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RaspberryCommie posted:I'm sorry if this has been posted in here before but my friends introduced me to this guy and I just had to share the pain with everyone That's right up there with Wanda's Macaroni Salad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA Unfortunately Youtube deleted the annotations listing how many calories each ingredient had, I think the total was over 10k.
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RaspberryCommie posted:I'm sorry if this has been posted in here before but my friends introduced me to this guy and I just had to share the pain with everyone "Use real whipped cream, not imitation." *dumps in tub of cool whip* Is this guy clowning us?
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Literally everything on this guy's channel is the worst. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc
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RaspberryCommie posted:Literally everything on this guy's channel is the worst. I make this stuff pretty often and holy poo poo how do you gently caress up bagged chicken like that!? It’s not supposed to be bleeding! 
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May 18, 2019 21:25
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Back when I was a kid, there was a pizza joint near one of the malls called "Square-Pan Pizza." That was their shtick. It was pretty good. They disappeared once the mall got revamped into a bigger, better, more expensive mall that focuses on clothes. From a cursory google search, looks like it was part of a now-defunct chain. That picture reminded me of that place, although their pizza looked better than that.
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May 18, 2019 22:53
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LadyPictureShow posted:"Use real whipped cream, not imitation." I was going to say that Cool Whip is at least made with cream, but it's not. Reddi Wip is the one that's actually cream. Cool Whip seems to essentially be whipped margarine? The first ingredients are water and hydrogenated vegetable oils?
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May 18, 2019 23:10
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cool whip is vegan like oreos
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We were thinking of using cool whip for allergy testing on a patient as it was the most reliable source of polysorbate-60
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RaspberryCommie posted:I'm sorry if this has been posted in here before but my friends introduced me to this guy and I just had to share the pain with everyone I hit play, and only made it as far as seeing the assembled ingredients before panic-closing the browser tab
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Tunicate posted:cool whip is vegan like oreos Cool Whip has some skim milk in it now.
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this isn't AFP, I just thought it was cool, and it's food. An Arabian dessert. Also,  https://i.imgur.com/G2NODPP.mp4
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not seeing a problem with the first two.
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Randaconda posted:this isn't AFP, I just thought it was cool, and it's food. An Arabian dessert. Also, What the heck is it?
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May 19, 2019 08:51
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Looks like saganaki or some similar variant to me. Which is honestly delicious as hell so would.
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Randaconda posted:this isn't AFP, I just thought it was cool, and it's food. An Arabian dessert. Also, Is this kunafeh? I was looking up different desserts on here. Whatever it is, it looks delicious. https://egyptianstreets.com/2019/05/05/19-middle-eastern-desserts-to-remember-this-ramadan/
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Yeah, looks like it's kunafeh - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gupP0KrHTJ4)
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May 19, 2019 11:17
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Synthbuttrange posted:not seeing a problem with the first two. The first one is a 'looks gross, might taste good' situation, sure But the grilled sandwich is burnt as gently caress blegh
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RaspberryCommie posted:I'm sorry if this has been posted in here before but my friends introduced me to this guy and I just had to share the pain with everyone You can lie all you want that it tastes good, but the reaction after one bite says it all. That is the face of a man who knows he hosed up. 
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I'll see your 蚂蚁蒸鸡蛋 and raise you Bavette Steak With Ants. quote:The ants add a really interesting & earthy, citrus flavour. Surprise your friends and family when it's next your turn to cook.
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I was just chatting to my brother in Michigan and he asked if I 'wanted to see some old white people food'?  Genuinely dazzled me for a moment.
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Pookah posted:I was just chatting to my brother in Michigan and he asked if I 'wanted to see some old white people food'? The Taupe Platter
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Pookah posted:I was just chatting to my brother in Michigan and he asked if I 'wanted to see some old white people food'? Ehhhh.... Probably would. I'm sure it needs salt and pepper
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Yeah, looks like it's kunafeh - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gupP0KrHTJ4) 
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Maybe it has shellfish in it, maybe it's just pastry. Honestly, with all the excitement, we're not sure.
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Pookah posted:I was just chatting to my brother in Michigan and he asked if I 'wanted to see some old white people food'? Ahh, the classic old “brown and white,” hold the brown.
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Pookah posted:I was just chatting to my brother in Michigan and he asked if I 'wanted to see some old white people food'? That's an open-faced turkey sandwich and I'd bet good money there's a slice of toasted but soggy white bread under the mess on the right.
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Zipperelli. posted:That's an open-faced turkey sandwich and I'd bet good money there's a slice of toasted but soggy white bread under the mess on the right. Thank you, and I mean that sincerely - I've been trying to work out what the hell it is and I can't ask him because he's gone offline. I was guessing mashed potato/tuna mush/white gravy (or maybe custard).
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It's a common old-person dinner up north. Open-faced turkey sandwich and mashed potatoes with white gravy. Should have at least a LITTLE pepper though, ugh. Properly prepared the sandwich is delicious, especially if you get a nice thick piece of white bread and toast it enough so the gravy doesn't make it soggy. That picture is disappointment on a plate.
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It's a safe, easy meal on the gums.
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Bland slop is very comforting when you are sick and also in the deep cold of winter
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The Bloop posted:The first one is a 'looks gross, might taste good' situation, sure When I worked summer gigs in restaurants, one place a guy would come in for breakfast every morning and get rye bread burnt to basically charcoal with a poached egg on top. He was a monster (because he didn't tip for poo poo). A customer at another place always called in their order ahead of time, and one item was always a tuna melt, specifically requested 'burnt to a crisp'. Beats me, but hey  The Bloop posted:Bland slop is very comforting when you are sick and also in the deep cold of winter Open faced turkey or roast beef is an amazing dinner in the dead of January when everything is cold, miserable and gray.
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LadyPictureShow posted:When I worked summer gigs in restaurants, one place a guy would come in for breakfast every morning and get rye bread burnt to basically charcoal with a poached egg on top. He was a monster (because he didn't tip for poo poo). It's sort of like dietary Stockholm: once you eat something hosed up enough times, it becomes nostalgic and reminds you of home.
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I can't explain liking something literally "burnt to a crisp" but I like my toast (and other toaster-viable items) cooked right to the edge of burnt. Very dark brown overall, nearly black toaster-grill-marks. It is a dangerous game to play with unfamiliar toasters, but at home I know that putting the dial at 6.75 is perfect for Wegmans sliced bread and 6.25 for Thomas English muffins. I do my grilled cheese on higher heat than usual, getting it just to the border of being burnt but the innards of the bread are still soft. I also sometimes put mustard on my grilled cheese (the inside, you silly). Meat cooked on a grill or over a campfire is great when the edges get blackened and burnt too, as long as the whole thing isn't overcooked leather.
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https://twitter.com/ly_carr/status/1129845098303361024 Excuse me, what the gently caress?
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KataraniSword posted:https://twitter.com/ly_carr/status/1129845098303361024 I'm confused. Is he using dry ramen as spackle and at one point.... a fish? ..... what?
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angerbeet posted:Love a good breadtangle of pizza. Back in middle school (1981-85), this was known as "elephant scab".
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KataraniSword posted:https://twitter.com/ly_carr/status/1129845098303361024 Processed "food" is not real food.
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