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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Yo goons,

Whats your favorite Hamburger helper???

I'm a double mac and cheese man myself, cheesy shells can get the gently caress out!!!

Also if you're a chicken or turkey helper fan, or a VEGAN, you can also get the gently caress out, this is a place to GET BEEFY!

Edit:

https://www.bettycrocker.com/products/helper

You can look at all products here and someday when i figure out how to embed images I will put them up

Derpies fucked around with this message at 23:25 on May 17, 2019

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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Also if you like Tuna Helper you are a vile human being.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Hamburger Helper gives me the absolute most wicked farts of all time and it owns.

Altair400
Apr 16, 2019

I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!
TIL there are more varieties of Hamburger Helper than there are branches of the military.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

RocktheCaulk posted:

Also if you like Tuna Helper you are a vile human being.

Despite whatever good intentions were had, no one was ever happy with the end result of making a tuna helper.

Gotta assume this thread is gonna be 99% pro cheesy Mac. Cause it's the best.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I think I’ve only ever had the beef stroganoff and it has a weird bite to it that is not tasty or interesting to me

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Love me some cheeseburger or the cheesey Mexican one. Basically anything with the cheese. Gotta love that cheese poo poo. 2 boxes and 2lbs of beef.. bam Lunch for a week. Sometimes if I feel like being healthy I toss some frozen broccoli in there.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

cant say ive ever had it, OP

but i have put hampburgar in mac and cheese

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

tater_salad posted:

Love me some cheeseburger or the cheesey Mexican one. Basically anything with the cheese. Gotta love that cheese poo poo. 2 boxes and 2lbs of beef.. bam Lunch for a week. Sometimes if I feel like being healthy I toss some frozen broccoli in there.

freaking :rip: your office toilet

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I don't need no helper to meddle with my hamburgers.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Four cheese lasagne for the mother loving win hoss

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
The tuna helper tuna tetrazzini was delicious, way better than anything in the hamburger helper line

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Chinatown posted:

Hamburger Helper gives me the absolute most wicked farts of all time and it owns.

Hell yeah brother it helps you get MAXIMUM BEEFY

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

tweet my meat posted:

The tuna helper tuna tetrazzini was delicious, way better than anything in the hamburger helper line

I hope you fall, break both your ankles, get an infection, get mrsa, and need a pic line directly into your heart, then recover.

Only to fall down a well!!!!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Tato posted:

Despite whatever good intentions were had, no one was ever happy with the end result of making a tuna helper.

Gotta assume this thread is gonna be 99% pro cheesy Mac. Cause it's the best.

You sir are a wise man, can I get a hell yeah burger (of the helper and ham variety) brothers?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
eat beefy, rip rear end BEEFY

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

I just buy hamburger helper for the cheese dust and throw out the rest

It goes well on eggs and toast

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Chinatown posted:

eat beefy, rip rear end BEEFY

BEEFY and DOUBLE CHEESY if you go with the double cheese burger MAC.

PRO TIP: Add some butter for ultimate dairy BEEF splosions from your turd cutter.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
voted stroganoff
Suck my beef op

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
who doesn't like their beef in goku

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

heres some hamburger helper for ya op

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

RocktheCaulk posted:

Also if you like Tuna Helper you are a vile human being.
Creamy Pasta is goddamn good

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I will not stand for this Tuna Slander

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Cheesy Tuna tuna helper was my first meal when I got home from the first day of kindergarten and will be my safe place forever and ever even unto the hour of my death.

Altair400
Apr 16, 2019

I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!

FactsAreUseless posted:

I will not stand for this Tuna Slander

Tuna Helper is an affront to the Gods.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Stan Halen posted:

Tuna Helper is an affront to the Gods.
Then the gods are weak, and must be overthrown. *spoons tuna glop into my mouth*

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Chinatown posted:

freaking :rip: your office toilet

Some of us don't have chrones disease ya gently caress.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


shame on an IGA posted:

Cheesy Tuna tuna helper was my first meal when I got home from the first day of kindergarten and will be my safe place forever and ever even unto the hour of my death.

Aw man I'm sorry that's rough :glomp:

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
You Tuna guys can make your own lame thread for your garbage dolphin killing meat.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

WatermelonGun posted:

voted stroganoff
Suck my beef op

:hai:

I do love some 4 cheese lasagna as well.

I put frozen onion and peppers in mine. And extra cheese.

Mister Panos
Jan 26, 2011

what the gently caress is a "hamburger helper"? is that like burger sauce????

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's like a butler but instead of being generally useful he helps you steam hams and that's it.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

wow drat a food thread about beef and garbage packaged instant flavored poo poo this thread is gonna hit 40 pages

Altair400
Apr 16, 2019

I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!

numberoneposter posted:

wow drat a food thread about beef and garbage packaged instant flavored poo poo this thread is gonna hit 40 pages

Jesus God, I hope not. It all tastes the same except Tuna Helper is literally Satan's Balls.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Excuse me it's not instant. You have to brown the meat and simmer the pasta. Cmon man.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


CannonFodder posted:

:hai:

I do love some 4 cheese lasagna as well.

I put frozen onion and peppers in mine. And extra cheese.

I love they call it 4 cheese but it's all just one packet

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I never had these.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

numberoneposter posted:

wow drat a food thread about beef and garbage packaged instant flavored poo poo this thread is gonna hit 40 pages

Lol people enjoy food who would've thunk.

I hope you fall down a well and are found 3 weeks later.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
do any of them not require milk? i can freeze hamburger but every time i buy milk it goes sour because i'm lactose intolerant

i want some hamburger helper but having one single fresh ingredient is too much

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WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

TheAardvark posted:

do any of them not require milk? i can freeze hamburger but every time i buy milk it goes sour because i'm lactose intolerant

i want some hamburger helper but having one single fresh ingredient is too much

just use non-dairy malk, maybe?

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