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Whats ur fav Hamburgler Halpar?
Bacon Cheeseburger
Beef Pasta
Cheddar Cheese Melt
Cheeseburger Macaroni
Cheese Lover's Lasagna
Cheesy Beef Pasta
Cheesy Enchilada
Cheesy hashbrowns
Cheesy Italian Beef
Cheesy Ranch Burger
Cheesy Italian Shells
Chili Macaroni
Stroganoff (lmao)
Double Cheeseburger Macaroni
Four CHeese lasagna
Lasagna
Goku
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Potatoes Stroganoff
Spaghetti
Supreme Cheese Pizza
Three Cheese
Tomato Basil Penne
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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Chinatown posted:

might have to pick up a pound of the ol BEEF and give it a whirl tonight

Use two boxes. It’s plenty beefy for your needs.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Burt Sexual posted:

Use two boxes. It’s plenty beefy for your needs.

yeah my BEEF tolerance is pretty high but idk I just want to push myself.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Chinatown posted:

yeah my BEEF tolerance is pretty high but idk I just want to push myself.

Get one box and a pound and a half pack of BEEF from Costco. PBUC!

STrooperTK421
Aug 1, 2010

RocktheCaulk posted:

Get one box and a pound and a half pack of BEEF from Costco. PBUC!

I respectfully disagree.

In this situation the meat to noodle ratio will be off, which will gently caress the consistency completely.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

STrooperTK421 posted:

I respectfully disagree.

In this situation the meat to noodle ratio will be off, which will gently caress the consistency completely.

get beefy, bitch.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

STrooperTK421 posted:

I respectfully disagree.

In this situation the meat to noodle ratio will be off, which will gently caress the consistency completely.

What if he cooks the noodles slightly less longer than the box instructs?

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Going to the store tonight. Gonna grab some cheeseburger or bacon cheeseburger HH and fry it up for the family tomorrow. Everybody loves it

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i have never had hamburger helper but i think this week im going to pop that cherry

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
picked up a box of double cheeseburger mac on the way home (and bourbon)

its goin' down here shortly

cant wait to blow it outta my rear end in ~24-36 hours.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
also look at this hero. HH for breakfast? :worship:

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
Got beefy with it tonight.
This was after I got a bowl of it, forgot to take a pic before hand.
I also only cooked the noodles for like 6 minutes instead of 10, they would have been way overdone at 10 since they were already a lil soft at 6.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

DiggityDoink posted:

Got beefy with it tonight.
This was after I got a bowl of it, forgot to take a pic before hand.
I also only cooked the noodles for like 6 minutes instead of 10, they would have been way overdone at 10 since they were already a lil soft at 6.



Mmmm

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Chinatown posted:

also look at this hero. HH for breakfast? :worship:



From five loving days ago discussing HH. Pfft

Burt Sexual posted:

Things good cold as leftovers: steak, pizza, HH.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Burt Sexual posted:

What if he cooks the noodles slightly less longer than the box instructs?

I'm at altitude so my noodles are always perfectly Al dente, letting me really beef it up.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

sweet thursday posted:

Going to the store tonight. Gonna grab some cheeseburger or bacon cheeseburger HH and fry it up for the family tomorrow. Everybody loves it

Is your family afraid of.double cheeseburger macaroni or do you just not love them ?

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


Beefmince Treatments

Four cheese lasagna is my go to, but I remember when the fourth cheese was a creamy sauce you mixed in a separate bowl and then poured over top the HH. Now you just dump it all together like common double cheeseburger.

Dare I try a new facet of the Helper pantheon?

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006


Excelzior posted:

I fill my meat shoes with HH

HH... HH... Hulk... Hogan!?!

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
After eating the Philly Cheesesteak HH for both dinner and a late night snack, I'm gonna have to recommend against it even thought I voted for it in the thread. It has some weird rear end aftertaste that just really isn't pleasant. I'd stick with the Double Cheeseburger.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
I've been having the beefiest farts since i ate the HH last night. Not a complaint, just an observation.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

RocktheCaulk posted:

Is your family afraid of.double cheeseburger macaroni or do you just not love them ?

Well gently caress my local grocery store wasn't beefy at all. A complete lack of beefitude, only 4 varieties of HH to choose from. I went with the 3 cheese manicotti because we in my household are getting our Beef on tonight and nothing will stop us.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

what's the ideal beef elevation

I'm tryna get into the high steaks game

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
did double cheeseburger mac last night and hoo boy my farts are somethin' fierce. :blastu:

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

I had chick pea pasta and Turkey meatballs and I am also farting a lot

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

these are my local options at the food store

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
all the HH was 2 for $5 at my local grocery store

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

^It's $1.12 a box at Wal-Mart here.



Four cheese lasagna

Universe Master fucked around with this message at 19:11 on May 21, 2019

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hamburger helper salisbury seems to be a CANADIAN exclusive

edit: well its not listed on the official betty crocker website but looks like walmart carries it so :shrug:

edit 2: i think im going to try chili macaroni cause thats sounds like exactly the garbage food i love

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 19:30 on May 21, 2019

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

hamburger helper salisbury seems to be a CANADIAN exclusive

edit: well its not listed on the official betty crocker website but looks like walmart carries it so :shrug:

edit 2: i think im going to try chili macaroni cause thats sounds like exactly the garbage food i love

i order you to try that salisbury

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i have to wait until it goes on sale or if i see it on sale at another grocery store i aint spending $3.39 on HH

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

WatermelonGun posted:

i order you to try that salisbury

Yeah, we really need a Canada exclusive report.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I'd slap my own mama for some strog

Kak
Sep 27, 2002

numberoneposter posted:

i have to wait until it goes on sale or if i see it on sale at another grocery store i aint spending $3.39 on HH

yeah thats a major investment there

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Chinatown posted:

all the HH was 2 for $5 at my local grocery store

Jfc that seems horrible and I live in Boston

Otoh for all i know its the same or worse here in grocery stores. I prefer to shop at wholesale clubs so :shrug:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Kak posted:

yeah thats a major investment there
listen man i post for a living

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Willing to donate 1 dollars 50 cents Canadian so number1poster can eat the top shelf HH

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

theres a couple of discount grocery stores i can swing by im sure they will have it on sale

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Statutory Ape posted:

Jfc that seems horrible and I live in Boston


that seems...perfectly reasonable pricing?

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Chinatown posted:

that seems...perfectly reasonable pricing?

i can buy barilla for $1.16/lb and im sure that the hamburger helper thats 2/$5 is probably about 15 ounces of "pasta" with cheese dust worth a fraction of a penny, and purchasable for as much somewhere online


so..no, its not

E: btw, hamburger helper is actually 5-7 ounces per box so potentially considerably less than 15 ounces so haha lol

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Join Sweet Thursday's Hamburger Helper Helpers today. 5 dollars a month gets you Stroganoff-level membership and comforting knowledge that you're putting beef in a goon's belly and diarrhea in his toilet

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Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





desperately want some "Tomato Basil Penne" now. It's an underrated helper imo

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