raise just 2 weeks ago are already down almost 10% huh guess all those branch merges didnt go so smoothly, elon should have told them to do it smoothly
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May 17, 2019 16:27
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their satellites are running Tesla autopilot for positioning, they're all gonna see a bigger satellite and instinctively smash into it
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May 17, 2019 16:32
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brugroffil posted:their satellites are running Tesla autopilot for positioning, they're all gonna see a bigger satellite and instinctively smash into it I had thought the most recent commit just locks them on firehouses and tries to drop satellites on them from orbit to make the roads safer for the rest of the autopilot fleet.
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May 17, 2019 16:37
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actually uh, its .. its uh you who is the mad one,,
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May 17, 2019 16:45
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bring back old gbs posted:actually uh, its .. its uh you who is the mad one,, what the gently caress is going on there?
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Meltdown May claims another victim
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infernal machines posted:what the gently caress is going on there? he's mad AT or ABOUT china, possibly both possibly neither
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May 17, 2019 16:53
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laffo at the FINANCIAL EDUCATION youtube account that always gets served up in a Tesla Stock google search who says he bought 7k$ of tesla two days ago
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 Lol yeah why don't they write a news story every time a product does what it's supposed to do (lol at not killing you = saving your life)
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lol if you don't over-the-space update your satellites
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Streak posted:
because then you'd just be writing about any other driver assist package available today in cars made by Volvo/BMW/Mercedes/Cadillac/etc.
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bring back old gbs posted:he's mad AT or ABOUT china, possibly both a popular conspiracy theory in Tesla circles right now is that China is somehow responsible for the fires being reported, either intentionally setting them or covering up mythical fake Tesla battery packs.
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Everytime there is an auto pilot accident/death, bezingas rush to defend but but but they were supposed to keep their hands on the wheel at all times!! I wonder who told them that it was OK to do that? 
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May 17, 2019 17:14
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Can you just take your hands off? I thought you had to wedge an orange in there?
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Ben Murphy posted:Everytime there is an auto pilot accident/death, bezingas rush to defend but but but they were supposed to keep their hands on the wheel at all times!! OK dude you are obviously invested in seeing Tesla fail so I don't see why anyone should listen to what you have to say. Elon is trying to save the world and you're just talking poo poo. What have YOU done to fight global climate change? Furthermore,
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https://twitter.com/QTRResearch/status/1129237396401397766
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:People have put body mods on their lovely cars to make them look like better models of cars for decades. lol @ fieros with countache body kits
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Wait are you telling me that investors don't like when the CEO of a company emails its employees that they are going to be hosed in 10 months?
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 Lol yeah it's tweets causing all this, not the cartoonish buffoonery on display for years now.  
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Spergin Morlock posted:lol @ fieros with countache body kits shush those things rule
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Siljmonster posted:Thank Elon your wife died Yeah, that's usually a $3k upgrade.
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tweeting, the cause and solution to all of life's problems
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it's not too far off the mark, Elon's usual MO is to tweet or otherwise announce some pie in the sky poo poo whenever the stock price drops.
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All this right before a weekend for everyone to stew over the stock price's new direction
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Dumb Lowtax posted:All this right before a weekend for everyone to stew over the stock price's new direction Lol "new" direction.
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Dumb Lowtax posted:All this right before a weekend for everyone to stew over the stock price's new direction There is a far amount of lag when posting from a Mars habitat.
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BMan posted:Can you just take your hands off? I thought you had to wedge an orange in there? There are no alerts when you take your hands off until: Visual Alert at 45 seconds Audio alert at 60 seconds. At 90 seconds it just stops the car in the middle of wherever you are highways included. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uw97Gx1lYw which is good cause because 'WITHOUT AUTOPILOT I'D BE DEAD'
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4.20% awww yeah edit: 4.21% AWWW YEAH
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:
lol feel good post
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So what's the over/under of when number starts spiraling down? I'm taking 180 as the under.
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Some idiot is convinced that California will outright ban ICE vehicles and therefore everyone's gonna rush out and buy a Tesla lol Just.... Lol
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